Curlywhenwet (she/her)
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
PSA if you are feeling blue, consider increasing your Vit D and turning on your SAD light. It took me a while to figure out why I am teary.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
PSA if you are feeling blue, consider increasing your Vit D and turning on your SAD light. It took me a while to figure out why I am teary.
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Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
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Ok, but how are the robots going to feel when they find out ‘robot’ comes from the Czech word ‘robota’ which means “forced labor”??
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
This is an interesting design.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is an interesting design.
Wait, what? I was raised Catholic, and we talked about a lot about Mary. This is new to me.
The 'lady' in 'ladybugs' refers to the Virgin Mary.
First of all, there are over 5,000 varieties of ladybugs.
However, the first type of these beetles to be called a 'ladybug' had 7 spots which were thought to symbolize the 7 sorrows she suffered.
First of all, there are over 5,000 varieties of ladybugs.
However, the first type of these beetles to be called a 'ladybug' had 7 spots which were thought to symbolize the 7 sorrows she suffered.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wait, what? I was raised Catholic, and we talked about a lot about Mary. This is new to me.
My laptop display was upside down and I had to wait 20 mins on hold to get IT to take 30 seconds to fix it. I knew it was a rotation thing, but I couldn't get my cursor there. Yay Tuesday. You are out of step.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My laptop display was upside down and I had to wait 20 mins on hold to get IT to take 30 seconds to fix it. I knew it was a rotation thing, but I couldn't get my cursor there. Yay Tuesday. You are out of step.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
I am down to 2 daily contacts and have an eye dr appt Wednesday. Can I wear them more than 1 day? Like, 2 days?
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am down to 2 daily contacts and have an eye dr appt Wednesday. Can I wear them more than 1 day? Like, 2 days?
Almond Jay
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
MRSA Bar
MRSA Bar
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Milky Hay
Milky Hay
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Almond Jay
It may be too early for the tree, but it's not too early for Christmas pajamas.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It may be too early for the tree, but it's not too early for Christmas pajamas.
Why does AI keep entering my Teams meeting?
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why does AI keep entering my Teams meeting?
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I dropped some big news on my husband today. I want Heinz ketchup and Heinz only. I am used to picking up store brands or whatever is on sale, and somehow have a bottle Heinz, and who knew there was such a difference?
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I dropped some big news on my husband today. I want Heinz ketchup and Heinz only. I am used to picking up store brands or whatever is on sale, and somehow have a bottle Heinz, and who knew there was such a difference?
Who is surprised that Alec Baldwin's version of his car crash is falling apart?
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Who is surprised that Alec Baldwin's version of his car crash is falling apart?
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All I want is to not track macros nor micros, not fast, not worry about protein, enjoy some carbs, walk with friends, take the steps sometimes, sit on the couch & eat potato chips, and not be too fat nor too skinny, but just love myself & set a good example for my daughter #IsThatTooMuchToAsk
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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My husband's flight lands at 10 pm, and wow am I glad I declined driving him to the airport last week. Remember when we drove people to the airport? Why was that?
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My husband's flight lands at 10 pm, and wow am I glad I declined driving him to the airport last week. Remember when we drove people to the airport? Why was that?
Walnut trees keep dropping walnuts on the roof of the house. They bang! And roll off. Makes me jump every time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Walnut trees keep dropping walnuts on the roof of the house. They bang! And roll off. Makes me jump every time.
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This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
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It's ok if you say 'on accident' by accident, but 'by accident' is the one you want to use.
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's ok if you say 'on accident' by accident, but 'by accident' is the one you want to use.
Convinced my husband to watch Unknown Number.
I may be sorry.
I may be sorry.
September 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Convinced my husband to watch Unknown Number.
I may be sorry.
I may be sorry.