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cryingadult.bsky.social
everything sucks real bad lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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winterk.bsky.social
tech CEOs: ooga booga. me Hitler, LOL

corporate tech journalists: Thank you for everything you do for us 🥹
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
The president has turned into a dead body on live TV. Please have a nice day.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
We really need It to happen soon now. More than ever!
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
Perhaps I will not be a crying adult today
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
A global governance system that oversees world security to prevent large-scale conflict and genocide from ever breaking out again? I need it, on my desk, now!!!

70++ years and countless deaths later

It didn't work at all
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
Yes! Finally what we were all clamoring for
tomwarren.co.uk Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · Oct 16
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
My pre-order of @lukeoneil47.bsky.social 's book arrived I will be reading it at every available opportunity including while driving
Me holding up a copy of We Had It Coming by Luke O’Neil
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
Wanna feel old, covid 19 is now covid 25
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
I'm feeling great
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
"Takes me twice as long to get my fill!" he continued."You can't cancel me for saying that! It's just facts!" he screamed
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
I drew the Rebel Without A Cause poster
I drew the Rebel Without A Cause poster
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
I drew the Jaws poster
I drew the Jaws poster
September 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
Fat Led Zeppelin: Four Sticks (Of Butter)
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
Some days I miss my cat very much
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon: Ruben the magnet wanker
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
cryingadult.bsky.social
It would be good if the antifa super soldiers from Eddington were real
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
cryingadult.bsky.social
The juxtaposition of the insanely high energy theme song followed immediately by the low energy and often depressed voicemails is one of the many funny things about YKS that makes me laugh...until I cry!
August 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
A clown goes to the doctor. He's named Pagliacci—the clown—that's important for later. He says "Doctor, life is meaningless, each day brings more pain, what do I do?" The doctor turns. He's on the phone, hangs up. "Pagliacci," he says, "that was the jerk store. They shared some truly terrible news."
November 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
My thoughts on using "AI" to write.
The point of all of this The most illiterate men alive were gassing themselves up because the computer had gotten some small degree better at producing dog shit that had the general production values of a circa 2004 video game cutscene. Delighting in the approach of a spiritually and culturally dead future devoid of art and meaning. You do have to admit that a new Narcos season starring Brad Pitt and Mr. Beast and Travis Kelce sounds pretty sick though. There's only one flaw I can see in this supposed AI-generated future of seven fingered bikini babes with death behind their eyes and photorealistic Family Guy pornos: I don’t understand where they think their personalized sense of aesthetics they plan to input into the computer is going to come from down the line when all human artists have been driven out of business. If you want something perfectly tailored 1:1 to your own taste meant solely for you to experience alone you can already do that just by sitting there and thinking about
September 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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oldmanweldon.bsky.social
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, we’ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
August 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM