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Captain Crowfood
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Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
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As a child, I felt like a hobbit.

As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.

For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.

But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
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Renee Good was Executed at 9:30AM, just after dropping her 6yo off at Elementary School before 9am. TRUMP and NOEM claim she was harassing ICE for hours, which is an absolute LIE.
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Everyone in the US needs to take to the streets and call for the fall of the Trump regime. Enough already.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security with 100% of their income.

A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income.

Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”

ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”

Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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ALERT: Jack Smith will testify PUBLICLY before the House Judiciary Committee as early as this month

Smith has been pressing to do so... in a public setting
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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sorry here's the link. FWIW Daily Mail is generally not great, but one thing they do excel at is tabloid-style "finding out where people live and who they're married to" stuff www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense
Jonathan E. Ross, 43, is an Enforcement and Removal Operations agent and Iraq veteran, who is married to a woman with Filipino parents.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
So much winning.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX-R): "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"

The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A poem by Amanda Gorman
For Renee Nicole Good
Killed by ICE on January 7th, 2026
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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#IKnowWhatISaw
Don’t let them lie!
There is no other truth.
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Texas A&M censored Plato.

Fuck Aggies.

pen.org/press-releas...
Plato Has Been Censored; What Next?
PEN America condemns and calls absurd Texas A&M censoring Plato readings and discussions related to race and gender
pen.org
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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The point of Secret Police is that their identities are secret, so they can brutalize opponents of the regime with no fear of later reprisals.
maybe he's still scrubbing his posts from twitter and stormfront
So can they really shield the ICE shooter from even having his name revealed? It sure seems like they’re trying.
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Who is he?
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets.

Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party.

This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Really not much more to say.

Our constitutional system of checks and balances was supposed to protect against this. But that would require a Congress with a spine.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I’m glad I got out before we became the baddies.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM