Stephie Haynes
@crooklyn.bsky.social
Haterous. Work: https://heynottheface.substack.com | https://levelchangepodcast.substack.com | I got a gold nameplate that says "I wish you would" #LewisHamilton #F1🏎 Follow https://bsky.app/profile/ninjaneer.bsky.social
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Is UFC playing with fire via Dana White not producing years' worth of text messages? Is the TKO push to amend the Ali Act losing steam with the commissions? Is UFC banking on the betting bubble not bursting? Did Jon Jones ruin his chances of a fat, White House card purse? 1/2
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How hard would you have to whack your head on a tree to make a hole? Downy woodpeckers know, and now so do researchers. Plus, if two ant eggs have the exact genes, how does one of them become queen?
How A Woodpecker Pecks Wood, And How Ants Crown A Queen
Is it all in the hips? Scientists break down woodpeckers' head-hammering moves. Plus, what makes one ant a queen and another a worker?
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November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How hard would you have to whack your head on a tree to make a hole? Downy woodpeckers know, and now so do researchers. Plus, if two ant eggs have the exact genes, how does one of them become queen?
I had a great chat w/ Tim Bissell of Sumo Stomp: we discussed the #KyushuBasho thru Day 6. Followed w/ a breakdown of #UFC322 w/ @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social in today's Level Change ep. Vic & I also talked #TheDiplomat TV show & #thewitcher3 game.
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UFC 322 is a card worth paying for | Ep. 383
The penultimate UFC PPV is here and we're glad it's this good.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I had a great chat w/ Tim Bissell of Sumo Stomp: we discussed the #KyushuBasho thru Day 6. Followed w/ a breakdown of #UFC322 w/ @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social in today's Level Change ep. Vic & I also talked #TheDiplomat TV show & #thewitcher3 game.
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I give an update on what’s going on with the UFC antitrust cases & new Ali Act bill, plus what Ploymarket means for MMA fans and degenerate gamblers (which at this point might redundant.) open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
UFC is gambling there isn't a sports betting bubble | Ep. 205
UFC's partnership with Polymarket is the talk of the town. We're looking at from all angles.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I give an update on what’s going on with the UFC antitrust cases & new Ali Act bill, plus what Ploymarket means for MMA fans and degenerate gamblers (which at this point might redundant.) open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
Is UFC playing with fire via Dana White not producing years' worth of text messages? Is the TKO push to amend the Ali Act losing steam with the commissions? Is UFC banking on the betting bubble not bursting? Did Jon Jones ruin his chances of a fat, White House card purse? 1/2
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November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Is UFC playing with fire via Dana White not producing years' worth of text messages? Is the TKO push to amend the Ali Act losing steam with the commissions? Is UFC banking on the betting bubble not bursting? Did Jon Jones ruin his chances of a fat, White House card purse? 1/2
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss recent Johnson v Zuffa filings where the Plaintiffs claim the UFC has somehow lost thousands of messages, go over TKO’s recent SEC filings, and rebut Sonnen’s claim Rousey wasn’t a star
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Will Judge Boulware punish UFC for deleting documents? | Ep. 204
Who here hasn't deleted six years of text messages and contract negotiations?!
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November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss recent Johnson v Zuffa filings where the Plaintiffs claim the UFC has somehow lost thousands of messages, go over TKO’s recent SEC filings, and rebut Sonnen’s claim Rousey wasn’t a star
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One would think I'm stoned af to be eating this weird savory plate combo, but I quit the reefers, so I have no excuse. Pepper-smoked salmon, manchego wedges, blackberries, pickled: caperberries, baby beets, asparagus, okra, Suckerpunch & kimchi pickles. Dill pickle snack mix.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One would think I'm stoned af to be eating this weird savory plate combo, but I quit the reefers, so I have no excuse. Pepper-smoked salmon, manchego wedges, blackberries, pickled: caperberries, baby beets, asparagus, okra, Suckerpunch & kimchi pickles. Dill pickle snack mix.
Sourdough bread is my weakness and I cannot be trusted around it. Bought a 20oz loaf from the bakery yesterday and I've plowed through half of it already. Having a breakfast sammie and hash brown rounds right now. Had tomato soup last night with some too. Send help.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sourdough bread is my weakness and I cannot be trusted around it. Bought a 20oz loaf from the bakery yesterday and I've plowed through half of it already. Having a breakfast sammie and hash brown rounds right now. Had tomato soup last night with some too. Send help.
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Episode 382 is live, with a solo episode as our fave @crooklyn.bsky.social is taking a breather.
I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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Oh, The Feds WIll Be Right On It | Ep. 382
Look, you gotta at least look like you're trying sometimes.
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November 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Episode 382 is live, with a solo episode as our fave @crooklyn.bsky.social is taking a breather.
I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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Oh, The Feds WIll Be Right On It | Ep. 382
Look, you gotta at least look like you're trying sometimes.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Episode 382 is live, with a solo episode as our fave @crooklyn.bsky.social is taking a breather.
I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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I delve into the UFC gambling scandal and a quick rundown of this weekends Apex card.
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On today's episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I welcome the legendary Lou DiBella to discuss the current state of boxing, its potential future and what went wrong in the past that led us to where we are today. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
Conversation with legendary boxing promoter Lou DiBella (audio) | Ep. 203
Today's episode features discussion with legendary boxing promoter Lou DiBella about the Ali Act, the proposed changes to it, and the problems in the sport.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On today's episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I welcome the legendary Lou DiBella to discuss the current state of boxing, its potential future and what went wrong in the past that led us to where we are today. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over some of the implications of the UFC betting scandal, the importance of Zuffa’s motion to dismiss the Phil Davis complaint & the ongoing Jake Paul opponent sweepstakes.
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How UFC fighters will take the brunt of the gambling scandal | Ep. 202
Today's episode features discussion about UFC's fight-fixing scandal, Jake Paul's dilemma in finding another fight before the end of the year, and more.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over some of the implications of the UFC betting scandal, the importance of Zuffa’s motion to dismiss the Phil Davis complaint & the ongoing Jake Paul opponent sweepstakes.
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Could the UFC's betting scandal impact TKO's push for changes to the Ali Act? Would the UFC collapse without Dana White? What's happening with the antitrust cases? Is Jake Paul's canceled bout with Gervonta Davis going to cost MVP future deals with Netflix? 1/2
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November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Could the UFC's betting scandal impact TKO's push for changes to the Ali Act? Would the UFC collapse without Dana White? What's happening with the antitrust cases? Is Jake Paul's canceled bout with Gervonta Davis going to cost MVP future deals with Netflix? 1/2
Check out the "Dark Horse Emerges" episode of the 6th Round Post-Fight Show with @zanesimon.bsky.social right here and share it around.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Check out the "Dark Horse Emerges" episode of the 6th Round Post-Fight Show with @zanesimon.bsky.social right here and share it around.
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Why is Aspinall (or any UFC fighter looking to cross over) likely never to make "big boxing money"? How can Zuffa Boxing skirt the Ali Act if their bill doesn't pass? Can Ari Emanuel work his magic to get brother Rahm elected in 2028? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this & more. 1/2
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October 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why is Aspinall (or any UFC fighter looking to cross over) likely never to make "big boxing money"? How can Zuffa Boxing skirt the Ali Act if their bill doesn't pass? Can Ari Emanuel work his magic to get brother Rahm elected in 2028? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this & more. 1/2
Was Aspinall justified in quitting at #UFC321? Is Australia getting shafted with UFC's new streaming deal with Paramount? Why is Paul vs. Davis doing poorly with ticket sales? Is DAZN ruining their chances of a robust subscriber base? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I answer in today's ep. 1/2
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October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Was Aspinall justified in quitting at #UFC321? Is Australia getting shafted with UFC's new streaming deal with Paramount? Why is Paul vs. Davis doing poorly with ticket sales? Is DAZN ruining their chances of a robust subscriber base? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I answer in today's ep. 1/2
Check out @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I as we rave about the TV/movies we've watched this week and listen to our #UFC321 break down. Victor isn't giving Gane a chance in the universe to win. I am. Who's side are YOU on?
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Look, kids! It's Huggy Bear!! | Ep. 381
If you can't be excited for a fat dude doing Taekwondo, we can't be friends.
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October 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Check out @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I as we rave about the TV/movies we've watched this week and listen to our #UFC321 break down. Victor isn't giving Gane a chance in the universe to win. I am. Who's side are YOU on?
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You can’t believe the firestorm I was in the middle of this week. Truly the dumbest controversy ever.
Are boxing promoters underestimating the power that Zuffa Boxing will wield if/when the new Ali Act bill passes? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss it & how @lukethomas.bsky.social is correct about UFC intentionally being right wing, & more.
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October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You can’t believe the firestorm I was in the middle of this week. Truly the dumbest controversy ever.
Are boxing promoters underestimating the power that Zuffa Boxing will wield if/when the new Ali Act bill passes? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss it & how @lukethomas.bsky.social is correct about UFC intentionally being right wing, & more.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Are boxing promoters underestimating the power that Zuffa Boxing will wield if/when the new Ali Act bill passes? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss it & how @lukethomas.bsky.social is correct about UFC intentionally being right wing, & more.
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social discuss if boxing promoters are taking Zuffa too lightly, what kind of impact Lina Khan discussing combat sports can have, bad arguments about the Ali Act & more
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Are boxing promoters underestimating the threat of TKO and Zuffa Boxing? | Ep. 199
Today's episode features discussion about the power TKO could wield if the new Ali Act changes are implemented and how boxing promoters are likely underestimating it.
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October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social discuss if boxing promoters are taking Zuffa too lightly, what kind of impact Lina Khan discussing combat sports can have, bad arguments about the Ali Act & more
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Hey yo!
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I have got a brand new episode breaking down our thoughts on Andy Foster's interview with Ariel Helwani. Did I mention there's no paywall? That's right, folks, it's FREE!
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@heynottheface.bsky.social & I have got a brand new episode breaking down our thoughts on Andy Foster's interview with Ariel Helwani. Did I mention there's no paywall? That's right, folks, it's FREE!
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October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey yo!
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I have got a brand new episode breaking down our thoughts on Andy Foster's interview with Ariel Helwani. Did I mention there's no paywall? That's right, folks, it's FREE!
heynottheface.substack.com/p/response-t...
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I have got a brand new episode breaking down our thoughts on Andy Foster's interview with Ariel Helwani. Did I mention there's no paywall? That's right, folks, it's FREE!
heynottheface.substack.com/p/response-t...
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No paywall for today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! as @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over Andy Foster’s statements on the MMA Hour regarding his support of the Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
Response to Andy Foster interview with Ariel Helwani | Ep. 198
Today's episode features our discussion about Ariel Helwani's interview with CSAC head, Andy Foster.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No paywall for today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! as @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over Andy Foster’s statements on the MMA Hour regarding his support of the Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...
Hey yo! New episode is live and FREE! Tonight's Level Change Podcast is a longish one with some rare talk about what's happening in the world and in combat sports and @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I even break down #UFCVancouver
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October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey yo! New episode is live and FREE! Tonight's Level Change Podcast is a longish one with some rare talk about what's happening in the world and in combat sports and @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I even break down #UFCVancouver
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over Wednesday’s CSAC meeting on the American Boxing Revival Act and ask if the CSAC sold out boxing? (That is a rhetorical question.) heynottheface.substack.com/p/did-csac-s...
Did CSAC sell out boxing to TKO? | Ep. 197
Today's episode features discussion about the CSAC's support of the new Ali Act bill proposal, specifically, how damaging it is to boxing and how helpful it is to TKO.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over Wednesday’s CSAC meeting on the American Boxing Revival Act and ask if the CSAC sold out boxing? (That is a rhetorical question.) heynottheface.substack.com/p/did-csac-s...