CyborgLion 𓅣
@cyborglion.bsky.social
A trustworthy copper merchant
East Coast regional Beef throwing champion
Royal Warden of Reginalds
C.E.O. at TN (formerly torment nexus)
Manager of the Bass Pro shop Pentagram
Associate at Chuck,Chuck, and Chuck: moving associates.
Lord of Scudburry
East Coast regional Beef throwing champion
Royal Warden of Reginalds
C.E.O. at TN (formerly torment nexus)
Manager of the Bass Pro shop Pentagram
Associate at Chuck,Chuck, and Chuck: moving associates.
Lord of Scudburry
Pinned
CyborgLion 𓅣
@cyborglion.bsky.social
· Dec 1
*being carried away by birds* hey
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February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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“Charlie Brown didn’t have any hoes”
Oh yeah? Then explain this!
Oh yeah? Then explain this!
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“Charlie Brown didn’t have any hoes”
Oh yeah? Then explain this!
Oh yeah? Then explain this!
They should invent warm Pittsburgh
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They should invent warm Pittsburgh
Has she not heard of throwing rice , soy sauce , sesame oil , and chicken in a pan potentially with some vegetables?
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Has she not heard of throwing rice , soy sauce , sesame oil , and chicken in a pan potentially with some vegetables?
Have you ever seen a leftists with this level of charisma? Incredible. Such a shame he isn't legally allowed to be president
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Have you ever seen a leftists with this level of charisma? Incredible. Such a shame he isn't legally allowed to be president
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MythBusters should do an episode where they test whether or not a God can bleed
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
MythBusters should do an episode where they test whether or not a God can bleed
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Centrist who is into pseudo science from both sides. “I’m a Pisces and that’s why my skull is shaped like this”
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Centrist who is into pseudo science from both sides. “I’m a Pisces and that’s why my skull is shaped like this”
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Guy who short sold hot cakes: no no no no no no no
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guy who short sold hot cakes: no no no no no no no
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I have a new Tourette’s tic where I move things with my mind
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have a new Tourette’s tic where I move things with my mind
Covering the police is probably a lot harder than people think because you need a deceptively good drummer. Police songs don't seem like they'd be that hard to cover but they don't sound right without Stuart Copeland doing weird ass jazz drummer adjacent shit.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Covering the police is probably a lot harder than people think because you need a deceptively good drummer. Police songs don't seem like they'd be that hard to cover but they don't sound right without Stuart Copeland doing weird ass jazz drummer adjacent shit.
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Godzilla represents the nuclear bombs used in World War 2.
They should make a Cold War Godzilla movie. Just a typical 80's rom com, but the whole time, there's the looming threat of Godzilla
They should make a Cold War Godzilla movie. Just a typical 80's rom com, but the whole time, there's the looming threat of Godzilla
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Godzilla represents the nuclear bombs used in World War 2.
They should make a Cold War Godzilla movie. Just a typical 80's rom com, but the whole time, there's the looming threat of Godzilla
They should make a Cold War Godzilla movie. Just a typical 80's rom com, but the whole time, there's the looming threat of Godzilla
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If God is a clockmaker . And Jesus was a carpenter. It’s very likely the Holy Ghost was doing some candle or shoe stuff
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If God is a clockmaker . And Jesus was a carpenter. It’s very likely the Holy Ghost was doing some candle or shoe stuff
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It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
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Jim Carrey hacking into a guy’s phone by doing his face
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jim Carrey hacking into a guy’s phone by doing his face
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working on an ai robot that can weld just to fuck with everyone’s backup job plan
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
working on an ai robot that can weld just to fuck with everyone’s backup job plan
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If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread vicious lies for clout
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread vicious lies for clout
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When the doctor asks for a urine sample, I always feel forced to give them my most recent stuff, instead my best work
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When the doctor asks for a urine sample, I always feel forced to give them my most recent stuff, instead my best work
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
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All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
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If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking