Stephie Haynes
@crooklyn.bsky.social
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One would think I'm stoned af to be eating this weird savory plate combo, but I quit the reefers, so I have no excuse. Pepper-smoked salmon, manchego wedges, blackberries, pickled: caperberries, baby beets, asparagus, okra, Suckerpunch & kimchi pickles. Dill pickle snack mix.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One would think I'm stoned af to be eating this weird savory plate combo, but I quit the reefers, so I have no excuse. Pepper-smoked salmon, manchego wedges, blackberries, pickled: caperberries, baby beets, asparagus, okra, Suckerpunch & kimchi pickles. Dill pickle snack mix.
Sourdough bread is my weakness and I cannot be trusted around it. Bought a 20oz loaf from the bakery yesterday and I've plowed through half of it already. Having a breakfast sammie and hash brown rounds right now. Had tomato soup last night with some too. Send help.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sourdough bread is my weakness and I cannot be trusted around it. Bought a 20oz loaf from the bakery yesterday and I've plowed through half of it already. Having a breakfast sammie and hash brown rounds right now. Had tomato soup last night with some too. Send help.
Hey yo! New episode is live and FREE! Tonight's Level Change Podcast is a longish one with some rare talk about what's happening in the world and in combat sports and @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I even break down #UFCVancouver
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/cold-night...
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/cold-night...
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey yo! New episode is live and FREE! Tonight's Level Change Podcast is a longish one with some rare talk about what's happening in the world and in combat sports and @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I even break down #UFCVancouver
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/cold-night...
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/cold-night...
Hey yo! Here's a closeup of the info you need to call in to tomorrow's CSAC meeting about the terrible Ali Act bill proposal:
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hey yo! Here's a closeup of the info you need to call in to tomorrow's CSAC meeting about the terrible Ali Act bill proposal:
I've been fixated on tuna poke bowls lately, but it's expensive to eat out, so I've been making my own. Frozen ahi steaks are much cheaper & you can get 2 bowls from a 6oz steak. My homemade spicy bowl w/ sriracha mayo, avocado, edamame, cucumber, cherry tomato, scallions & rice.
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I've been fixated on tuna poke bowls lately, but it's expensive to eat out, so I've been making my own. Frozen ahi steaks are much cheaper & you can get 2 bowls from a 6oz steak. My homemade spicy bowl w/ sriracha mayo, avocado, edamame, cucumber, cherry tomato, scallions & rice.
I slow-roasted a 3lb pork tenderloin at 325° for 1.5hrs then at 250° for another 2.5hrs. I used the following Kinder seasonings to crust it: The Blend, Hickory Brown Sugar, Wood-fired Garlic, Buttery Garlic. I made giant baked potatoes with an olive-oil-salt crust. Results:
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I slow-roasted a 3lb pork tenderloin at 325° for 1.5hrs then at 250° for another 2.5hrs. I used the following Kinder seasonings to crust it: The Blend, Hickory Brown Sugar, Wood-fired Garlic, Buttery Garlic. I made giant baked potatoes with an olive-oil-salt crust. Results:
To avoid all the horrifying news that never seems to cease, I made a pot of 3-meat chili (venison/beef/chuck stew meat). I don't like beans, so I use hominy instead. Note the cheese pull from the cheddar I put in my bowl. Simmered for 6 hours in my slow cooker. 👩🍳
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
To avoid all the horrifying news that never seems to cease, I made a pot of 3-meat chili (venison/beef/chuck stew meat). I don't like beans, so I use hominy instead. Note the cheese pull from the cheddar I put in my bowl. Simmered for 6 hours in my slow cooker. 👩🍳
New Level Change Podcast episode is up and running. We've got Tim Bissell on to break down all the action from the 2025 Aki Basho through Day 13. Check it out and subscribe!
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/2025-aki-b...
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September 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New Level Change Podcast episode is up and running. We've got Tim Bissell on to break down all the action from the 2025 Aki Basho through Day 13. Check it out and subscribe!
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/2025-aki-b...
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/2025-aki-b...
Some video hahahaha
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Some video hahahaha
She's ready! All 11 layers of her. I baked her in my Kitchenaid countertop convection oven because I didn't wanna have the house get hot. Pan is 9x13 and weighs around 10 lbs (maybe more?). She's THICK!
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
She's ready! All 11 layers of her. I baked her in my Kitchenaid countertop convection oven because I didn't wanna have the house get hot. Pan is 9x13 and weighs around 10 lbs (maybe more?). She's THICK!
Heaven does exist. Thanks @ninjaneer.bsky.social . I love you.
August 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Heaven does exist. Thanks @ninjaneer.bsky.social . I love you.
Being that it's Labor Day weekend and my birthday weekend,
@vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I will be on hiatus until next week, also. Hope you all have an awesome holiday. Stay safe!
@vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I will be on hiatus until next week, also. Hope you all have an awesome holiday. Stay safe!
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Being that it's Labor Day weekend and my birthday weekend,
@vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I will be on hiatus until next week, also. Hope you all have an awesome holiday. Stay safe!
@vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I will be on hiatus until next week, also. Hope you all have an awesome holiday. Stay safe!
To my Costco shopping buddies, these are so stinking good. We bought a box earlier and I just ended up putting in a second order to have 4 more delivered. Outstanding. And diabetic friendly.
August 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
To my Costco shopping buddies, these are so stinking good. We bought a box earlier and I just ended up putting in a second order to have 4 more delivered. Outstanding. And diabetic friendly.
Made myself a naughty little Rueben. It's not pretty but it's goddamn delicious. Pan-seared marble rye, turkey pastrami + beef pastrami (fresh cut from the deli), smoked mozz (also from deli), kraut & homemade Russian dressing. Having with an apple on the side. I am in NY deli bliss right now.
August 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Made myself a naughty little Rueben. It's not pretty but it's goddamn delicious. Pan-seared marble rye, turkey pastrami + beef pastrami (fresh cut from the deli), smoked mozz (also from deli), kraut & homemade Russian dressing. Having with an apple on the side. I am in NY deli bliss right now.
Check out the latest Level Change Podcast with guest host @sumostomp.bsky.social who helps me break down #UFCAbuDhabi and the #NagoyaBasho
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/ufc-abu-dh...
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/ufc-abu-dh...
July 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Check out the latest Level Change Podcast with guest host @sumostomp.bsky.social who helps me break down #UFCAbuDhabi and the #NagoyaBasho
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/ufc-abu-dh...
levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/ufc-abu-dh...
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🚨Today's episode is FREE!! 🚨
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I are joined by @eugenesrobinson.bsky.social for a special edition of Care-Don't Care where we review #UFC317
heynottheface.substack.com/p/one-night-...
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I are joined by @eugenesrobinson.bsky.social for a special edition of Care-Don't Care where we review #UFC317
heynottheface.substack.com/p/one-night-...
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🚨Today's episode is FREE!! 🚨
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I are joined by @eugenesrobinson.bsky.social for a special edition of Care-Don't Care where we review #UFC317
heynottheface.substack.com/p/one-night-...
@heynottheface.bsky.social & I are joined by @eugenesrobinson.bsky.social for a special edition of Care-Don't Care where we review #UFC317
heynottheface.substack.com/p/one-night-...
Sorry, need to make a correction. It's 15g of protein.
June 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sorry, need to make a correction. It's 15g of protein.
If you're carb-cutting, increase your fiber intake. Sola has an everything bagel w/ 16g protein & 30g fiber. That's the entire daily recommendation of fiber in one bagel. Normally, I don't post pics of half eaten food but you have to see the fluffy texture inside. Delightful!
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you're carb-cutting, increase your fiber intake. Sola has an everything bagel w/ 16g protein & 30g fiber. That's the entire daily recommendation of fiber in one bagel. Normally, I don't post pics of half eaten food but you have to see the fluffy texture inside. Delightful!
Alone: Season 12 is finally out and it's set in Africa for those who celebrate. Gonna love watching the contestants battle the wildlife, the elements and dirty water from the comfort of my AC with an icy cold Pepsi Zero 🥳🥳
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Alone: Season 12 is finally out and it's set in Africa for those who celebrate. Gonna love watching the contestants battle the wildlife, the elements and dirty water from the comfort of my AC with an icy cold Pepsi Zero 🥳🥳
The other day, @sandipantsmma.bsky.social posted the most exquisite shrimp po-boy sammy. She inspired me to do one too. Sadly, HEB didn't have regular sub rolls, so I got their "everything bagel" seasoned roll to make mine. It has mayo, romaine, tomatoes, fleur de sel, and of course, shrimp.❤️
June 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The other day, @sandipantsmma.bsky.social posted the most exquisite shrimp po-boy sammy. She inspired me to do one too. Sadly, HEB didn't have regular sub rolls, so I got their "everything bagel" seasoned roll to make mine. It has mayo, romaine, tomatoes, fleur de sel, and of course, shrimp.❤️
Y'all wanna see a dead body?
June 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Y'all wanna see a dead body?