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Captain Crowfood
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Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
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As a child, I felt like a hobbit.

As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.

For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.

But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
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January 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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The point of Secret Police is that their identities are secret, so they can brutalize opponents of the regime with no fear of later reprisals.
maybe he's still scrubbing his posts from twitter and stormfront
So can they really shield the ICE shooter from even having his name revealed? It sure seems like they’re trying.
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Who is he?
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets.

Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party.

This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Really not much more to say.

Our constitutional system of checks and balances was supposed to protect against this. But that would require a Congress with a spine.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Thank you
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I’m glad I got out before we became the baddies.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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It’s a broad assault on the reordering of the relationship among nations that emerged following World War I, when war-shattered countries moved toward replacing brute force and Darwinian principles with a rules-based approach to foreign relations.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
MAGA’s March of Folly Into Greenland Is a Historic Catastrophe
Programming note: Our first Morning Memo Live event is coming up on...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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This Administration is actively committing war crimes, and far too many people aren't doing or saying a thing.

When people ask how Hitler was able to do what he did, this is how.
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The GOP is complicit.
VARNEY: Is there any support in Congress for buying or taking over Greenland?

SEN. RICKETTS: The president has been clear we need to protect our northern flank
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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The slob pushing the Pentagon to eliminate women in the military: Anthony Tata, best known for cyberstalking a mistress after she found out he was married, forging court documents to escape his child support obligation, and pushing racist policies as school superintendent. He’s MAGA to the core.
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I feel like wearing this on my jacket is now a political statement.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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This is very bad news for Greenland
DOJ admits it has still not released 99% of Epstein files, violating law
The DOJ said it is still reviewing millions of Epstein files, after previously claiming it completed the review in July
open.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I can think of one more who should make the trip.
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The fact that major stock indices are hitting record highs after Trump invaded another oil-rich country because he felt like it says a lot about capitalism.

This has been a bucket of cold water for some of us.
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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This is where we are. Read this joint statement by France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Spain, the United Kingdom, and the Kingdom of Denmark on Greenland:

"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM