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Lexa
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Go Bills. I tweet about women's hockey, sex, porn, BDSM, LGBTQ stuff, and many other things. Not straight. Also an author, work at link: https://patreon.com/CriminallyVu1gar?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&ut
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What is this word Flu? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it.

Are you giving me a Flughetti shot?
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I think you can attribute any Charlie Kelly quote to Tom Brady and it sounds plausible.
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Shelley Duval was super hot
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Not wearing a face shield in hockey for ten years
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Tell your bosses
they're doing it for gender, imo
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
@prescottrossi.bsky.social @nagelhout.bsky.social Have you ever been in a pressbox more terrifying than this one at Memorial Stadium in Seattle?
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Microslop, CEO: Slopya Nadella
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Gold in Stardew: $241,132,087
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I guess the upside to the slopification of everything online is it's making me read and write more.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
MS's chatbot claimed to be human lol, lied about Office 365 being renamed.

The link they reference is me sending a link from Microsoft's own support page.
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The cell phone ban went into effect for the 25-26 school year. As it has only been 4 months give or take, there really isn't any research backing the statement that it's an "unequivocal success" and only very limited anecdotal evidence.
It's a follow-up on her school day phone ban that has unequivocally been a success. Protecting the health, which includes mental health, of all children is a goal everyone should support, regardless of political affiliation, and I commend her for this proposal. 2/2
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Bills broke the Ravens in week one and that was the final surge of the psychic damage
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Lmao
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Steelers man, you're gonna make kids ask if Aaron Rodgers was ever good.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If your last name is Gainwell you pretty much have to be a running back.
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It still pisses me off that people were talking about the Bills moving while Ralph owned them when the Jaguars were out there TARPING SEATS and they still couldn't sell out games.
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hoping to keep my TV, a 42" Toshiba I bought in 2009 long enough until it basically becomes like that scene in the office with Michael and Jan.
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
If the Steelers score 26 today they will have scored every point total from 23 to 29 this season.

6, 7, 17, 21, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28, 29, 31, 34,
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Steelers are going to let Henry go for 210, but win anyway like 16-11 or some shit
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
@nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social For the Roostcast can you get a shot of the Panthers locker room, watching Saints - Falcons like Bills fans watching Andy Dalton?
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Henry needs 138 yards to pass Cook so if the Steelers could at least do that, it would be nice.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I know my Game Cube still works and I think my N64 still works, who wants to play Mario Party (4 or 7)
I have declared 2026 the year of the Playstation 3, baby! Bring your old pals out of storage and play some fucking games like it's 2009-ish.
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
And now time for the Laugh at the loser's pain game.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is the only pic I have at a Bills game because I think I went to all of them pre-smart phone.

Also this is at Anchor after the Bills game, not actually at the game.
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I need to find an adult flag football league here, my staimina is awful.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM