🤖CyberCrump🌆
@cybercrump.bsky.social
Glitching around. Say hello! I may respond.
It’s in the alt text.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s in the alt text.
You either just cast the most mild Bless or the least harsh Curse from D&D. Either way, I'll take it, and I ain't even in the States!
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You either just cast the most mild Bless or the least harsh Curse from D&D. Either way, I'll take it, and I ain't even in the States!
Well, that'll do it.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Well, that'll do it.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
Damn my hallucinating brain!
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn my hallucinating brain!
Remember that time you subbed in for the right leg on Voltron?
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Remember that time you subbed in for the right leg on Voltron?
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Learned to fly in one of those. First lesson? How to gently bank right in a circle so the instructor could watch the Nottingham Forest soccer match.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Learned to fly in one of those. First lesson? How to gently bank right in a circle so the instructor could watch the Nottingham Forest soccer match.
And it is because I can imagine this, voice and all, that I curse you. Eww! 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And it is because I can imagine this, voice and all, that I curse you. Eww! 🫣
I had Tyrannix! Distinct memories of how he slotted together. Oof, I’m fuggin’ ancient…
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I had Tyrannix! Distinct memories of how he slotted together. Oof, I’m fuggin’ ancient…
*broad Yorkshire accent* DOES YER MEOWTH NEED ‘IS BALLS OFF THEN, LOVE?
…I’ll get me coat.
…I’ll get me coat.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*broad Yorkshire accent* DOES YER MEOWTH NEED ‘IS BALLS OFF THEN, LOVE?
…I’ll get me coat.
…I’ll get me coat.
What, no foreword by Rob Liefeld?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What, no foreword by Rob Liefeld?
Why you stand behind me and ask me if this are good place to hide?
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why you stand behind me and ask me if this are good place to hide?
How dare you! You dare how! ...yes, you find. Hmph. You go hide. I count to... many.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How dare you! You dare how! ...yes, you find. Hmph. You go hide. I count to... many.
Caveman voice: WHAT ARE LOCK? HOW IT DO? THINK MAKE BRAIN HURT!
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Caveman voice: WHAT ARE LOCK? HOW IT DO? THINK MAKE BRAIN HURT!
I have enjoyed it, and I thank you. Pantsless Man, borrowing the abilities of... literally any animal, none of them wear pants.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have enjoyed it, and I thank you. Pantsless Man, borrowing the abilities of... literally any animal, none of them wear pants.
Thank you missus! 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank you missus! 🙂
See, the, next iteration
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
See, the, next iteration
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need