✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️
@craigary.bsky.social
Scribe and comic writer. MFA. Producer of content (how romantic). Former editor for GreenCine. Wrote on film/TV for Variety. Opinions=my own. Cat wrangler. he/him.
“I didn’t inhale…children.”
BREAKING:
Sen. Van Hollen: "Did you in fact make the visit to Jeffrey Epstein's private island?"
Trump Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick: "I did have lunch with him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me … We had lunch on the island. That is true. For an hour."
Sen. Van Hollen: "Did you in fact make the visit to Jeffrey Epstein's private island?"
Trump Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick: "I did have lunch with him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me … We had lunch on the island. That is true. For an hour."
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
“I didn’t inhale…children.”
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This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.
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That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
Did anyone else notice the product placement/company promo near the end of the last Abbott Elementary? Because I didn’t love it!
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Did anyone else notice the product placement/company promo near the end of the last Abbott Elementary? Because I didn’t love it!
Elmo needs to get off of X
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Elmo needs to get off of X
But that account has a blue check which I’m sure on X, as it always did on Twitter, still means that they are a real and verified person of note and thus should be taken seriously!
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
But that account has a blue check which I’m sure on X, as it always did on Twitter, still means that they are a real and verified person of note and thus should be taken seriously!
Trevor Semien? 🤔
But anyway, I am assuming the point above was that if Bo Nix hadn’t gotten hurt at end of Bills game, they’d beat Pats (hard to argue) and make this a better SB (that one no one can prove but also hard to argue, tho they’d probably lose).
But anyway, I am assuming the point above was that if Bo Nix hadn’t gotten hurt at end of Bills game, they’d beat Pats (hard to argue) and make this a better SB (that one no one can prove but also hard to argue, tho they’d probably lose).
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Trevor Semien? 🤔
But anyway, I am assuming the point above was that if Bo Nix hadn’t gotten hurt at end of Bills game, they’d beat Pats (hard to argue) and make this a better SB (that one no one can prove but also hard to argue, tho they’d probably lose).
But anyway, I am assuming the point above was that if Bo Nix hadn’t gotten hurt at end of Bills game, they’d beat Pats (hard to argue) and make this a better SB (that one no one can prove but also hard to argue, tho they’d probably lose).
Cris Collinsworth until two minutes ago:
“It’s still a game, it’s still a game!”
“It’s still a game, it’s still a game!”
homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Cris Collinsworth until two minutes ago:
“It’s still a game, it’s still a game!”
“It’s still a game, it’s still a game!”
Just dreaming of that parallel sliding door where Bo Nix doesn’t fracture his ankle at end of Bills game. 😢Not convinced they’d win this game or anything but pretty sure they’d have made this a better game to watch at least. Ah well!
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Just dreaming of that parallel sliding door where Bo Nix doesn’t fracture his ankle at end of Bills game. 😢Not convinced they’d win this game or anything but pretty sure they’d have made this a better game to watch at least. Ah well!
Bad Bunny? More like Good Butt-y, amirite??
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Bad Bunny? More like Good Butt-y, amirite??
For that matter, “Uncanny Valley Donuts: Is America Dying?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
For that matter, “Uncanny Valley Donuts: Is America Dying?”
Nice to have the cancer medicine/health care ad follow right after the “Jesus gets us and will save us” ad
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Nice to have the cancer medicine/health care ad follow right after the “Jesus gets us and will save us” ad
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
So far Drake Maye looks overmatched and not ready for prime time while Sam Darnold is seeing ghosts and not making Vikings fans miss him the way they did most of the season.
Good defenses but this exactly isn’t reminding people of Brees-Manning/Montana-Marino (so far).
Good defenses but this exactly isn’t reminding people of Brees-Manning/Montana-Marino (so far).
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
So far Drake Maye looks overmatched and not ready for prime time while Sam Darnold is seeing ghosts and not making Vikings fans miss him the way they did most of the season.
Good defenses but this exactly isn’t reminding people of Brees-Manning/Montana-Marino (so far).
Good defenses but this exactly isn’t reminding people of Brees-Manning/Montana-Marino (so far).
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Green Day Packers
Green Day should win the Super Bowl tbh
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Green Day Packers
I wonder if King Don is also mad about Green Day singing a song called American Idiot. “Is this ugly unpatriotic song making fun of me?” On the other hand maybe because they’re a band of white dudes he didn’t pay attention, or asked why they couldn’t play the alt TPUSA halftime show?
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I wonder if King Don is also mad about Green Day singing a song called American Idiot. “Is this ugly unpatriotic song making fun of me?” On the other hand maybe because they’re a band of white dudes he didn’t pay attention, or asked why they couldn’t play the alt TPUSA halftime show?
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
this sounds like an amazing opportunity on Upwork (...not to do the job, but to make a movie about the guy hiring for this job, and the wife)
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this sounds like an amazing opportunity on Upwork (...not to do the job, but to make a movie about the guy hiring for this job, and the wife)
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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Watched Running Man. As I note in this quickie review it’s not perfect but has cathartic anarchic energy that works well in this moment we’re in. With some very well-crafted action sequences. boxd.it/d2yFsv
A ★★★½ review of The Running Man (2025)
While it’s maybe not as fun as many other Edgar wright films have been, it’s still way more fun than the cringy original and definitely has that “Molotov cocktail lobbed at capitalism” energy that fee...
boxd.it
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Watched Running Man. As I note in this quickie review it’s not perfect but has cathartic anarchic energy that works well in this moment we’re in. With some very well-crafted action sequences. boxd.it/d2yFsv
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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🆘 Euth List - Sweet Melo
Meet Melo!
At first, fear made him freeze, pancake & refuse 2walk, he’s had no experience w/the outside world. But w/time & patience, he's begun to gain confidence. He now goes on walks & he even breaks into little zoomies in the yard.
Pls Share 🙏
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Meet Melo!
At first, fear made him freeze, pancake & refuse 2walk, he’s had no experience w/the outside world. But w/time & patience, he's begun to gain confidence. He now goes on walks & he even breaks into little zoomies in the yard.
Pls Share 🙏
Reposts save lives!
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🆘 Euth List - Sweet Melo
Meet Melo!
At first, fear made him freeze, pancake & refuse 2walk, he’s had no experience w/the outside world. But w/time & patience, he's begun to gain confidence. He now goes on walks & he even breaks into little zoomies in the yard.
Pls Share 🙏
Reposts save lives!
Meet Melo!
At first, fear made him freeze, pancake & refuse 2walk, he’s had no experience w/the outside world. But w/time & patience, he's begun to gain confidence. He now goes on walks & he even breaks into little zoomies in the yard.
Pls Share 🙏
Reposts save lives!
Me watching the new Muppet Show and scanning all the more obscure bit player Muppet characters
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Me watching the new Muppet Show and scanning all the more obscure bit player Muppet characters
Are you guys excited to see the new movie Statham Shelter
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Are you guys excited to see the new movie Statham Shelter