Chumblin' Chumbleweeds
@cryptoviking.bsky.social
Wes | 31 | he/him
DANGER!
BEWARE OF
DANGER!
BEWARE OF
can I come over and creep you out?
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
can I come over and creep you out?
welp, I'm gonna have to fucking claw my way out.
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
welp, I'm gonna have to fucking claw my way out.
ever check the profile of Somebody From Your Past™ and end up wanting to drink until you vomit, black out, and wake up with alcohol poisoning?
surely that's a measured, healthy, rational response that everyone has once in a while... right...?
surely that's a measured, healthy, rational response that everyone has once in a while... right...?
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ever check the profile of Somebody From Your Past™ and end up wanting to drink until you vomit, black out, and wake up with alcohol poisoning?
surely that's a measured, healthy, rational response that everyone has once in a while... right...?
surely that's a measured, healthy, rational response that everyone has once in a while... right...?
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it's that time of year again where my thoughts bypass the immediate festive season and charge straight towards the next one. haven't even carved a pumpkin yet, and I'm already thinking about lavish feasts and slaying dragons.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
it's that time of year again where my thoughts bypass the immediate festive season and charge straight towards the next one. haven't even carved a pumpkin yet, and I'm already thinking about lavish feasts and slaying dragons.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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love to be uncovering a long hidden child's drawing or fresco portraying a mysterious atrocity in a decrepit and abandoned manor by candlelight while furtive sounds of movement get closer and closer to my position
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
love to be uncovering a long hidden child's drawing or fresco portraying a mysterious atrocity in a decrepit and abandoned manor by candlelight while furtive sounds of movement get closer and closer to my position
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A lot of """"creatives"""" have seemingly accepted generative AI as part of art and filmmaking and I'm hear to say you're all big stinky phonies and I hate you
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A lot of """"creatives"""" have seemingly accepted generative AI as part of art and filmmaking and I'm hear to say you're all big stinky phonies and I hate you
why does it feel like literally every issue is imploding at once,
yet somehow absolutely nothing is changing and everything is continuing as "normal"?
I feel like we went through some kind of reality shift within the last few years.
yet somehow absolutely nothing is changing and everything is continuing as "normal"?
I feel like we went through some kind of reality shift within the last few years.
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
why does it feel like literally every issue is imploding at once,
yet somehow absolutely nothing is changing and everything is continuing as "normal"?
I feel like we went through some kind of reality shift within the last few years.
yet somehow absolutely nothing is changing and everything is continuing as "normal"?
I feel like we went through some kind of reality shift within the last few years.
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GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
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1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
another Sunday, another shitshow 🫠
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
another Sunday, another shitshow 🫠
not to sound insane, but what if not everything is a "distraction", and shit just sucks right now??? what if there's just a lot of bad stuff going on at once?????
September 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
not to sound insane, but what if not everything is a "distraction", and shit just sucks right now??? what if there's just a lot of bad stuff going on at once?????
been listening to nothing but yacht rock, smooth jazz, and soft rock all day, and honestly I'm really freaked out that I'm not tired of it yet.
August 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
been listening to nothing but yacht rock, smooth jazz, and soft rock all day, and honestly I'm really freaked out that I'm not tired of it yet.
King Jizzard eats a Gizzard Blizzard
August 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
King Jizzard eats a Gizzard Blizzard
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dumber'n a tub a' Country Crock.
August 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
dumber'n a tub a' Country Crock.
I I I ME ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.
August 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I I I ME ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.
❌ "How are you doing?"
❌ "How's your day been?"
❌ "Anything new going on?"
❌ "What's on your mind?"
✅ "Get anything done today?"
❌ "How's your day been?"
❌ "Anything new going on?"
❌ "What's on your mind?"
✅ "Get anything done today?"
August 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
❌ "How are you doing?"
❌ "How's your day been?"
❌ "Anything new going on?"
❌ "What's on your mind?"
✅ "Get anything done today?"
❌ "How's your day been?"
❌ "Anything new going on?"
❌ "What's on your mind?"
✅ "Get anything done today?"
really says a lot about retail (and probably a lot of other jobs) that 90% of the "jokes" I hear at work on a daily basis are just coworkers wishing for physical harm and/or death to befall them as an escape from work. I'm sure that's an indicator of a healthy, fulfilling, and sustainable system.
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
really says a lot about retail (and probably a lot of other jobs) that 90% of the "jokes" I hear at work on a daily basis are just coworkers wishing for physical harm and/or death to befall them as an escape from work. I'm sure that's an indicator of a healthy, fulfilling, and sustainable system.
forgot to bring my headphones to work today, taking psychic damage on my break because of it.
July 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
forgot to bring my headphones to work today, taking psychic damage on my break because of it.
C.R.E.A.M.
(Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me)
(Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me)
July 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
C.R.E.A.M.
(Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me)
(Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me)