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idiot. streams on twitch sometimes.
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January 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Kyle MacLachlan pays tribute to David Lynch

"I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone ... Thank you for everything"
January 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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less "meta bots" and more "medabots"
January 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
terrorizing who? this seemed like activism to most americans
Breaking: A Manhattan grand jury has indicted Luigi Mangione on first-degree murder, second-degree murder as a crime of terrorism, and nine other offenses linked to the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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December 18, 2024 at 1:05 PM
they put the same amount of effort into this search as i do looking for my roku remote in my living room
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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King Dedede is short for King Deny Defend Depose
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 PM
posting on bluesky the same way i managed through high shool. skeetin into the abyss.
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 PM
getting scammed by the hawk tuah girl gotta be the modern day equivalent of getting scammed by the village idiot who laughs maniacally while rubbing his hands together
December 5, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Did Elon write this
December 1, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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i put games on my wishlist that seem maybe interesting but not interesting enough to buy them and then whenever there's a steam sale i click 'see games from your wishlist' and get annoyed that none of them are interesting to me. because im stupid
November 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
drake is one more L from going right wing grifter and making country music
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
type of shit i been on
November 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Blasting music on the way to work is my first cup of coffee, sorry its a minor annoyance.
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Be aware
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Aiight bluesky im fucking with the vibe but can everyone get off the high horse and start shitposting again
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Real
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
it's friday. that means cat pics.
specifically, cat pics of the kitten we're fostering.
November 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
So bummed this and Monster Hunter Wilds are dropping in such close proximity but I am stoked for this. Hope Obsidian sticks the landing.
Avowed is looking incredible! The latest build is a huge leap forward from what I played a few months ago. My hype level is through the roof! Can't wait to dive into the full game when it drops in Feb 2025.
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
waking up from my mid afternoon amnesia to remind myself it is only fuckin tuesday
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
hey
September 19, 2023 at 5:23 PM