Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
@crumblebumbles.bsky.social
He/Him
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
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Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
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December 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Can't threaten us with a good time.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can't threaten us with a good time.
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Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Find someone who looks at you the same way I Deadpool look at Bishoujomom as Fem Wolverine
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Find someone who looks at you the same way I Deadpool look at Bishoujomom as Fem Wolverine
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I’m so tired ya’ll
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m so tired ya’ll
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Argue with the wall on this one.
If you use genAI, I think you're a fucking loser.
If you use genAI, I think you're a fucking loser.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Argue with the wall on this one.
If you use genAI, I think you're a fucking loser.
If you use genAI, I think you're a fucking loser.
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Using AI is loser behaviour.
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Using AI is loser behaviour.
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Foley is GOOD!
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Foley is GOOD!
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Genuinely SO heartbroken that Larian is using GenAI shit in their games. I don't give a damn if it'll be in the final game! I don't give a damn if you're "not trimming teams to replace them with AI" you are deliberately not paying a person whose job it is to do stuff like concept art!?!?! AHGHHDVWJH
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Genuinely SO heartbroken that Larian is using GenAI shit in their games. I don't give a damn if it'll be in the final game! I don't give a damn if you're "not trimming teams to replace them with AI" you are deliberately not paying a person whose job it is to do stuff like concept art!?!?! AHGHHDVWJH
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malevola from dispatch in a suit
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
malevola from dispatch in a suit
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Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
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At what point does a static shock turn into electrocution?
Because I just had 2 that turned me into Uncle Iroh for a split second.
Because I just had 2 that turned me into Uncle Iroh for a split second.
a cartoon man with a beard is holding a sword in his hand
ALT: a cartoon man with a beard is holding a sword in his hand
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December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
At what point does a static shock turn into electrocution?
Because I just had 2 that turned me into Uncle Iroh for a split second.
Because I just had 2 that turned me into Uncle Iroh for a split second.
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There’s Folgers Commercial and questionable noir novel also what did I see that made that face?
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There’s Folgers Commercial and questionable noir novel also what did I see that made that face?
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Tonight it was cold so I pulled out these socks and said “yep they’re the same size”.
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Tonight it was cold so I pulled out these socks and said “yep they’re the same size”.
I don't know why I forgot about how the 1st Highlander movie opens with the Fabulous Freebirds. Needless to say I'm very pleased
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I don't know why I forgot about how the 1st Highlander movie opens with the Fabulous Freebirds. Needless to say I'm very pleased
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December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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people always forget that the ace combat guy is also the black lagoon anime director and writer
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
people always forget that the ace combat guy is also the black lagoon anime director and writer
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seeing grown ass adults be furious that cena lost really gives me energy
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
seeing grown ass adults be furious that cena lost really gives me energy
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
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Ohhhh how cute are these pins from @starsalts.bsky.social that Andrew got me?
🩷😭
🩷😭
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ohhhh how cute are these pins from @starsalts.bsky.social that Andrew got me?
🩷😭
🩷😭
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANT MY FUNK UNCUT
🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANTS TO GET FUNKED UP
🗣️I WANT MY FUNK UNCUT
🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANTS TO GET FUNKED UP
Parliament released their fourth studio album ‘Mothership Connection’ (1975) 50 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @jesseducker.bsky.social here: album.ink/ParliamentMC
Parliament’s ‘Mothership Connection’ Turns 50 | Album Anniversary
George Clinton and crew’s fourth album was the inspiration that transformed their live shows, making them into swirling spectacles, part opera, part circus-like jam sessions.
album.ink
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANT MY FUNK UNCUT
🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANTS TO GET FUNKED UP
🗣️I WANT MY FUNK UNCUT
🗣️MAKE MY FUNK THE P FUNK
🗣️I WANTS TO GET FUNKED UP
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Andrew built me a custom Gameboy 😭✨
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Andrew built me a custom Gameboy 😭✨