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Stephie Haynes
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Haterous. Work: https://heynottheface.substack.com | https://levelchangepodcast.substack.com | I got a gold nameplate that says "I wish you would" #LewisHamilton #F1🏎 Follow https://bsky.app/profile/ninjaneer.bsky.social
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Hey yo! @heynottheface.bsky.social & I just did a comprehensive review of the 2-day UFC antitrust spoilation hearing so we decided to drop it immediately. Fresh off the recorder to your ears AND we have a PDF chart exhibit of missing/data devices for your perusal. 1/2
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Ehh screw it, read it right now.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Hey yo! @heynottheface.bsky.social & I just did a comprehensive review of the 2-day UFC antitrust spoilation hearing so we decided to drop it immediately. Fresh off the recorder to your ears AND we have a PDF chart exhibit of missing/data devices for your perusal. 1/2
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February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Check out @heynottheface.bsky.social's court room coverage of Dana White and Tracy Long's spoilation testimony from yesterday and share it around.

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Recap on Dana White’s Court Hearing
A recording from John S. Nash's live video
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February 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Boxing's sanctioning organizations are under fire and rightfully so, but are they worth saving or should they be scrapped entirely? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I look at this from all angles in today's episode. 1/2
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February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Y'all, these are outstanding. Costco. $8.79 for a bag of 18
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Somebody said this is Jarrell Miller
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
How far is UFC willing to go to keep Dana White's messages from the court's eyes? What parts of Thomas Hauser's excellent article stood out the most? Is Paramount's 1M subscribers equal to ESPN's 500K from Conor McGregor? 1/2
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January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I feel like @crooklyn.bsky.social and @heynottheface.bsky.social should address this.
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My lunch came out pretty nice today.

1 Sola high protein bagel 110 cal
1.5 TBSP French Onion cream cheese 40 cal
4 slices thin smoked ham 50 cal
green leaf lettuce & tomato 10 cal

Protein: 25g
Fiber: 31g
Calories: 210 calories
Carbs: 7g
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I chewed the fat with @sumostomp.bsky.social today for a review of the 1st Sumo tourney of the year, the Hatsu Basho. Tim gave all the best details, who he thought was most improved, who the second brightest star was, and more. Check it out:

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Hatsu Basho Review with Tim Bissell | Ep. 391
Check out our Hatsu Basho review with Tim Bissell of Sumo Stomp.
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January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The UFC is desperate to assign a new judge to replace Richard Boulware. @heynottheface & I discuss this in our latest episode, which runs about an-hour-and-a-half long. We look at the risks for the UFC and for the Plaintiffs, depending on how the ruling goes. 1/2
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January 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I go over some potentially really important happenings in the ongoing UFC antitrust case and then review the debut of Zuffa Boxing and the UFC on Paramount. substack.com/@johnsnash/n...
UFC desperate to stop Judge Boulware | Ep. 222
Over the last week UFC has requested to reassign Judge Boulware over orders to produce 6 years of missing messages.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Fight day again, kids. Be sure to get a look at what to expect, because it's quite good.
Did @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I do a full breakdown of all the fights for #UFC324? Yes we did. Did we complain about various UFC bullshit beforehand? Of course we did. Is it FREE for everyone? You bet it is. Happy fight day!

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UFC 324: The Young Eat The Old | Ep. 390
It's the circle of life, Simba
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January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Did @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I do a full breakdown of all the fights for #UFC324? Yes we did. Did we complain about various UFC bullshit beforehand? Of course we did. Is it FREE for everyone? You bet it is. Happy fight day!

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UFC 324: The Young Eat The Old | Ep. 390
It's the circle of life, Simba
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January 24, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social & I go over the amendments made to the proposed Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act. What was changed in the bill? How would that impact the industry especially club shows? heynottheface.substack.com/p/deep-dive-...
Deep dive into Congress' new Ali Act amendments | Ep. 221
A barrage of new amendments were introduced to the Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act.
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January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Dana White is not only MMA's problem, and the boxing world is rightfully panicking as a result.
Check out @heynottheface.bsky.social & I as we do a deep dive on the barrage of amendments introduced to TKO's Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act bill & the ABC panic they induced. 2/2

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January 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hail Mary filings by the UFC in the antitrust cases, TKO controlling boxing down to the molecular level, ABC's too-little-too-late panic, Tim Shipman & Andy Foster trying to rein in restless dissenters, & unintentional consequences by do-gooders in this week's episode. 1/2
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January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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new Weekly Impact featuring tons of action from around the world and some great grappling lessons.

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Weekly Impact - January 22nd, 2026
Let all this heat keep you warm from the punishing frigidity of winter.
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January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social & I discuss TKO’s plans for Zuffa Boxing as their first event approaches, go over the Vergil Ortiz v Golden Boy lawsuit including his contract terms, look at Queensberry’s recent finances, & more heynottheface.substack.com/p/vergil-ort...
Vergil Ortiz' contract reveals big difference in MMA and boxing purses | Ep. 220
Vergil Ortiz' contract shows just how much less MMA fighters make than boxers.
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January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Check out the latest Level Change Podcast episode right here with @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social discussing UFC's Paramount debut with hope in his heart.

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Bold New Frontiers Or Something... | Ep. 389
The UFC's Paramount debut is around the corner, but the landscape is a mess
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January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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new episode up now, kids. enjoy.

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Bold New Frontiers Or Something... | Ep. 389
The UFC's Paramount debut is around the corner, but the landscape is a mess
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January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Did 4 boxers make more $ than the entire UFC roster in 2025? Are Laura Sanko's comments about boring fighters being cut in favor of violent ones troublesome? @heynottheface.bsky.social discuss these topics & more in today's episode. 1/2
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January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM