Claudia Lonow
@crapaport.bsky.social
Played Diana on Knots Landing. CUT TO: COCAINE MONTAGE. CUT TO: TV writer who created 4 shows. CUT TO: indie movie director. CUT TO: death. She/Her
Something nice in these bullshit times: deadthefilm.com still going strong thanks to you guys!
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Something nice in these bullshit times: deadthefilm.com still going strong thanks to you guys!
In case you’re wondering, I DO relate the the Stiller & Meara documentary on Apple and I LOVE IT.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In case you’re wondering, I DO relate the the Stiller & Meara documentary on Apple and I LOVE IT.
D(e)ady the ghost says “goodbye Amsterdam! You’re beautiful and the screening of D(e)ad at The Crea was magical and your pizza is incomprehensible. Mwah!
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
D(e)ady the ghost says “goodbye Amsterdam! You’re beautiful and the screening of D(e)ad at The Crea was magical and your pizza is incomprehensible. Mwah!
D(e)ad is now coming to the Alamo!!!! (For a week! Get those tix)
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
D(e)ad is now coming to the Alamo!!!! (For a week! Get those tix)
BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
Had the best time screaming D(e)ad at the austin film society!!!
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Had the best time screaming D(e)ad at the austin film society!!!
D(e)ad is mentioned in rolling stone. Nbd.
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
D(e)ad is mentioned in rolling stone. Nbd.
Yo our movie deadthefilm.com is going world wide. Me and @jonathanschmock.bsky.social will be doing Q&A’s in London, Amsterdam and Berlin!
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yo our movie deadthefilm.com is going world wide. Me and @jonathanschmock.bsky.social will be doing Q&A’s in London, Amsterdam and Berlin!
I made deadthefilm.com with my daughter, @izball.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social my mom, my stepfather, my partner, @jonathanschmock.bsky.social Craig Bierko, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini -- we're distributing ourselves with Laser Webber People like it!
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I made deadthefilm.com with my daughter, @izball.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social my mom, my stepfather, my partner, @jonathanschmock.bsky.social Craig Bierko, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini -- we're distributing ourselves with Laser Webber People like it!
Still fuckin great. Daryl Dixon: Book of Carol
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Still fuckin great. Daryl Dixon: Book of Carol
Seeing people see “D(e)ad” is incredible.
September 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seeing people see “D(e)ad” is incredible.
Hear ye, hear ye... there's gonna be 2 new showings of "D(e)ad" at DYNASTY TYPEWRITER 9/21 and 9/22 PLUS a Q&A with me, Izzy and Jonathan Schmock about our scrappy journey from my ex husband dying to now it's a movie!
deadthefilm.com
deadthefilm.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hear ye, hear ye... there's gonna be 2 new showings of "D(e)ad" at DYNASTY TYPEWRITER 9/21 and 9/22 PLUS a Q&A with me, Izzy and Jonathan Schmock about our scrappy journey from my ex husband dying to now it's a movie!
deadthefilm.com
deadthefilm.com
the "D(e)AD" show at the gramercy was so much fun!
September 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
the "D(e)AD" show at the gramercy was so much fun!
Brooklyn is sold out but there are tix still available for the gramercy 9/16 at deadthefilm.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Brooklyn is sold out but there are tix still available for the gramercy 9/16 at deadthefilm.com
No one can convince me that Skyler Gisondo is younger than 45.
September 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
No one can convince me that Skyler Gisondo is younger than 45.
I love soft things: soft tee shirts, soft skin, soft secession....
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love soft things: soft tee shirts, soft skin, soft secession....
Okay, so I just found out there were literal barrels of crackers. Here I was getting confused that people were defending some kind of pejorative stereotype they used to say on Hee Haw or something.
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Okay, so I just found out there were literal barrels of crackers. Here I was getting confused that people were defending some kind of pejorative stereotype they used to say on Hee Haw or something.
The DSM has now been replaced by A Course in Miracles.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The DSM has now been replaced by A Course in Miracles.
Hey, the CDC just opened up a cool gift shop! You can get candles, incense, some witch stuff, a wizard's cap... let the shaman know your symptoms and he'll prescribe the proper crystals!
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey, the CDC just opened up a cool gift shop! You can get candles, incense, some witch stuff, a wizard's cap... let the shaman know your symptoms and he'll prescribe the proper crystals!
I made a movie with my daughter @izball.bsky.social , my boyfriend @jonathanschmock.bsky.social my son in law @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social also starring @vicmmic.bsky.social my stepdad mark lonow, my mom joanne astrow, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini and CRAIG BIERKO (the craig bierko) info below!
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I made a movie with my daughter @izball.bsky.social , my boyfriend @jonathanschmock.bsky.social my son in law @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social also starring @vicmmic.bsky.social my stepdad mark lonow, my mom joanne astrow, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini and CRAIG BIERKO (the craig bierko) info below!
Like, what I want is Viola Davis to call up the Suicide Squad of the democrats, progressives, socialists, literal communists and go to town. I want Karl Urban to get The Boys together and bring Vought down. (Nerd alert here).
August 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Like, what I want is Viola Davis to call up the Suicide Squad of the democrats, progressives, socialists, literal communists and go to town. I want Karl Urban to get The Boys together and bring Vought down. (Nerd alert here).
Please tell Dean Cain that I revoke his right to opine about Superman. Also, that red scarf can’t hide that fat neck.
August 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Please tell Dean Cain that I revoke his right to opine about Superman. Also, that red scarf can’t hide that fat neck.
Also, Dean Cain is fat now.
August 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Also, Dean Cain is fat now.