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Woo—Hoo. Great way to wrap up the year. Here’s to the many puzzling occurrences coming at us in 2026.
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Woo—Hoo. Great way to wrap up the year. Here’s to the many puzzling occurrences coming at us in 2026.
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December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wordle 1,656 2/6
Woo—Hoo. Great way to wrap up the year. Here’s to the many puzzling occurrences coming at us in 2026.
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Woo—Hoo. Great way to wrap up the year. Here’s to the many puzzling occurrences coming at us in 2026.
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"There is also no need to share these materials with the Goldstein twins next door; we can assure you their data was not affected."
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"We recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (NPMS) that may have compromised your personal data—namely, the thousands of hours of footage we have of when you are sleeping, as well as when you are awake."
The North Pole Has Suffered a Data Breach
Dear Valued Child, This letter was slipped into your stocking to inform you that we recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (N...
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December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"There is also no need to share these materials with the Goldstein twins next door; we can assure you their data was not affected."
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Any of those “free speech warriors” going to speak up about this?
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Any of those “free speech warriors” going to speak up about this?
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Some More Font Upgrades, After Yesterday’s Calibri News www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some More Font Upgrades, After Yesterday’s Calibri News www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Blatant corruption on full display.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blatant corruption on full display.
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"Since you can no longer afford insurance that covers X-rays, I can instead show you the plans for the White House ballroom.”
October 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Since you can no longer afford insurance that covers X-rays, I can instead show you the plans for the White House ballroom.”
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Example #4,569,007 Why "Pro-Life" and "Law & Order" Republicans Are Neither Pro-Life Nor Law & Order:
They are supporting a president who murders innocent fishermen in international waters just for kicks.
They are supporting a president who murders innocent fishermen in international waters just for kicks.
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Example #4,569,007 Why "Pro-Life" and "Law & Order" Republicans Are Neither Pro-Life Nor Law & Order:
They are supporting a president who murders innocent fishermen in international waters just for kicks.
They are supporting a president who murders innocent fishermen in international waters just for kicks.
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“Billionaires against Mamdani”
“Slow and expensive buses”
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“Billionaires against Mamdani”
“Slow and expensive buses”
Too good
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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“Billionaires against Mamdani”
“Slow and expensive buses”
Too good
“Billionaires against Mamdani”
“Slow and expensive buses”
Too good
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.
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I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
Another great one from Brittlestar!
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Another great one from Brittlestar!
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Remember Bill O'Reilly? He still has a job and he just said...this. Let @jimswift.bsky.social take it away:
July 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Remember Bill O'Reilly? He still has a job and he just said...this. Let @jimswift.bsky.social take it away:
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Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
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Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
The ultimate photo bomb
June 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The ultimate photo bomb
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My latest article in The Conversation: The term ‘lone gunman’ ignores the structures that enable violence theconversation.com/the-term-lon...
The term ‘lone gunman’ ignores the structures that enable violence
A scholar of extremism writes that the use of the term often obscures deeper societal issues such as rising political violence and is dangerously simplistic.
theconversation.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My latest article in The Conversation: The term ‘lone gunman’ ignores the structures that enable violence theconversation.com/the-term-lon...
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![I don't have arthritis I have early onset rigor mortis.
[skeleton dancing and a crow or raven]
DearFibromyalgia/Beth](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreido6awtzsa4rmkl3e4hogafuke4r42nwehf6abhsoey6gkdsutf4u@jpeg)
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I need some clarification 🤔🤔🤔 #WTFAmerica #HandsOff
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I need some clarification 🤔🤔🤔 #WTFAmerica #HandsOff