The Cultured Ruffian
@culturedruffian.bsky.social
"Do-nut stop believing, Hold on to that feeling!"
Pretty much.
July 10, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Pretty much.
Thank you for posting a video of your workout on social media- it was just long enough for me to watch while I finished six donuts and a chocolate milk after waking up at 10am.
July 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Thank you for posting a video of your workout on social media- it was just long enough for me to watch while I finished six donuts and a chocolate milk after waking up at 10am.
Me: [ Flirts with Disaster ]
Disaster: [ gets a restraining order ]
Disaster: [ gets a restraining order ]
April 14, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Me: [ Flirts with Disaster ]
Disaster: [ gets a restraining order ]
Disaster: [ gets a restraining order ]
Do you have trust issues?
Me:
Me:
March 5, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Do you have trust issues?
Me:
Me:
I sure hope some nice person posts the Super Bowl play by play for all those folks on social media who don’t have a TV yet.
February 11, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I sure hope some nice person posts the Super Bowl play by play for all those folks on social media who don’t have a TV yet.
I've never had to go hunt for food to feed my family, but once I had to dig out all the M&M's out of the trail mix at a Super Bowl party.
February 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I've never had to go hunt for food to feed my family, but once I had to dig out all the M&M's out of the trail mix at a Super Bowl party.
SUPER BOWL PARTY INSTRUCTIONS:
1) You put your hand upon my chips.
2) When you dip.
3) I dip.
4) We dip.
5) Repeat.
1) You put your hand upon my chips.
2) When you dip.
3) I dip.
4) We dip.
5) Repeat.
February 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
SUPER BOWL PARTY INSTRUCTIONS:
1) You put your hand upon my chips.
2) When you dip.
3) I dip.
4) We dip.
5) Repeat.
1) You put your hand upon my chips.
2) When you dip.
3) I dip.
4) We dip.
5) Repeat.
Girl are you a Christmas tree? because you're dead on the inside, you're lit every night & I wanna throw you outta the house after a month.
December 26, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Girl are you a Christmas tree? because you're dead on the inside, you're lit every night & I wanna throw you outta the house after a month.
It's not Christmas unless you cut a tree down, drag it inside, hang some crap on it & water it so you can slowly watch it die for a month.
December 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM
It's not Christmas unless you cut a tree down, drag it inside, hang some crap on it & water it so you can slowly watch it die for a month.
Flannel? Well plaid lumberjacks, well plaid.
December 5, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Flannel? Well plaid lumberjacks, well plaid.
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The perfect name for a firefighter does not exis..
October 30, 2023 at 6:43 PM
The perfect name for a firefighter does not exis..
[ once a year on Thanksgiving ]
November 24, 2023 at 1:21 AM
[ once a year on Thanksgiving ]
I can't wait to check Instagram tomorrow so I can see what everyone had for Thanksgiving dinner...the suspense is just killing me.
November 23, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I can't wait to check Instagram tomorrow so I can see what everyone had for Thanksgiving dinner...the suspense is just killing me.
*THANKSGIVING RITUAL*
Overeats → Feels sick
↑ ↓
Wakes up ← Passes out
Overeats → Feels sick
↑ ↓
Wakes up ← Passes out
November 21, 2023 at 3:58 AM
*THANKSGIVING RITUAL*
Overeats → Feels sick
↑ ↓
Wakes up ← Passes out
Overeats → Feels sick
↑ ↓
Wakes up ← Passes out
When someone rudely wakes you up from your nap after Thanksgiving Dinner.
November 21, 2023 at 3:37 AM
When someone rudely wakes you up from your nap after Thanksgiving Dinner.
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What wine pairs best with tatertot casserole? I'm thinking a Malbec or Pinot Noir.
November 18, 2023 at 11:45 PM
What wine pairs best with tatertot casserole? I'm thinking a Malbec or Pinot Noir.
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Went to one of those novelty restaurants where the staff is purposely rude and the waiter banged my date right on the table. Haha classic!
November 18, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Went to one of those novelty restaurants where the staff is purposely rude and the waiter banged my date right on the table. Haha classic!
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It all went to hell when they stopped showing It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on free tv
November 19, 2023 at 1:20 AM
It all went to hell when they stopped showing It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on free tv
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Kiss me, I smell like cheeseburgers and shame.
November 19, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Kiss me, I smell like cheeseburgers and shame.
My airpods died so I had to get yelled at by my wife on speakerphone at the grocery store just like the Pioneers used to back in the olden days.
November 8, 2023 at 2:57 PM
My airpods died so I had to get yelled at by my wife on speakerphone at the grocery store just like the Pioneers used to back in the olden days.
Your Daylight Saving Time jokes are so one hour ago.
November 5, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Your Daylight Saving Time jokes are so one hour ago.
I finally figured out how to adjust the clock in my car for daylight savings time in case anyone needs a mechanic or anything.
November 5, 2023 at 6:46 PM
I finally figured out how to adjust the clock in my car for daylight savings time in case anyone needs a mechanic or anything.
The perfect name for a firefighter does not exis..
October 30, 2023 at 6:43 PM
The perfect name for a firefighter does not exis..
Anytime someone tells me that they are on a diet in the month of October, November or December.
October 11, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Anytime someone tells me that they are on a diet in the month of October, November or December.