🤖CyberCrump🌆
@cybercrump.bsky.social
Glitching around. Say hello! I may respond. 49 solar revolutions and counting. I still function.
As my cursor went over your username in the feed, my tired brain read '18+ space no minors' as '18 Space Marines'. Completely unrelated to what you were posting about, but oddly appropriate as it's completely different and so far, has to be bad, because there's more than 18 space marines involved.
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
As my cursor went over your username in the feed, my tired brain read '18+ space no minors' as '18 Space Marines'. Completely unrelated to what you were posting about, but oddly appropriate as it's completely different and so far, has to be bad, because there's more than 18 space marines involved.
I had the comfiest pair of second-hand British paratrooper boots to go clubbing in, back in the late 90s. Took a licking and kept on ticking.
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I had the comfiest pair of second-hand British paratrooper boots to go clubbing in, back in the late 90s. Took a licking and kept on ticking.
Michelangelo's drunk again, I see...
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Michelangelo's drunk again, I see...
It's no good, just refer them to the digging the hole in the ground to speak with demons stage of the process...
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
It's no good, just refer them to the digging the hole in the ground to speak with demons stage of the process...
Also, the momentary crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide that just occurred in my head.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Also, the momentary crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide that just occurred in my head.
Brother Hasthagota Spanner.
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Brother Hasthagota Spanner.
Reposted by 🤖CyberCrump🌆
Fuck the SAVE Act. It's racist, transphobic, xenophobic, and misogynist.
"Just get a birth certificate" is nonsense drivel when the federal government is accusing US citizens of having falsified birth certificates with no evidence besides the fact they're racialized.
"Just get a birth certificate" is nonsense drivel when the federal government is accusing US citizens of having falsified birth certificates with no evidence besides the fact they're racialized.
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Fuck the SAVE Act. It's racist, transphobic, xenophobic, and misogynist.
"Just get a birth certificate" is nonsense drivel when the federal government is accusing US citizens of having falsified birth certificates with no evidence besides the fact they're racialized.
"Just get a birth certificate" is nonsense drivel when the federal government is accusing US citizens of having falsified birth certificates with no evidence besides the fact they're racialized.
Lot of people pointing out that bad people using the special book to justify bad things should be using it to do good things, like the good guy character in it does, and dependent on theology, good guy character is the same character as old man genocide-and-slavery, or worships him so, I dunno. 😐
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Lot of people pointing out that bad people using the special book to justify bad things should be using it to do good things, like the good guy character in it does, and dependent on theology, good guy character is the same character as old man genocide-and-slavery, or worships him so, I dunno. 😐
I saw this directly below the post I'm linking to here, and it occurred to me that maybe this quote is not that bad of a Valentine's Day poem-adjacent thing.
"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." -Spider Robinson in The Callahan Chronicals
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I saw this directly below the post I'm linking to here, and it occurred to me that maybe this quote is not that bad of a Valentine's Day poem-adjacent thing.
Forward! For the glory of House Thingummybob and the God-Emperor!
...where is my chassis?
Bugger.
...where is my chassis?
Bugger.
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Forward! For the glory of House Thingummybob and the God-Emperor!
...where is my chassis?
Bugger.
...where is my chassis?
Bugger.
Post-novel brain deflation made me think of the spyker model from the Necromunda tabletop game.
Sorry in advance if you do an image search.
Sorry in advance if you do an image search.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Post-novel brain deflation made me think of the spyker model from the Necromunda tabletop game.
Sorry in advance if you do an image search.
Sorry in advance if you do an image search.
They know not the old ways...
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
They know not the old ways...
Has tha bin on't Old Toby agin, Our Jess?
a man with curly hair is holding a pipe in his mouth and making a funny face
ALT: a man with curly hair is holding a pipe in his mouth and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Has tha bin on't Old Toby agin, Our Jess?
Fish and rainbow chips. Seems legit.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Fish and rainbow chips. Seems legit.
'Howdy! I was looking for some *bLoOD*...' 🦇
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
'Howdy! I was looking for some *bLoOD*...' 🦇
My 12 year old self playing this on my mate's Amiga is shouting at me from 37 years ago to get this, even if it's just to listen to the theme.
Speedball | Rebellion
rebellion.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
My 12 year old self playing this on my mate's Amiga is shouting at me from 37 years ago to get this, even if it's just to listen to the theme.
The 1963 ball chair! 🫡
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The 1963 ball chair! 🫡
Is one of the crimes bread theft?
I'll get me coat.
I'll get me coat.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Is one of the crimes bread theft?
I'll get me coat.
I'll get me coat.
Reading the whole lot now, from the start.
Thank you!
Thank you!
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Reading the whole lot now, from the start.
Thank you!
Thank you!
If knights pls consider listening to Prokofiev, Dance of the Knights from Romeo & Juliet. It may assist. If not, I never said nuffin and I'm not here.
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If knights pls consider listening to Prokofiev, Dance of the Knights from Romeo & Juliet. It may assist. If not, I never said nuffin and I'm not here.
JFC, as soon as we got to fish, ink, paperclip I recoiled in horror and then laughed my ass off.
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
JFC, as soon as we got to fish, ink, paperclip I recoiled in horror and then laughed my ass off.
Occult, Yakult, what's the difference?
Real goblins, that's what.
Real goblins, that's what.
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Occult, Yakult, what's the difference?
Real goblins, that's what.
Real goblins, that's what.
Nonsense, you just want to form a classic metal band called NIGHT BATH. I leave it up to you to decide what their lyrics are and how much they stand on the amps at the front of the stage.
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Nonsense, you just want to form a classic metal band called NIGHT BATH. I leave it up to you to decide what their lyrics are and how much they stand on the amps at the front of the stage.
As supervillain opening gambits go, not bad.
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
As supervillain opening gambits go, not bad.