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Lexa
@criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social
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Go Bills. I tweet about women's hockey, sex, porn, BDSM, LGBTQ stuff, and many other things. Not straight. Also an author, work at link: https://patreon.com/CriminallyVu1gar?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&ut
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Something you might find neat that my dad has @prescottrossi.bsky.social @nagelhout.bsky.social @steadyriot.bsky.social @buffalowins.bsky.social @mrrenn.bsky.social
A gold coin that has "the new home of the" ringing the top and "Buffalo Bills" ringing the bottom with an aerial view of the stadium in the middle. The back of a gold coin that says Inaugural game Buffalo Bills VS. Washington R*dskins August 17, 1973
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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He is lying
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash. I wish I were joking. In early October, I referenced the "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" lyric of "Folsom Prison Blues" in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry. I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool. I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die". They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on "Folsom Prison Blues." BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WS) article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets: I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times l inquired. Later I was told it was for the "Folsom Prison Blues" reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it. BlueSky's behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky - though I cannot see it, because I am suspended. To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain't never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain't never got nothin from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time." As for BlueSky...
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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You are lying, which is clear without this since you won't even post a screenshot the tweet.
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash. I wish I were joking. In early October, I referenced the "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" lyric of "Folsom Prison Blues" in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry. I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool. I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die". They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on "Folsom Prison Blues." BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WS) article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets: I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times l inquired. Later I was told it was for the "Folsom Prison Blues" reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it. BlueSky's behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky - though I cannot see it, because I am suspended. To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain't never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain't never got nothin from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time." As for BlueSky..
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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This is probably interesting to no one but me, but there is at least one stardew counter that doesn't stop at 999.

Yes, I really picked up over 1,000 truffles.
Stardew valley showing the truffles picked up counter at over 1,000
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Honey is used to laying out on my Apartments balcony so I made a small dog jail outside
A brown husky mix in a 11 fit diameter dog pen of green four foot chicken wire with a tan Black Mouth Cur tied up outside
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Leaked NFL Virtual measurement protocol
NFL virtual measurement flow chart Asks is Mahomes playing Yes - Screw the other team No - Flip a coin, who cares
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Another one.
Jackson Merrill Stan‬ ‪@jacksonmerrillstan.bsky.social‬ · 2m Replied to you You do this while disparaging a guy who was falsely accused of rape? The jokes actually write themselves! 😂😂😂 Jackson Merrill Stan‬ ‪@jacksonmerrillstan.bsky.social‬ · 3m Replied to you *ahem* Pardon me. I couldn't help but overhear. I would like to have a civil conversation with you about your statement. Would you mind providing me with evidence of any negative thing Matt Araiza has ever done to anyone ever? ‪Jackson Merrill Stan‬ ‪@jacksonmerrillstan.bsky.social‬ · 3m Replied to you Nice try idiot. You're not getting away. Admit Matt did nothing wrong or post location so I can make you.
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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What a fucking weirdo.
Shit Ryan Says‬ ‪@shitryansays.bsky.social‬ · 2m Replied to you *ahem* Pardon me. I couldn't help but overhear. I would like to have a civil conversation with you about your statement. Would you mind providing me with evidence of any negative thing Matt Araiza has ever done to anyone ever?
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Here's a D1 NCAA Woho rooting interest tier list if you're in search of a moral compass.
The Best: Syracuse, Northeastern, Clarkson, Post Fun: Delaware, Lindenwood, RIT, Brown, Princeton, RPI, St. Lawrence, Union, Holy Cross, Maine, UConn, Vermont, FPU, St. Michael's, St. Cloud Not my cup of tea but people like them: Penn State, Cornell, LIU, Stonehill Meh: Robert Morris, Dartmouth, Quinnipiac, Merrimack, Providence, UNH, SHU, St. Thomas, Bemidji, MSU Slightly Evil: Mercyhurst, Colgate, Yale, BC, BU, St. Anselm You're not a contender, stop thinking you are: Minnesota, UMD Literal Satan: Harvard, Ohio State No circle of hell deep enough: Wisconsin
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I compared every 3rd and 4th down Josh and Tua have had in the 4th quarter of a game that was tied or they were trailing by 8 or less.

Honestly it was closer than I expected, though there's a reason for that...
Josh vs tua Drives tied or trailing by a score in the 4th Josh: 67 Tua: 30 Resulted in punt Josh: 26.9% Tua: 26.7% Resulted in Turnover, including on downs Josh: 16.4% Tua: 30% Resulted in FG Josh: 23.9% Tua: 13.3% Resulted in TD Josh: 26.9% Tua: 30.0% Resulted in Missed FG Josh: 6.0% Tua: 0% Josh vs. Tua stats on 3rd/4th down in 4th quarter tied or trailing by a score Avg yards to go: 7.5 for both Josh: 42/78 (53.8%) for 362 yds (4.64 ypa), 6 TD, 0 INT Tua: 25/40 (62.5%) for 225 yds (5.63), 3 TD, 3 INT Josh: sacked 8 times in 109 attempts Tua: sacked 6 times in 51 attempts Josh: 20 rushing attempts for 77 yards, 2 rushing TD, 13 rushing first downs Tua: 2 rushing attempts for 10 yards, 2 first downs, 0 TDs. Conversion rate Josh: 55/109 (50.5%) Tua: 22/51 (43.1%) Top 2 targets Josh: Diggs/Davis (25 times/109, 22.9%) Tua: Hill/Waddle (22 times/51, 43.1%) Top 2 conversion rate Josh: 22.9% Tua: 63.6% Everyone else conversion rate Josh: 52.9% Tua: 15.7%
October 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Got the relaxation drool going
A brown and black husky mix in a pink harness standing chest deep in water with drool coming from the corners of her mouth
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Skill issue
Picks, 33-9 straight up, 29-13 against the spread
September 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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2008 Jeb! President white bag
September 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Excellent job, slop machine.
Search query: every mlb team to give up 1,000 runs in a season AI response: No Major League Baseball team has ever given up 1,000 runs in a single season. The highest number of runs allowed by a team in a single season is significantly lower than 1,000. For example, the 1930 Philadelphia Phillies allowed 1,062 runs, which is the highest recorded total in MLB history. The 1936 New York Yankees allowed 1,065 runs, and the 1931 Yankees allowed 1,067 runs, both of which are among the highest totals ever recorded.
September 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Some work to do against the Pats.
Graph of cumulative point differential all time between the Bills and Patriots. The graph sine waves around 0 for a bit then dives to just over Pats +400 points in the Brady years before trending slightly upward for the Allen years.
September 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Bills have been pretty solid all time against the jets.
Graph of point differential of the Bills vs. the Jets all time. The Graph is mostly above the X axis (Bills have more points all time)
September 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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It was last year's 31-10 win, a game I didn't remember so I watched the highlights and was still like nope.

I don't really drink.
Bills - dolphins point differential graph. Buffalo starts in the positives and then goes into the negatives for about 40 years before re-emerging last year.
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Alright Bills fans, you have $10 to spend, what do you got?
$1 The just give it to them game never happens Bills trade up to take McDuffie instead of Elam Bills beat Steelers in 2004 Dan Marino doesn’t make the 1984 Super Bowl Bills choose Flutie over Johnson $3 Bills win 2020 AFC Championship Bills beat Dallas on Monday night Kelly reports to Buffalo immediately Bills win 1988 AFC Championship Bills win 1966 AFC Championship $5 Norwood makes the field goal OJ isn’t a terrible person Detroit wins the 1991 NFC Championship 13 Seconds never happens It’s ruled a forward lateral
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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lol I don't know shit about football.
straight up: 23-2 ranked 226 99.9% spread 18-7 rank 2,003 99%
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Every couple weeks I call Redmond Town Center and tell them I got a ticket for parking there for the Light Rail and that they need to put up more signs and now they have five signs by this one parking garage entrance
The parking garage for Redmond Town Center with four A-frame signs and one wall mounted sign saying that there is no light rail parking at Redmond Town Center
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Honey is just hanging out and staying cool while Jolly is off doing herpetology
A mottled black and brown husky mix standing about chest Deep in water
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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He did Sally
While criticizing YouTuber Miss Rachel for quoting love your neighbor to defend celebrating Pride month, Charlie Kirk quoted a Bible verse used to justify Stone and gay people to death . Kirk called the stoning verse God's perfect law when it comes to sexual matters
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Political violence is never okay.
A tweet from @Patriottakes that says "while criticizing YouTuber Ms Rachel for quoting love your neighbor to defend celebrating Pride month, Charlie Kirk quoted a Bible verse he used to justify Stone and gay people to death. Kirk called the stoning verse God's perfect law when it comes to sexual matters."
September 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The speed limit is 10 children
A 10 mph speed limit sign with a sign that says children directly beneath it
September 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Go Bills
Cookies before being baked on a cookie sheet with red and blue sprinkles
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM