Cunt Dracula Munster 🎗️🇵🇸
@cuntdraculadrag.bsky.social
He/It, She/Her if you pay me. The Vampiric Cunt of Colorado 🧛♥️ A resident of the Havnted Havse 👻🐀
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I never know what my first post should ever be. Anyways I do drag, I’m in CO, and I should really be asleep right now. I also do art!! @lostarial.bsky.social (i need to actually post)
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Embroidery helps, though
She forge my throng till I gus
how the fuck am i supposed to take a world of warcraft boss seriously when their name is “Forgemaster Throngus”
December 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
She forge my throng till I gus
how the fuck am i supposed to take a world of warcraft boss seriously when their name is “Forgemaster Throngus”
December 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
how the fuck am i supposed to take a world of warcraft boss seriously when their name is “Forgemaster Throngus”
i got a fucking disgustingly ugly christmas dress i’m so excited
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 AM
i got a fucking disgustingly ugly christmas dress i’m so excited
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I love Grey Matter 🩶🧠
December 3, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I love Grey Matter 🩶🧠
AND THEY FUCKING RAN OVER GRANDMA!!!
👏WE👏FORGAVE👏THE👏OTHER👏REINDEER👏TOO👏QUICKLY👏THEY👏WERE👏ASSHOLES👏TO👏RUDOLPH👏THOSE👏SCARS👏DON'T👏JUST👏DISAPPEAR.👏THEY'RE👏SHOUTING👏OUT👏WITH👏GLEE👏ALL👏OF👏A👏SUDDEN?👏FUCK👏Y'ALL👏AND👏YOUR👏PLAIN👏ASS👏NOSES!👏
December 3, 2024 at 11:03 AM
AND THEY FUCKING RAN OVER GRANDMA!!!
me spamming one of my drag dads dms with mouthwashing fanart even though he has to be up in like two hours for work and i haven’t even gone to sleep yet
sorry gareth i love you 🫶♥️
sorry gareth i love you 🫶♥️
December 3, 2024 at 10:59 AM
me spamming one of my drag dads dms with mouthwashing fanart even though he has to be up in like two hours for work and i haven’t even gone to sleep yet
sorry gareth i love you 🫶♥️
sorry gareth i love you 🫶♥️
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auto exotic asphyxiation is when you do it in the jungle
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 AM
auto exotic asphyxiation is when you do it in the jungle
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fellow drag performers. how the fuck do you deal with joint pain
i’m 23 and dying over here
i’m 23 and dying over here
December 1, 2024 at 10:16 AM
fellow drag performers. how the fuck do you deal with joint pain
i’m 23 and dying over here
i’m 23 and dying over here
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You're laughing. I slipped on this banana peel and you're laughing
November 30, 2024 at 7:02 PM
You're laughing. I slipped on this banana peel and you're laughing
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Your auntie on FetLife under the name Geraldine Gaggamuffin
November 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Your auntie on FetLife under the name Geraldine Gaggamuffin
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
rattled this cat bastard around then he farted in my face
so rude of him
so rude of him
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 AM
rattled this cat bastard around then he farted in my face
so rude of him
so rude of him
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my moms making me a homemade meal 🥺
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
my moms making me a homemade meal 🥺