Bluejay
@cptmcpirate.bsky.social
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I like books and music and video essays and reading Wikipedia articles.
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I like books and music and video essays and reading Wikipedia articles.
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Cold angel hair pasta at 3am is a jam not to be missed.
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Cold angel hair pasta at 3am is a jam not to be missed.
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america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
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Happy Boulder Day, friends!
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Happy Boulder Day, friends!
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Inspiring the youth
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Inspiring the youth
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thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle!
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle!
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
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Under communism there will be no blowjobs, just blowcommunity
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Under communism there will be no blowjobs, just blowcommunity
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Jucika's birthday is February 11th by the way, she'll be 69 years old. Just so you know :)
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Jucika's birthday is February 11th by the way, she'll be 69 years old. Just so you know :)
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it's hardly an extreme opinion to believe that people who mass abduct children should be put on an island and hunted for sport by those children's parents, your honor
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
it's hardly an extreme opinion to believe that people who mass abduct children should be put on an island and hunted for sport by those children's parents, your honor
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“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
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party rock isnt in the house like it used to and it shows
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
party rock isnt in the house like it used to and it shows
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Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
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Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
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Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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🎈Happy 80th Birthday Dolly Parton!🎈
#Music career highlights:
25 #1 songs
41 Top-10 country albums--a record for any artist
110 charted singles
Composed >3,000 songs
11 Grammys
Inductee, Country Music & Rock & Roll HOF
7 consecutive decades with Top 10 country albums (1968-2023)
Absolute #legend
#Music career highlights:
25 #1 songs
41 Top-10 country albums--a record for any artist
110 charted singles
Composed >3,000 songs
11 Grammys
Inductee, Country Music & Rock & Roll HOF
7 consecutive decades with Top 10 country albums (1968-2023)
Absolute #legend
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Idk, maybe the best pocketable console in history?
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Idk, maybe the best pocketable console in history?
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Don't judge your art too harshly.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Don't judge your art too harshly.
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Ban us from the olympics.
The US is an authoritarian state that abuses its own citizens, antagonizes its allied nations, and repeatedly makes a mockery of the foundations of democracy.
We have lost the privilege to compete in an international sporting event.
The US is an authoritarian state that abuses its own citizens, antagonizes its allied nations, and repeatedly makes a mockery of the foundations of democracy.
We have lost the privilege to compete in an international sporting event.
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ban us from the olympics.
The US is an authoritarian state that abuses its own citizens, antagonizes its allied nations, and repeatedly makes a mockery of the foundations of democracy.
We have lost the privilege to compete in an international sporting event.
The US is an authoritarian state that abuses its own citizens, antagonizes its allied nations, and repeatedly makes a mockery of the foundations of democracy.
We have lost the privilege to compete in an international sporting event.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1767
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1767
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28 years later: The Boner Temple
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
28 years later: The Boner Temple
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girl are you 28 Years Later because I want to take you to the bone temple
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
girl are you 28 Years Later because I want to take you to the bone temple