Lauren
@crownedwithlaurels.bsky.social
Tolkien nerd, Irish abroad, simultaneously woke and broke. She/her.
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George Michael was so cool. At the peak of his fame he was still hooking up with random dudes in public bathrooms. You'd never walk into a bathroom these days and encounter Sam Smith giving out blowjobs or something. Modern artists don't care enough about their fans
November 17, 2023 at 1:02 AM
George Michael was so cool. At the peak of his fame he was still hooking up with random dudes in public bathrooms. You'd never walk into a bathroom these days and encounter Sam Smith giving out blowjobs or something. Modern artists don't care enough about their fans
I just want home remedies to clear my sinuses why are you showing me Mark Zuckerberg in his True Form
November 16, 2023 at 6:11 PM
I just want home remedies to clear my sinuses why are you showing me Mark Zuckerberg in his True Form
on a recipe for chicken soup. that would be a different fuckin soup Julie
November 15, 2023 at 5:06 AM
on a recipe for chicken soup. that would be a different fuckin soup Julie
no man who asks this question has the slightest idea how band and cup sizes relate to volume of tit anyway. if they ever found out that a 36A and a 30D are actually the same amount of boob their brains would melt
Men who ask what a woman's bra cup size is have no imagination. Ask me how many cats can sit on my boobs. Show some creativity.
November 15, 2023 at 1:55 AM
no man who asks this question has the slightest idea how band and cup sizes relate to volume of tit anyway. if they ever found out that a 36A and a 30D are actually the same amount of boob their brains would melt
internet has poisoned my brain and now I can't read stuttering as anything but horny
November 12, 2023 at 7:55 PM
internet has poisoned my brain and now I can't read stuttering as anything but horny
For sale: good boy. Didn't bark.
A masterful three-sentence short story from the Associated Press, 1958.
November 11, 2023 at 10:43 PM
For sale: good boy. Didn't bark.
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can we please stop fucking around with this llm ai bullshit and use our computers to enumerate every possible name of god so that the universe can finally die
November 9, 2023 at 3:14 AM
can we please stop fucking around with this llm ai bullshit and use our computers to enumerate every possible name of god so that the universe can finally die
the only good thing about living on TERF island! give me six of these immediately!!
November 9, 2023 at 10:14 AM
the only good thing about living on TERF island! give me six of these immediately!!
all the discussions and flow-charts and stuff about which Discworld book people should read first are good fun, but tbh i think the true answer is just whichever one you pick up off your uncle's bookshelf or from the library booksale or left behind on a bus. they find you!
November 8, 2023 at 7:16 PM
all the discussions and flow-charts and stuff about which Discworld book people should read first are good fun, but tbh i think the true answer is just whichever one you pick up off your uncle's bookshelf or from the library booksale or left behind on a bus. they find you!
just remembered a boyfriend I had years ago who said "ha ha ha!" whenever he was amused by something. literally said those syllables, never actually laughed. wondering if he's murdered and eaten anyone yet
November 8, 2023 at 6:33 PM
just remembered a boyfriend I had years ago who said "ha ha ha!" whenever he was amused by something. literally said those syllables, never actually laughed. wondering if he's murdered and eaten anyone yet
"Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!" I mean you do gotta hand it to him just a little bit
Let those who curse my name curse me still, and go whining back to the Valar
Look I'm not saying what he did was good but I'd like to borrow some of that energy
Look I'm not saying what he did was good but I'd like to borrow some of that energy
November 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
"Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!" I mean you do gotta hand it to him just a little bit
saw this and was like "the guy who proved they fuckin WHAT" so I googled "fake golf birds" and it's actually quite sweet. good for you, bird nerd
November 5, 2023 at 9:54 PM
saw this and was like "the guy who proved they fuckin WHAT" so I googled "fake golf birds" and it's actually quite sweet. good for you, bird nerd
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A weighted blanket isn't enough. I need to be compressed into a zip file
November 5, 2023 at 4:30 PM
A weighted blanket isn't enough. I need to be compressed into a zip file
"First they came for the Somerset Gimp, and I did not speak out..."
Gotta imagine no wriggling and writhing is about as bad as it gets punishment wise for this fella
November 3, 2023 at 6:26 PM
"First they came for the Somerset Gimp, and I did not speak out..."
not trying to victim-blame here but damn how militarily unprepared was Doriath? They had homefield advantage and a literal cave city and the Sons of Feanor still went through them like they were made of soup! rip Dior Eluchil but you really didn't have your shit together
November 2, 2023 at 1:49 AM
not trying to victim-blame here but damn how militarily unprepared was Doriath? They had homefield advantage and a literal cave city and the Sons of Feanor still went through them like they were made of soup! rip Dior Eluchil but you really didn't have your shit together
It's an armoured personnel carrier from the future - what blade runner would have driven
November 1, 2023 at 1:02 PM
It's an armoured personnel carrier from the future - what blade runner would have driven
me seeing this post: that's putting it a bit strongly, surely, a bit of exaggeration for comedic posting effect there
me five minutes later having accessed my memories of how I felt about the world and my place in it before and after 2016: wait. actually - huh. fuck
me five minutes later having accessed my memories of how I felt about the world and my place in it before and after 2016: wait. actually - huh. fuck
i think everyone who was on political twitter in 2016 is now burdened, possibly forever, with deep and weird psychological scars
November 1, 2023 at 12:11 PM
me seeing this post: that's putting it a bit strongly, surely, a bit of exaggeration for comedic posting effect there
me five minutes later having accessed my memories of how I felt about the world and my place in it before and after 2016: wait. actually - huh. fuck
me five minutes later having accessed my memories of how I felt about the world and my place in it before and after 2016: wait. actually - huh. fuck
got to hand it to Walter Scott, "my foot is on my native heath, and my name is MacGregor!" is such a banger line
October 31, 2023 at 12:17 PM
got to hand it to Walter Scott, "my foot is on my native heath, and my name is MacGregor!" is such a banger line
if I had a penny for every time I've seen a picture of someone shagging a pumpkin on here I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but, etc.
October 30, 2023 at 12:06 PM
if I had a penny for every time I've seen a picture of someone shagging a pumpkin on here I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but, etc.
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literally *the* LOTR tumblr post of all time. You cannot change my mind on this
October 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM
literally *the* LOTR tumblr post of all time. You cannot change my mind on this
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A burn 170 years in the making. Masterpiece.
October 28, 2023 at 1:16 PM
A burn 170 years in the making. Masterpiece.
I strongly relate to Pandora because I have the "warn for adult content" filter on but if the accompanying text is vague or ambiguous I'll click that shit every time to reveal the most lovingly-illustrated brain-melting furry porn imaginable. I would open the Box of All Evil so fast tbh
October 27, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I strongly relate to Pandora because I have the "warn for adult content" filter on but if the accompanying text is vague or ambiguous I'll click that shit every time to reveal the most lovingly-illustrated brain-melting furry porn imaginable. I would open the Box of All Evil so fast tbh