✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️
@craigary.bsky.social
Scribe and comic writer. MFA. Producer of content (how romantic). Former editor for GreenCine. Wrote on film/TV for Variety. Opinions=my own. Cat wrangler. he/him.
The good news: I'm finally starting to hear back from some jobs I'd applied for awhile back.
The bad news is just that they are:
REJECTIONS.
But I'd still rather hear back to have closure and keep moving on, even if these are form letters.
The bad news is just that they are:
REJECTIONS.
But I'd still rather hear back to have closure and keep moving on, even if these are form letters.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The good news: I'm finally starting to hear back from some jobs I'd applied for awhile back.
The bad news is just that they are:
REJECTIONS.
But I'd still rather hear back to have closure and keep moving on, even if these are form letters.
The bad news is just that they are:
REJECTIONS.
But I'd still rather hear back to have closure and keep moving on, even if these are form letters.
With respect Uncle Chuck, let others do the fighting who can keep fighting. And:
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
With respect Uncle Chuck, let others do the fighting who can keep fighting. And:
Chai playing his mouse game and virtually killing mice
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Chai playing his mouse game and virtually killing mice
Chai loves his iPad Mouse for Cats game. The only problem is when it flips out of the game and into a different app.
I’m not kidding, he almost sent an email earlier.
But it’s worth it!
I’m not kidding, he almost sent an email earlier.
But it’s worth it!
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Chai loves his iPad Mouse for Cats game. The only problem is when it flips out of the game and into a different app.
I’m not kidding, he almost sent an email earlier.
But it’s worth it!
I’m not kidding, he almost sent an email earlier.
But it’s worth it!
Happy Caturday! Did I mention that my cats have created their own Instagram account now? They’re trying to get more followers than me, the little jerks! www.instagram.com/catscakeandc...
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy Caturday! Did I mention that my cats have created their own Instagram account now? They’re trying to get more followers than me, the little jerks! www.instagram.com/catscakeandc...
Love Maya Hawke so much lol
Amy Poehler:
Did your mom give you any advice about working with Quentin (Tarantino)?
Maya: keep your shoes on.
Amy Poehler:
Did your mom give you any advice about working with Quentin (Tarantino)?
Maya: keep your shoes on.
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Love Maya Hawke so much lol
Amy Poehler:
Did your mom give you any advice about working with Quentin (Tarantino)?
Maya: keep your shoes on.
Amy Poehler:
Did your mom give you any advice about working with Quentin (Tarantino)?
Maya: keep your shoes on.
New idea for a cat chew toy (that I’m trademarking! ™️) A chew toy that looks exactly like headphones and charger cables.
For certain totally innocent kitties that like to chew on many things
For certain totally innocent kitties that like to chew on many things
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
New idea for a cat chew toy (that I’m trademarking! ™️) A chew toy that looks exactly like headphones and charger cables.
For certain totally innocent kitties that like to chew on many things
For certain totally innocent kitties that like to chew on many things
Sorry uh Fox Sports but this needs a fricking asterisk next to the first line. 🗑️
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sorry uh Fox Sports but this needs a fricking asterisk next to the first line. 🗑️
Our possibly a vampire cat Chai and his sleepy victim fren Cake wish you a happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Our possibly a vampire cat Chai and his sleepy victim fren Cake wish you a happy Halloween
Cake has pooped out in the pile of tiles. I wish I could do that now too!
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cake has pooped out in the pile of tiles. I wish I could do that now too!
I feel like Canada has much more to be happier about right now than we do, or at least than I do, so it’s a little selfish to want your team to win a World Series JUST MHO
(This isn’t my cat but looks like Cake so close enough)
(This isn’t my cat but looks like Cake so close enough)
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I feel like Canada has much more to be happier about right now than we do, or at least than I do, so it’s a little selfish to want your team to win a World Series JUST MHO
(This isn’t my cat but looks like Cake so close enough)
(This isn’t my cat but looks like Cake so close enough)
Also my cat Chai is a fan of Lowdown too!
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Also my cat Chai is a fan of Lowdown too!
Not related to ice or anything bigger but just want to point out it took four SFPD cops to arrest a babbling homeless man (maybe he did something else too; to be fair I wasn’t at the start, but still… come on.)
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not related to ice or anything bigger but just want to point out it took four SFPD cops to arrest a babbling homeless man (maybe he did something else too; to be fair I wasn’t at the start, but still… come on.)
Rewatching War Games and it just flashed into my brain that my very first on screen crush as a kid was Ally Sheedy, in this movie! Yes indeed.
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Rewatching War Games and it just flashed into my brain that my very first on screen crush as a kid was Ally Sheedy, in this movie! Yes indeed.
Manuka honey from New Zealand is the best honey I’ve ever tasted. What’s your secret over there kiwis? You letting the bees watch Flight of the Conchords in their hives or something?
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Manuka honey from New Zealand is the best honey I’ve ever tasted. What’s your secret over there kiwis? You letting the bees watch Flight of the Conchords in their hives or something?
This image needs to be hammered home every day and journalists need to start asking about it. As others have said, even worse atrocities are being committed against human beings, but this is a deeply disturbing and highly symbolic image that should resonate with every American. #WhiteHouse
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This image needs to be hammered home every day and journalists need to start asking about it. As others have said, even worse atrocities are being committed against human beings, but this is a deeply disturbing and highly symbolic image that should resonate with every American. #WhiteHouse
I’ve been to all the Human Banner protests they’ve organized (really well) here at Ocean Beach in SF during King Donald reign and this is BY FAR the biggest turnout. I can tell just by eyeballs, it’s so big they have too many to form one sign. Tremendous turnout.
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve been to all the Human Banner protests they’ve organized (really well) here at Ocean Beach in SF during King Donald reign and this is BY FAR the biggest turnout. I can tell just by eyeballs, it’s so big they have too many to form one sign. Tremendous turnout.
I redid this meme to reflect how my inner critic works when I’m trying to finish a damned draft without getting stuck editing it to death. This ad infinitum:
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I redid this meme to reflect how my inner critic works when I’m trying to finish a damned draft without getting stuck editing it to death. This ad infinitum:
My favorite adorably annoying elderly people thing: having phone on speakerphone but STILL holding it up to face as normal, or even better (I’ve had family do this to me) switching phone to FaceTime and then holding up to face and mouth like normal so I can see every wrinkle and count teeth
October 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My favorite adorably annoying elderly people thing: having phone on speakerphone but STILL holding it up to face as normal, or even better (I’ve had family do this to me) switching phone to FaceTime and then holding up to face and mouth like normal so I can see every wrinkle and count teeth
Man Slow Horses really puts Ho through a sad ringer this season but adds empathetic layers to the pathetic in episode 3.
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Man Slow Horses really puts Ho through a sad ringer this season but adds empathetic layers to the pathetic in episode 3.
Fun fact: the old house we are temporarily staying in has a storage full of props from the original Godfather.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fun fact: the old house we are temporarily staying in has a storage full of props from the original Godfather.