Claudia Lonow
@crapaport.bsky.social
Played Diana on Knots Landing. CUT TO: COCAINE MONTAGE. CUT TO: TV writer who created 4 shows. CUT TO: indie movie director. CUT TO: death. She/Her
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
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NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
We Found More Than 40 Cases of Immigration Agents Using Banned Chokeholds and Other Moves That Can Cut Off Breathing
Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold. The government ...
www.propublica.org
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
Even though I knew it would happen eventually, I'm sad about it. (This statement goes for multiple things).
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Even though I knew it would happen eventually, I'm sad about it. (This statement goes for multiple things).
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NEW: MAYOR FREY: “ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
NEW: MAYOR FREY: “ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
Every local politician needs to show up at these protests and protect their constituents.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Every local politician needs to show up at these protests and protect their constituents.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
Is there anything one can do with leftover white meat chicken (blech) to make it tasty that doesn’t involve an unhealthy amount of mayonnaise?
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is there anything one can do with leftover white meat chicken (blech) to make it tasty that doesn’t involve an unhealthy amount of mayonnaise?
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
Why will there be "scary ghost stories" at the most wonderful time of the year? I get, "parties for hosting" and I guess "marshmallows roasting" and caroling out in the snow... but how did scary ghost stories get involved?
the words it 's the most wonderful time of the year are written in red
ALT: the words it 's the most wonderful time of the year are written in red
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why will there be "scary ghost stories" at the most wonderful time of the year? I get, "parties for hosting" and I guess "marshmallows roasting" and caroling out in the snow... but how did scary ghost stories get involved?
If I was a sex creep pedophile master mind, I don't know that I'd keep SO MANY FILES.
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If I was a sex creep pedophile master mind, I don't know that I'd keep SO MANY FILES.
Merry Xmas eve. I think xmas music is, like, a yearly, capitalist torture experiment conducted by the aging originators of MK Ultra.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Merry Xmas eve. I think xmas music is, like, a yearly, capitalist torture experiment conducted by the aging originators of MK Ultra.
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!
For anyone surprised by the Epstein thing, I'd like to remind you we never saw his tax returns either. Or an actual, full medical report.
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For anyone surprised by the Epstein thing, I'd like to remind you we never saw his tax returns either. Or an actual, full medical report.
Is there a way for Warners Bros Discovery to NOT be sold to Netflix? Or is, like, all hope lost?
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Is there a way for Warners Bros Discovery to NOT be sold to Netflix? Or is, like, all hope lost?
Deadthefilm.com is coming to your tv. You’ll be able to rent or purchase on Apple TV, amazon, YouTube, fandango starting in January — or you can pre-order it right now from dynasty.tv, and get special features on the platform!. Kickstarter backers—check your inbox, the film is on its way to you now!
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Deadthefilm.com is coming to your tv. You’ll be able to rent or purchase on Apple TV, amazon, YouTube, fandango starting in January — or you can pre-order it right now from dynasty.tv, and get special features on the platform!. Kickstarter backers—check your inbox, the film is on its way to you now!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
brace. brace. brace. brace.
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
brace. brace. brace. brace.
thank you so much for watching!!!!!!!! For anyone else who wants to see the movie, it'll be up on live.dynastytypewriter.com until december 2nd at 11:59pm!
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
thank you so much for watching!!!!!!!! For anyone else who wants to see the movie, it'll be up on live.dynastytypewriter.com until december 2nd at 11:59pm!
This Saturday! November 29th! Virtual red carpet premiere of D(e)AD! Buy tickets at live.dynastytypewriter.com.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This Saturday! November 29th! Virtual red carpet premiere of D(e)AD! Buy tickets at live.dynastytypewriter.com.
All in the Family open.substack.com/pub/oldster/...
All in the Family
A chat with Claudia Lonow about collaborating with her daughter Isabella Roland on "D(e)ad," a hilarious movie co-starring her partner and her parents—which you can watch online this Saturday...
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
All in the Family open.substack.com/pub/oldster/...