Honchcraig
@craigmar.bsky.social
We must abolish timezones and all live in the golden light of Universal Time
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Honchcraig
@craigmar.bsky.social
· Nov 13
You could say Charles Dickens' children were the result of Charles' dickings
In 39 days, something is going to happen
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 AM
In 39 days, something is going to happen
Jesus Christ, we didn't end up with Kier Starmer, we ended up with Chuck Schumer
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarifies position on the United States using military force to annex Greenland:
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Jesus Christ, we didn't end up with Kier Starmer, we ended up with Chuck Schumer
So much AI shit is predicated on the assumption people don't want to be alive
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
So much AI shit is predicated on the assumption people don't want to be alive
The capacity for understanding context and nuance on this app is extremely low.
You're worried about being replaced by AI? A lot of you are so stupid as to be indistinguishable from it already.
You're worried about being replaced by AI? A lot of you are so stupid as to be indistinguishable from it already.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The capacity for understanding context and nuance on this app is extremely low.
You're worried about being replaced by AI? A lot of you are so stupid as to be indistinguishable from it already.
You're worried about being replaced by AI? A lot of you are so stupid as to be indistinguishable from it already.
Spotify is recommending me a lot of swing music
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Spotify is recommending me a lot of swing music
The "rules based international order" was always a "the law exists to constrain you and protect me" kind of thing. It was never meant to be applied equally.
It was a way to keep weaker countries in line while still feeling civilized. The US doesn't believe in soft power anymore, so here we are.
It was a way to keep weaker countries in line while still feeling civilized. The US doesn't believe in soft power anymore, so here we are.
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The "rules based international order" was always a "the law exists to constrain you and protect me" kind of thing. It was never meant to be applied equally.
It was a way to keep weaker countries in line while still feeling civilized. The US doesn't believe in soft power anymore, so here we are.
It was a way to keep weaker countries in line while still feeling civilized. The US doesn't believe in soft power anymore, so here we are.
In 41 days something is going to happen
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
In 41 days something is going to happen
I love how overemotional and borderline insane Sisko is on DS9
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I love how overemotional and borderline insane Sisko is on DS9
Baldur's Gate for both
Quote this with your favourite game from 1998 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Baldur's Gate for both
It's hard to overstate what a fucking buffoon Matthew Yglesias is.
Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 AM
It's hard to overstate what a fucking buffoon Matthew Yglesias is.
Andrew Yang is uncontested in being the Biggest Idiot In America.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Andrew Yang is uncontested in being the Biggest Idiot In America.
It's fun to dunk on this nothing of a statement, but it's not like Canada can do anything useful here
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It's fun to dunk on this nothing of a statement, but it's not like Canada can do anything useful here
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella can go fuck himself
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella hopes you'll move beyond arguments of "AI slop" in 2026.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi...
Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
www.windowscentral.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella can go fuck himself
This smart fridge can get launched into the river
This smart fridge wants to solve the hassle of grocery shopping
GE’s new smart fridge wants to help you shop for groceries
The $5,000 fridge can scan your groceries
buff.ly
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This smart fridge can get launched into the river
People learning some production terms for TV shows/movies/video games has been a disaster for media discourse.
Just because you know what the word "framing" means doesn't mean you understand anything about making a TV show.
Just because you know what the word "framing" means doesn't mean you understand anything about making a TV show.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
People learning some production terms for TV shows/movies/video games has been a disaster for media discourse.
Just because you know what the word "framing" means doesn't mean you understand anything about making a TV show.
Just because you know what the word "framing" means doesn't mean you understand anything about making a TV show.
So Stranger Things was, ultimately, a show about the 45 characters sitting around a room explaining the plot of Stranger Things to each other. Cool...
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
So Stranger Things was, ultimately, a show about the 45 characters sitting around a room explaining the plot of Stranger Things to each other. Cool...
Fallout season 2: Macaulay Culkin is not very good and the Legion look like mid tier cosplayers
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Fallout season 2: Macaulay Culkin is not very good and the Legion look like mid tier cosplayers
The Dangonronpa games would be five minutes long if the writing wasn't so repetitive and circular.
Monokuma rules, though.
Monokuma rules, though.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The Dangonronpa games would be five minutes long if the writing wasn't so repetitive and circular.
Monokuma rules, though.
Monokuma rules, though.
I have a skeleton hiding inside me and I'm full of blood
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I have a skeleton hiding inside me and I'm full of blood
STALKER 2 is a game where a three foot tall mutant in a trenchcoat will throw a barrel at you and it clips through the wall and likey you and it's awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
STALKER 2 is a game where a three foot tall mutant in a trenchcoat will throw a barrel at you and it clips through the wall and likey you and it's awesome.
STALKER 2 is a game about bleeding to death because you jumped over the wrong kind of fence and it's awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
STALKER 2 is a game about bleeding to death because you jumped over the wrong kind of fence and it's awesome.
STALKER 2 is a game about walking around for a very long time and then getting killed by a thing you couldn't see and it's awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
STALKER 2 is a game about walking around for a very long time and then getting killed by a thing you couldn't see and it's awesome.
It's stupid that it's Thursday
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It's stupid that it's Thursday
I've blocked over 3000 accounts
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I've blocked over 3000 accounts