Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
@crumblebumbles.bsky.social
He/Him
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
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The year is 2043. President Moggthot just announced a successful raid by Literal Seal Team Six on the submerged remnants of Mar A Lago, capturing the cocaine-desiccated husks of the Trump children and finally bringing closure to “The Bugs Bunny War.”
Trillions of US dollars remain in Saudi banks.
Trillions of US dollars remain in Saudi banks.
Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him
State House votes to rename Florida airport to Donald J. Trump international
The Republican-controlled Florida House voted 81-30 in support of the name change to President Donald J. Trump International Airport
www.wesh.com
February 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The year is 2043. President Moggthot just announced a successful raid by Literal Seal Team Six on the submerged remnants of Mar A Lago, capturing the cocaine-desiccated husks of the Trump children and finally bringing closure to “The Bugs Bunny War.”
Trillions of US dollars remain in Saudi banks.
Trillions of US dollars remain in Saudi banks.
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Training to beat Jacob Lash in the Bear Pit 💅
February 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Training to beat Jacob Lash in the Bear Pit 💅
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We are *this* close to "Nintendo wins by doing nothing" becoming a thing.
February 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We are *this* close to "Nintendo wins by doing nothing" becoming a thing.
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you're in the digital world, it's never just an earthquake. some big fucker is always doing some bull shit,
February 19, 2026 at 8:23 AM
you're in the digital world, it's never just an earthquake. some big fucker is always doing some bull shit,
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that's what the sink is for! you hand-wash your delicates in the sink, you sick fuck
February 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
that's what the sink is for! you hand-wash your delicates in the sink, you sick fuck
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Protein Doritos.
Protein. Doritos.
*deep inhale*
PROTEEEEIN! DORITOOOOOOOS!!
Protein. Doritos.
*deep inhale*
PROTEEEEIN! DORITOOOOOOOS!!
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Protein Doritos.
Protein. Doritos.
*deep inhale*
PROTEEEEIN! DORITOOOOOOOS!!
Protein. Doritos.
*deep inhale*
PROTEEEEIN! DORITOOOOOOOS!!
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I am so glad that I have evidence of this conversation from stream last night because I was SURE I hallucinated it.
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I am so glad that I have evidence of this conversation from stream last night because I was SURE I hallucinated it.
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February 17, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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I bet they microwaved his phone and drilled his hard disks before the arterial blood was done pumping.
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I bet they microwaved his phone and drilled his hard disks before the arterial blood was done pumping.
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Tiny crop jackets are my weakness.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Tiny crop jackets are my weakness.
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WE DIDN'T TPK IN DND! LET'S GO!
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
WE DIDN'T TPK IN DND! LET'S GO!
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Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
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Of COURSE he's a pastor.
Ugly MFs.
They look related too.
Ugly MFs.
They look related too.
PASTOR, Myron Chorbajian, 74, & HIS WIFE Kathleen, 71, from Greenville, SC were arrested for more than 2 dozen charges related to child sex abuse, assault and battery, animal killings, and more. The abuse allegations involve the couple’s ADOPTED and BIOLOGICAL children.
www.kptv.com/2025/05/27/p...
www.kptv.com/2025/05/27/p...
Pastor and wife facing charges in child sex abuse case involving adopted, biological children
Authorities say a pastor and his wife are facing charges in a child abuse investigation.
www.kptv.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Of COURSE he's a pastor.
Ugly MFs.
They look related too.
Ugly MFs.
They look related too.
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
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My irrational fear is a Sinclair on the enemy team running towards me with that freak body at the speed of mach piss in lane.
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
My irrational fear is a Sinclair on the enemy team running towards me with that freak body at the speed of mach piss in lane.
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THE MOTHRA RANGER I CAN’T
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
THE MOTHRA RANGER I CAN’T
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You’re absolutely ghoulish this evening sweetness happy Valentines Day
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
You’re absolutely ghoulish this evening sweetness happy Valentines Day
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
Violets are blue
Omae wa moe
Shindeiru
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Happy Valentine's Day Vamily ❤️🦇
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Happy Valentine's Day Vamily ❤️🦇
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Happy Valentine's Day 💝chocolate Chiitan🍫
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Happy Valentine's Day 💝chocolate Chiitan🍫
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
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You guys…. I did it….
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You guys…. I did it….
@aspynthemermaid.bsky.social @kingserpentico.bsky.social No spoilers, but the story in "Trails Beyond the Horizon" is absolutely insane. Holy shit 😳
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
@aspynthemermaid.bsky.social @kingserpentico.bsky.social No spoilers, but the story in "Trails Beyond the Horizon" is absolutely insane. Holy shit 😳
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)