Craig Fay
@craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian and host of the podcast The Villain Was Right.
Sophomore album “Performance Review” available now.
Sophomore album “Performance Review” available now.
Just recalled this line that came to me in a dream, without any context :
“It is important to remember that, at the time, the name ‘McTitties’ did not mean what it does today”
“It is important to remember that, at the time, the name ‘McTitties’ did not mean what it does today”
May 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just recalled this line that came to me in a dream, without any context :
“It is important to remember that, at the time, the name ‘McTitties’ did not mean what it does today”
“It is important to remember that, at the time, the name ‘McTitties’ did not mean what it does today”
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I was just in the park and I saw a teenage boy (about 14) reach into his pant pocket and pull out a loose slice of cheese pizza.
Grey sweatpants, out comes a full unprotected, verticle slice of pizza.
Then yelled "FUCK, the tomato sauce got everywhere"
... Teenage boys are true chaos demons.
Grey sweatpants, out comes a full unprotected, verticle slice of pizza.
Then yelled "FUCK, the tomato sauce got everywhere"
... Teenage boys are true chaos demons.
May 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was just in the park and I saw a teenage boy (about 14) reach into his pant pocket and pull out a loose slice of cheese pizza.
Grey sweatpants, out comes a full unprotected, verticle slice of pizza.
Then yelled "FUCK, the tomato sauce got everywhere"
... Teenage boys are true chaos demons.
Grey sweatpants, out comes a full unprotected, verticle slice of pizza.
Then yelled "FUCK, the tomato sauce got everywhere"
... Teenage boys are true chaos demons.
Me watching Andor
“I simply would not have allowed a Sith Lord rise to the highest political office in the Galactic Republic.”
“I simply would not have allowed a Sith Lord rise to the highest political office in the Galactic Republic.”
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me watching Andor
“I simply would not have allowed a Sith Lord rise to the highest political office in the Galactic Republic.”
“I simply would not have allowed a Sith Lord rise to the highest political office in the Galactic Republic.”
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Business emails: We just use the standard font. Roboto or Helvetica. We don't even know how to change that.
Spam emails somehow:
Spam emails somehow:
April 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Business emails: We just use the standard font. Roboto or Helvetica. We don't even know how to change that.
Spam emails somehow:
Spam emails somehow:
Guested on this podcast and awakened my inner tyrant
Got to chat to 1/2 of the very funny Villain Was Right podcast
@craigfaycomedy.bsky.social about how they would rule their own country
He banned cruise ships!😥🛳️
Do people hate cruise ships? That's new information to me but I get it.
#podcast
pod.link/1611976417/e...
@craigfaycomedy.bsky.social about how they would rule their own country
He banned cruise ships!😥🛳️
Do people hate cruise ships? That's new information to me but I get it.
#podcast
pod.link/1611976417/e...
The Tyrant In Training Podcast
The Tyrant In Training Podcast is a weekly comedy podcast which asks guests what they would do as a tyrant of their own country.
Guests answer questions such as what official title they are to to kno...
pod.link
April 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Guested on this podcast and awakened my inner tyrant
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📣 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 📣
I'm going to be filming a comedy special in Toronto on April 16th on a double bill with friend and hilarious comedian @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
One ticket price and you get to see two comedy specials from some fun lads. Please come!
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
I'm going to be filming a comedy special in Toronto on April 16th on a double bill with friend and hilarious comedian @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
One ticket price and you get to see two comedy specials from some fun lads. Please come!
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
March 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
📣 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 📣
I'm going to be filming a comedy special in Toronto on April 16th on a double bill with friend and hilarious comedian @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
One ticket price and you get to see two comedy specials from some fun lads. Please come!
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
I'm going to be filming a comedy special in Toronto on April 16th on a double bill with friend and hilarious comedian @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
One ticket price and you get to see two comedy specials from some fun lads. Please come!
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
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COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING 🔥🔥🔥
Our award winning podcast hosts @ivimey.bsky.social & @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social are filming comedy specials in Toronto on April 16!
One ticket price for double the ha's. Don't miss out.
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
Our award winning podcast hosts @ivimey.bsky.social & @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social are filming comedy specials in Toronto on April 16!
One ticket price for double the ha's. Don't miss out.
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING 🔥🔥🔥
Our award winning podcast hosts @ivimey.bsky.social & @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social are filming comedy specials in Toronto on April 16!
One ticket price for double the ha's. Don't miss out.
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
Our award winning podcast hosts @ivimey.bsky.social & @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social are filming comedy specials in Toronto on April 16!
One ticket price for double the ha's. Don't miss out.
Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
🎵 Hot crossed buns
Hot crossed buns
4.99 a dozen
5.99 a dozen
Inflations a bitch 🎵
Hot crossed buns
4.99 a dozen
5.99 a dozen
Inflations a bitch 🎵
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
🎵 Hot crossed buns
Hot crossed buns
4.99 a dozen
5.99 a dozen
Inflations a bitch 🎵
Hot crossed buns
4.99 a dozen
5.99 a dozen
Inflations a bitch 🎵
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
Just hanging out tonight and don’t know how else to say this but, is tonight Sapphic Valentines?
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just hanging out tonight and don’t know how else to say this but, is tonight Sapphic Valentines?
“Hey hey, it’s the MORNING DRIVE with Peterson and the Rizz reminding you to make your bed and that vegetables are for pussies. *airhorn* Now strap in cause we got the latest from 3 Days Grace right after this word from our sponsor…”
Jordan Peterson’s intelligence level is correctly categorized among shock jocks or youth pastors, not ~philosophers~
March 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“Hey hey, it’s the MORNING DRIVE with Peterson and the Rizz reminding you to make your bed and that vegetables are for pussies. *airhorn* Now strap in cause we got the latest from 3 Days Grace right after this word from our sponsor…”
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A message to our podcast listeners.
March 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A message to our podcast listeners.
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Had to gently explain to my fiancé that “the weird guy from all those Wes Anderson movies” was not as specific a description as he may have thought.
March 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Had to gently explain to my fiancé that “the weird guy from all those Wes Anderson movies” was not as specific a description as he may have thought.
Oh, so they’re going to make us the 51st state?!
Just wait u til they find out you can’t get Hulu up here.
Just wait u til they find out you can’t get Hulu up here.
March 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh, so they’re going to make us the 51st state?!
Just wait u til they find out you can’t get Hulu up here.
Just wait u til they find out you can’t get Hulu up here.
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Come visit our co-creator @wordsofdiana.bsky.social at Toronto Comic Con to get a signed copy of her book "Sex Lives Of Superheroes".
March 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Come visit our co-creator @wordsofdiana.bsky.social at Toronto Comic Con to get a signed copy of her book "Sex Lives Of Superheroes".
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The slogan for Jameson Whiskey should be "Jameson, the free shot you do with a bartender when they decide you're cool"
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The slogan for Jameson Whiskey should be "Jameson, the free shot you do with a bartender when they decide you're cool"
Somewhere, in a tiny little bar, the best musician you’ve never heard is pouring their heart out while someone scooches past the stage to get to the bathroom.
March 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Somewhere, in a tiny little bar, the best musician you’ve never heard is pouring their heart out while someone scooches past the stage to get to the bathroom.
I’m just saying, the severed floor got a lot more work done before they put Milchick in charge.
February 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m just saying, the severed floor got a lot more work done before they put Milchick in charge.
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Mr bad Dr. Fineburg, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
February 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mr bad Dr. Fineburg, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
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If you say it fast and pronounce “Reno” like the city you’ll sound like Ned Flanders
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you say it fast and pronounce “Reno” like the city you’ll sound like Ned Flanders
Saw this and thought “why is it so cold in Nevada?”
January 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Saw this and thought “why is it so cold in Nevada?”
Up there with Peter Parker for having aunts/uncles that show the fuck up.
I know I should have asked sooner, but who the hell are Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s parents?
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Up there with Peter Parker for having aunts/uncles that show the fuck up.
Gonna open a restaurant called “Tzatziki Tsar”
January 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gonna open a restaurant called “Tzatziki Tsar”
This guy is such a curmudgeon. If he was an overpriced Italian sports car he’d be a Miserati.
January 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This guy is such a curmudgeon. If he was an overpriced Italian sports car he’d be a Miserati.