crowder
crowder.bsky.social
crowder
@crowder.bsky.social
20 yr MMO/game serv(er|ice) engineer
11 year jujitsu hobbyist/fan

he/him
AI will never know what edging is
Up 21-6 going into 4th and won 21-12. This is apparently edging them them in spite of spirited 4th quarter performance where they scored 6 whole fucking points.

If u care about the reader this little just write the score and stat sheet and move on. Don’t try and get AI to do a narrative.
August 21, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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Lol an archaeology website had an AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.
August 9, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Honestly touching grass just isn't that great.

Especially grass that people let their dogs poop on.
July 30, 2023 at 4:35 PM
July 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
So... "What's Hot Classic" is no longer the porn feed here, or what?
July 26, 2023 at 9:07 PM
*liberates your audio*
*unimagines your dragons*
*brings your stones to a dead fucking stop*
July 26, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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Anti-Vaxxers xkcd.com/2806
July 25, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Those that don't understand ratios don't understand shitposting. And that's okay! We've been living under a system where we haven't been taught about shitposting. It's by design.
July 24, 2023 at 6:17 AM
"Rate limit exceeded"!!??
July 23, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Cyberpussy 2077
July 16, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. It was straight up "bribe a few of Elon's biggest fans"
July 14, 2023 at 11:10 PM
At the time of this quote bleet, we're only 4 likes away.

Who are YOU to deny this dog a bite of sausage?
If this picture gets 100 likes I will give him a bite of sausage
July 11, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.
July 11, 2023 at 12:00 AM
San Diego Jesus died for hang ten
London Jesus died for Big Ben
July 11, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Quote-bleet as save-for-later
July 9, 2023 at 3:37 AM
The UX "design" of this app is so weird
July 8, 2023 at 10:04 PM
As an app developer, how do I get access to "all the data on peoples' phones"?
July 6, 2023 at 1:10 AM
"Bleets"
This is re: my suggest that we call posts here... tweets. Same as one tends to call snot-rags "Kleenex" and resealable plastic bags "Ziplock." Though I don't feel any particular need to stick it to Elon Musk. He's doing a fine job of mangling his 44B impulse buy without any help from anyone else.
This is my favorite solution because making a brand name generic can cost a company their trademark. Just by calling them tweets, we can further devalue the “town square” Musk spent $44B on.
July 5, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Well.

Now that I'm getting into the rhythm of blocking motherfuckers over HERE, I find the UX is less good. What's the move; do people usually mute, instead?

Not being able to view (click a button to show, ala Twitter) the posts of people you've blocked is kinda sucky.
July 5, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Literally all I do on Twitter anymore is block motherfuckers
July 4, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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Sometimes I hate meme culture. And sometimes there’s no better art form for destruction.
July 3, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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July 3, 2023 at 12:35 AM
My heart goes out to the engineering crew bluesky, whose holiday weekend are being totally smashed at the whim of Elmo
July 3, 2023 at 8:39 PM