Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
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Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
@crumblebumbles.bsky.social
He/Him
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
Mick Foley is my Santa Claus
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
THAT'S MY SANTA CLAUS!
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is an interesting candy.

It tastes like if you had a little bit of a Blowpop shell left and decided to chew the gum with the rest of the candy shell. Good and strangely familiar 8/10
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I only like the classic Christmas songs this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@br00taldan.bsky.social @nessguerrero.bsky.social I just let out an audible "OH FUCK!" in Walmart
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
@nessguerrero.bsky.social @kaibutsu.bsky.social If they made Bit-O-Hot Honey I would buy like 20 bags
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@mhwilliams.bsky.social @docseuss.bsky.social Who would win in an all out teacher fight: The a android teachers from"Class of 99" or the body snatched teachers from "The Faculty"?
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm basically the snack guy at work, so at least one pocket on my vest is just candy. Nothing messy like chocolate, but so many different gummy candies. These sour gummy bears are pretty great for only being 88 cents
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@bdavewalters.bsky.social @kaibutsu.bsky.social I forgot how great these were
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fuck it, let's get crazy and bring back Reddle from B-Fighter for a few episodes
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I fucked up... I went looking. Oh god I can hear his voice in my head!

*rolls for psychic damage*
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
😳👍
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Love a good no ring death match, especially when I get used as a weapon 🤘😁
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
EMBRACE IT!
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@kaibutsu.bsky.social Johan Kraus knows how to shred
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social @mhwilliams.bsky.social

I present to you "Johan Krause from Hellboy 2: The Golden Army"
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Damn 😳
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@hinalusaire.bsky.social I really think Monster Hunter should incorporate power metal into their in-game soundtracks
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM