just realized the clocks go back this weekend… nobody fucking text
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
just realized the clocks go back this weekend… nobody fucking text
me whenever i get hyperfixated on a show/movie/character: i have to make a playlist about this
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
me whenever i get hyperfixated on a show/movie/character: i have to make a playlist about this
yes i’m queer yes i drink dairy milk we exist
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
yes i’m queer yes i drink dairy milk we exist
hey not to be sappy or anything but my college friends have quickly become some of my best friends and i love them so much already
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
hey not to be sappy or anything but my college friends have quickly become some of my best friends and i love them so much already
WHY do people still not flush toilets i am in COLLEGE
September 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
WHY do people still not flush toilets i am in COLLEGE
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dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
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What if Hozier started a line of Irish wool sweaters and called the brand “Cozier by Hozier”
September 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
What if Hozier started a line of Irish wool sweaters and called the brand “Cozier by Hozier”
what happened to librarians shushing people in libraries
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
what happened to librarians shushing people in libraries
online classes through teams are going to be the end of me
September 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
online classes through teams are going to be the end of me
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[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
July 9, 2023 at 11:17 PM
[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
i would lay down my life for my office procedures/spreadsheets teacher
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i would lay down my life for my office procedures/spreadsheets teacher
shoutout to 2 of my teachers who haven’t done/don’t like icebreakers bc my only other teacher has done 3 so far since we have her for 3 different classes
WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
shoutout to 2 of my teachers who haven’t done/don’t like icebreakers bc my only other teacher has done 3 so far since we have her for 3 different classes
WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
one of my teachers kinda looks like my mum from a distance haha i’m fine!!!
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
one of my teachers kinda looks like my mum from a distance haha i’m fine!!!
having class online is so funny like oh i have to get ready to go to My Living Room
September 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
having class online is so funny like oh i have to get ready to go to My Living Room
i’m actually doing okay?? at math??? what is this?
it’s only the second day so i’m not holding out too much hope but i’m still impressed with myself
it’s only the second day so i’m not holding out too much hope but i’m still impressed with myself
September 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
i’m actually doing okay?? at math??? what is this?
it’s only the second day so i’m not holding out too much hope but i’m still impressed with myself
it’s only the second day so i’m not holding out too much hope but i’m still impressed with myself
forgot where pretty much everything was immediately after the campus tour yesterday but at least i remembered where the tims is
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
forgot where pretty much everything was immediately after the campus tour yesterday but at least i remembered where the tims is
put my 2 week notice in at work yesterday can i get a HELL YEAH
August 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
put my 2 week notice in at work yesterday can i get a HELL YEAH
i’ve nicknamed my dad’s cane michael cane
August 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i’ve nicknamed my dad’s cane michael cane
it’s just past noon and i’ve already
- gone for a hot girl walk
- donated books to a little free library
- done laundry
- sold something on marketplace
- had a yummy breakfast
i am unstoppable
- gone for a hot girl walk
- donated books to a little free library
- done laundry
- sold something on marketplace
- had a yummy breakfast
i am unstoppable
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
it’s just past noon and i’ve already
- gone for a hot girl walk
- donated books to a little free library
- done laundry
- sold something on marketplace
- had a yummy breakfast
i am unstoppable
- gone for a hot girl walk
- donated books to a little free library
- done laundry
- sold something on marketplace
- had a yummy breakfast
i am unstoppable
my apartment fuckin reeks and i think it’s bc there’s a dead mouse in the wall somewhere 🤩 woohoo yippie yeahhh
August 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
my apartment fuckin reeks and i think it’s bc there’s a dead mouse in the wall somewhere 🤩 woohoo yippie yeahhh
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN SAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY
BY LAUNCHING A FAMILY OF FOUR
INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN SAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY
BY LAUNCHING A FAMILY OF FOUR
INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
August 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN SAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY
BY LAUNCHING A FAMILY OF FOUR
INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN SAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY
BY LAUNCHING A FAMILY OF FOUR
INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE