Cruella
@cruellaaccounting.bsky.social
Accountant for PSO's. 10% of my revenue gets donated to the ACLU. Polyandrous pillow princess. Alchemist. I'm heterosexual, but I like to tell women how sexy they are.
“Bias-Free Balance Sheets”
Your work may raise eyebrows — but not from your bookkeeper.
You need someone who crunches numbers, not morals. 📊
Hire for expertise, not opinion.
Sexy biz deserves serious books.
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Your work may raise eyebrows — but not from your bookkeeper.
You need someone who crunches numbers, not morals. 📊
Hire for expertise, not opinion.
Sexy biz deserves serious books.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Bias-Free Balance Sheets”
Your work may raise eyebrows — but not from your bookkeeper.
You need someone who crunches numbers, not morals. 📊
Hire for expertise, not opinion.
Sexy biz deserves serious books.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Your work may raise eyebrows — but not from your bookkeeper.
You need someone who crunches numbers, not morals. 📊
Hire for expertise, not opinion.
Sexy biz deserves serious books.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Went to the hairdresser yesterday!
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Went to the hairdresser yesterday!
"LLC = Lace + Legal Protection”
Your stilettos can stay high while your risks stay low.
An LLC separates your assets from your antics — keeping your coins safe if drama strikes.
💋 Run the show, protect the glow.
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Your stilettos can stay high while your risks stay low.
An LLC separates your assets from your antics — keeping your coins safe if drama strikes.
💋 Run the show, protect the glow.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"LLC = Lace + Legal Protection”
Your stilettos can stay high while your risks stay low.
An LLC separates your assets from your antics — keeping your coins safe if drama strikes.
💋 Run the show, protect the glow.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Your stilettos can stay high while your risks stay low.
An LLC separates your assets from your antics — keeping your coins safe if drama strikes.
💋 Run the show, protect the glow.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
That glamorous income still lives under local law.
🏛 Some cities tax services you’d never expect.
🚫 Others ban platforms outright.
Ignorance isn’t a loophole—it’s a liability.
Check your city hall before you cash out.
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🏛 Some cities tax services you’d never expect.
🚫 Others ban platforms outright.
Ignorance isn’t a loophole—it’s a liability.
Check your city hall before you cash out.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That glamorous income still lives under local law.
🏛 Some cities tax services you’d never expect.
🚫 Others ban platforms outright.
Ignorance isn’t a loophole—it’s a liability.
Check your city hall before you cash out.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
🏛 Some cities tax services you’d never expect.
🚫 Others ban platforms outright.
Ignorance isn’t a loophole—it’s a liability.
Check your city hall before you cash out.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
My first time going to the 4DX aka DBox movies in the US!
It was widespread in Mexico and I went all the time.
But they don't have it in Alabama.
It's been 2 years since I left Mexico.
I'm SO excited!
It was widespread in Mexico and I went all the time.
But they don't have it in Alabama.
It's been 2 years since I left Mexico.
I'm SO excited!
August 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My first time going to the 4DX aka DBox movies in the US!
It was widespread in Mexico and I went all the time.
But they don't have it in Alabama.
It's been 2 years since I left Mexico.
I'm SO excited!
It was widespread in Mexico and I went all the time.
But they don't have it in Alabama.
It's been 2 years since I left Mexico.
I'm SO excited!
“Keep the Story Short”
Your books aren’t a diary.
All they need: dates, amounts, and a code for the client.
Less detail = more privacy, and still 100% compliant.
The IRS wants numbers, not novels.
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Your books aren’t a diary.
All they need: dates, amounts, and a code for the client.
Less detail = more privacy, and still 100% compliant.
The IRS wants numbers, not novels.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Keep the Story Short”
Your books aren’t a diary.
All they need: dates, amounts, and a code for the client.
Less detail = more privacy, and still 100% compliant.
The IRS wants numbers, not novels.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Your books aren’t a diary.
All they need: dates, amounts, and a code for the client.
Less detail = more privacy, and still 100% compliant.
The IRS wants numbers, not novels.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
So they had a clown nose on the kitchen table at a femdom dungeon party and I couldn't help myself!🥴
That thing was SO tight!
My nose is TRAUMATIZED!🤦🏽♀️
Did you know that people have clown kinks?🤯
You learn something new everyday!
That thing was SO tight!
My nose is TRAUMATIZED!🤦🏽♀️
Did you know that people have clown kinks?🤯
You learn something new everyday!
August 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So they had a clown nose on the kitchen table at a femdom dungeon party and I couldn't help myself!🥴
That thing was SO tight!
My nose is TRAUMATIZED!🤦🏽♀️
Did you know that people have clown kinks?🤯
You learn something new everyday!
That thing was SO tight!
My nose is TRAUMATIZED!🤦🏽♀️
Did you know that people have clown kinks?🤯
You learn something new everyday!
Every trip for business — from the bank run to the boutique — is money in disguise.
Track your mileage like you track your subs: faithfully and with receipts.
Because every mile you log is a deduction you own.
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Track your mileage like you track your subs: faithfully and with receipts.
Because every mile you log is a deduction you own.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Every trip for business — from the bank run to the boutique — is money in disguise.
Track your mileage like you track your subs: faithfully and with receipts.
Because every mile you log is a deduction you own.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Track your mileage like you track your subs: faithfully and with receipts.
Because every mile you log is a deduction you own.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
My nail just broke!
I felt it breaking yesterday.
I should have just cut that bitch off!
It's bleeding!
It HURTS!
And now I can't repair it until it heals.
These are my real nails.
Everything is 3x as much labor when they are real!🥴
I felt it breaking yesterday.
I should have just cut that bitch off!
It's bleeding!
It HURTS!
And now I can't repair it until it heals.
These are my real nails.
Everything is 3x as much labor when they are real!🥴
August 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My nail just broke!
I felt it breaking yesterday.
I should have just cut that bitch off!
It's bleeding!
It HURTS!
And now I can't repair it until it heals.
These are my real nails.
Everything is 3x as much labor when they are real!🥴
I felt it breaking yesterday.
I should have just cut that bitch off!
It's bleeding!
It HURTS!
And now I can't repair it until it heals.
These are my real nails.
Everything is 3x as much labor when they are real!🥴
“Quarterlies: The Luxe Discipline”
Luxe isn’t just Louboutins — it’s staying ahead of the IRS.
Quarterly tax payments keep your coin safe from interest, penalties, and panic.
Mark those dates like you mark your best clients. 💅
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Luxe isn’t just Louboutins — it’s staying ahead of the IRS.
Quarterly tax payments keep your coin safe from interest, penalties, and panic.
Mark those dates like you mark your best clients. 💅
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Quarterlies: The Luxe Discipline”
Luxe isn’t just Louboutins — it’s staying ahead of the IRS.
Quarterly tax payments keep your coin safe from interest, penalties, and panic.
Mark those dates like you mark your best clients. 💅
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Luxe isn’t just Louboutins — it’s staying ahead of the IRS.
Quarterly tax payments keep your coin safe from interest, penalties, and panic.
Mark those dates like you mark your best clients. 💅
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
🎯 “Separate the Stage From the Spreadsheet”
Your brand is the fantasy. Your bank account is the reality.
Keep them both flawless with alias-friendly accounting — privacy in deposits, power in profits.
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Your brand is the fantasy. Your bank account is the reality.
Keep them both flawless with alias-friendly accounting — privacy in deposits, power in profits.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
August 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🎯 “Separate the Stage From the Spreadsheet”
Your brand is the fantasy. Your bank account is the reality.
Keep them both flawless with alias-friendly accounting — privacy in deposits, power in profits.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Your brand is the fantasy. Your bank account is the reality.
Keep them both flawless with alias-friendly accounting — privacy in deposits, power in profits.
#niteflirt #phonesex #findom #Domme #dominatrix #fetish #onlyfans
Someone told me I should use my real photos instead of ai, but chatgpt couldn't figure out how to write text on this picture.
It was SUPER tiny.
I'm glad it didn't work out.
I didn't feel like taking pics everyday anyway🥴.
But now the new people can know I'm not a bot!
It was SUPER tiny.
I'm glad it didn't work out.
I didn't feel like taking pics everyday anyway🥴.
But now the new people can know I'm not a bot!
August 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Someone told me I should use my real photos instead of ai, but chatgpt couldn't figure out how to write text on this picture.
It was SUPER tiny.
I'm glad it didn't work out.
I didn't feel like taking pics everyday anyway🥴.
But now the new people can know I'm not a bot!
It was SUPER tiny.
I'm glad it didn't work out.
I didn't feel like taking pics everyday anyway🥴.
But now the new people can know I'm not a bot!
August 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Track It So You Can Stack It!
July 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Track It So You Can Stack It!
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Boss Energy Requires Business Structure”
An LLC or S-Corp doesn’t just sound good — it is good.
✅ Credibility
✅ Legal protection
✅ Better tax options
You sell the fantasy. Let the business be real.
#CorporateCurves #EntityElegance #PSOWithAPlan
An LLC or S-Corp doesn’t just sound good — it is good.
✅ Credibility
✅ Legal protection
✅ Better tax options
You sell the fantasy. Let the business be real.
#CorporateCurves #EntityElegance #PSOWithAPlan
July 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Boss Energy Requires Business Structure”
An LLC or S-Corp doesn’t just sound good — it is good.
✅ Credibility
✅ Legal protection
✅ Better tax options
You sell the fantasy. Let the business be real.
#CorporateCurves #EntityElegance #PSOWithAPlan
An LLC or S-Corp doesn’t just sound good — it is good.
✅ Credibility
✅ Legal protection
✅ Better tax options
You sell the fantasy. Let the business be real.
#CorporateCurves #EntityElegance #PSOWithAPlan
“Check Before You Flex”
You’re building an empire.
Make sure it’s not illegal in your area code.
What’s cute on Twitter might be banned in your state.
💼 Legal ≠ universal.
💋 Sexy ≠ exempt.
Consult. Comply. Continue to collect.
#CruellaCompliance #LawfullyLush #PSOBossMoves
You’re building an empire.
Make sure it’s not illegal in your area code.
What’s cute on Twitter might be banned in your state.
💼 Legal ≠ universal.
💋 Sexy ≠ exempt.
Consult. Comply. Continue to collect.
#CruellaCompliance #LawfullyLush #PSOBossMoves
July 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Check Before You Flex”
You’re building an empire.
Make sure it’s not illegal in your area code.
What’s cute on Twitter might be banned in your state.
💼 Legal ≠ universal.
💋 Sexy ≠ exempt.
Consult. Comply. Continue to collect.
#CruellaCompliance #LawfullyLush #PSOBossMoves
You’re building an empire.
Make sure it’s not illegal in your area code.
What’s cute on Twitter might be banned in your state.
💼 Legal ≠ universal.
💋 Sexy ≠ exempt.
Consult. Comply. Continue to collect.
#CruellaCompliance #LawfullyLush #PSOBossMoves
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM