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Captain Crowfood
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Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
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As a child, I felt like a hobbit.

As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.

For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.

But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
Trump had a humiliating week and is taking it out on Zelenskyy.
a man is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` change my mind '' on it .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` change my mind '' on it .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Donald Trump called for the murder of members of Congress, but you know what‘s really murder on the economy? Mamdani’s economic policies, am I right? Today in the New York Times
The New York Times' story about Trump calling for the execution of members of Congress ran on Page 16 today, with an itty-bitty promo on the front about halfway down the page.
No wonder Trump thinks he can get away with anything.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My sister the Trumper / RN is just going to love this.
Are there any good people they won’t disparage ?
www.aacnnursing.org/news-data/al...
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hate November.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.

-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This month alone the NYT has:
•Condemned all women
•Whitewashed child rape
•Pushed deadly regime change

Please cancel them. Do not support their horrific bile. Instead, support voices committed to actual justice. My fact driven human rights newsletter has no paywall: www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Pocket veto. He’ll sit on it for a while as they try to pull something.
NEWS: The bill to release the Epstein Files has been transmitted to the White House, but Trump officials have thus far refused to provide any updates on if, or when, Trump will sign the legislation.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Six weeks ago.
🤨
I’ll admit, I was skeptical.
👀👀👀👀
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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In the WH, beside MBS, Trump confessed that he knew Epstein before he was charged with any crime, after saying he knew nothing about him, making it his worst day.

The trump presidency as we have known it is over.

Trump's reign of terror in Congress is over.

Listen to Lawrence O'Donnell :
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The last person in the world who should be calling someone a pig is Donald Trump.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly—

I hope midterms are a referendum
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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i know “quiet, piggy” is just one raindrop in the flood of vile, shocking statements from trump, but it’s SO cruel, so threatening, such a violation of our most basic interpersonal norms. i would really like to see it get some actual coverage.
"When an off-camera female reporter... began to ask if there was anything 'incriminating' in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger in her face. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy,' he said menacingly."

Tell me again how it's women who are ruining the workplace?

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
JFC.
ofc they didn't learn anything from Iraq. The New York Times opinion pages will always be thirsty for bloodshed via endless wars.
Opinion | The Case for Overthrowing Maduro
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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This is exactly why it should be known as Fox entertainment and not news.

What’s even more bonkers is their viewers actually believe this crap, and the rest of us have to deal with the fallout of their misinformation.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
What a pity that we gutted the CDC.

Thanks, MAGA.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6d
A Washington resident has been hospitalized with bird flu, according to the Washington State Health Department, and they’re infected with a strain of the virus that hasn’t been seen in humans before. https://cnn.it/4oIRswI
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is disgusting.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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This. This. This. A million times, this.
Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?

Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Get some. 👍
Newspaper Union in Pittsburgh just told Fetterman to get fucked.
👏 👏 👏
Glad to see some journalistic integrity.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM