Cruella
banner
cruellaaccounting.bsky.social
Cruella
@cruellaaccounting.bsky.social
Accountant for PSO's. 10% of my revenue gets donated to the ACLU. Polyandrous pillow princess. Alchemist. I'm heterosexual, but I like to tell women how sexy they are.
Are fetlife and Bluesky the only places you can advertise being a sugar baby and require men to pay to inbox you without being kicked off?
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by Cruella
Some people know early. Others take the long road.

Both paths are valid.

Transitioning later in life means you let yourself become who you are at a pace that honoured your life.
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
That meal prep service can’t start soon enough.
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Cruella
There's SO many witches on here I don't think I was meant to join Bluesky so I could find clients.

I was meant to join so I could find friends!
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by Cruella
wake up WITCHES
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Cruella
PUT YOUR AGE IN THE BIO!! ITS NOT THAT HARD. Otherwise you get an automatic block. Me and other adult creators aren’t risking possible interactions with minors. 🤢
a cartoon cat is holding a broom and saying bad ! bad !
ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a broom and saying bad ! bad !
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It was in 2015 where I had a boyfriend cook and clean for me, statisfy me in bed, drive me around and pay for all meals, plus the hairdresser.

He even picked out my weave!🤯

It was then I realized I didn’t want to struggle like many women do.
August 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There's SO many witches on here I don't think I was meant to join Bluesky so I could find clients.

I was meant to join so I could find friends!
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by Cruella
Went out with a man for a couple of months and then he told me he's actually married. Dumped him and said I would tell his wife. He offered me 3 months rent to keep quiet. Took the money, then told his wife.
August 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
If I was a sandwich, I’d be a sloppy hoe 🤭
August 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I really feel like women have the short end of the straw in this reality.

To come home and do the majority of the cooking, cleaning and childcare when they have full bodied able men is crazy to me.

And they do it even when they make more money than the man.🤯

I literally do not understand it.
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Bias-Free Balance Sheets”

Your work may raise eyebrows — but not from your bookkeeper.

You need someone who crunches numbers, not morals. 📊

Hire for expertise, not opinion.

Sexy biz deserves serious books.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Today's chatgpt image had vitiligo for some reason.

I'm going to keep it that way.

Diversity matters!
August 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Studied the Kaballah Tuesday.

Yesterday was Bashar.

Today, not sure yet.

I just know that I'm FINALLY going to my first Abraham Hicks seminar in November!

I first found out about them in 2013!🤯
August 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by Cruella
Some songs are more like promises 😘💜 #NiteFlirt #AllNightLong #call #callus #phonesex
August 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Went to the hairdresser yesterday!
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"LLC = Lace + Legal Protection”

Your stilettos can stay high while your risks stay low.

An LLC separates your assets from your antics — keeping your coins safe if drama strikes.

💋 Run the show, protect the glow.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Today I saw someone on here with hairy armpits.

I FUCKIN' admire her!🤩

I was just thinking how it takes a special person to be able to scroll Bluesky for a living.

That's me!

I'm that person!
August 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That glamorous income still lives under local law.
🏛 Some cities tax services you’d never expect.
🚫 Others ban platforms outright.
Ignorance isn’t a loophole—it’s a liability.
Check your city hall before you cash out.

#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yesterday I found someone on Linkedin who serves sex workers!🤯
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by Cruella
Online sworkers are so demonized, yet they are some of the only ppl around teaching the world what safe, sane and consensual sex looks like.
August 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The first among many texts I will study.

Focus on The Universe, and the manifestation will follow!
As I mulled over the words MIRACLE and DESTINY, it reminded me of my friend who received all of her material desires.

She constantly studied spirituality and focused on manifestation.

She was grateful and humble.

Now I'm inspired to start studying the kaballah.
August 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM