Cynic
@cynic161.bsky.social
me! me!
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September 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
me! me!
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I love seahorses.
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I love seahorses.
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Connor is actually awesome btw, I take this back
I hope some of these bitches woke bc I don't think I'll enjoy be living with a man named "connor"
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Connor is actually awesome btw, I take this back
I just saw the two whitest people I've ever seen
August 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just saw the two whitest people I've ever seen
I'm gonna have 3 roomates I'm actually gonna kms
August 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm gonna have 3 roomates I'm actually gonna kms
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Did you know we can get suspended for saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling"? It's one of the many things we are not allowed to say here.
It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone".
I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't.
It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone".
I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't.
August 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Did you know we can get suspended for saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling"? It's one of the many things we are not allowed to say here.
It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone".
I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't.
It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone".
I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Knife-Shaped Cat Toys. Our feline friends are natural-born killers. They need toys to embrace their homicidal urges, or else they will release their pent-up murderous rage on your couch.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR...
August 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Knife-Shaped Cat Toys. Our feline friends are natural-born killers. They need toys to embrace their homicidal urges, or else they will release their pent-up murderous rage on your couch.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR...
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Snails are actually pretty cool but I gotta say having like 20 thousand small theeth does seem terrifying in paper , kinda reminds me to Lampreys in that aspect , tho they are a little more dangerous than snails.
July 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Snails are actually pretty cool but I gotta say having like 20 thousand small theeth does seem terrifying in paper , kinda reminds me to Lampreys in that aspect , tho they are a little more dangerous than snails.
I can imagine this in his voice
July 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I can imagine this in his voice
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I love Willem Dafoe.
July 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love Willem Dafoe.
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NVM I GOT IT WORKING !!!
July 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
NVM I GOT IT WORKING !!!
OZZY OSBOURNE DIED
a picture of a cartoon character with the words " it should 've been me ... not him !!! "
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words " it should 've been me ... not him !!! "
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July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
OZZY OSBOURNE DIED
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📌Hello im Thadachi 🇪🇦 (he/him)
I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂
📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗
💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆
I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂
📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗
💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆
June 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
📌Hello im Thadachi 🇪🇦 (he/him)
I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂
📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗
💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆
I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂
📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗
💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆
my discover weelky is lowkey fire this week
July 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my discover weelky is lowkey fire this week
I ideogically disagree with the concept of 15 year olds
June 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I ideogically disagree with the concept of 15 year olds
the sky is blue less than 50% of the time so I disagree with this name
June 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the sky is blue less than 50% of the time so I disagree with this name
I think one of the first metal songs my brother ever listened to in its entirety was Suffocate by Knocked Loose and Poppy
May 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I think one of the first metal songs my brother ever listened to in its entirety was Suffocate by Knocked Loose and Poppy
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May 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the average person simply cannot piss like I can, they just don't have what I have
May 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the average person simply cannot piss like I can, they just don't have what I have
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May 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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