Pericardium
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me
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My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?
Make something.
Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.
It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
Make something.
Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.
It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?
Make something.
Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.
It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
Make something.
Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.
It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
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YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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🔲 Deactivate from torment nexus
✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
October 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
🔲 Deactivate from torment nexus
✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
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how to deactivate torment nexus
torment nexus deactivation tutorial
torment nexus deactivation tutorial working 2025
deactivate torment nexus no survey
torment nexus deactivation tutorial
torment nexus deactivation tutorial working 2025
deactivate torment nexus no survey
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
how to deactivate torment nexus
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deactivate torment nexus no survey
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deactivate torment nexus no survey
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
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(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery
Etsy witch hexes are about to see some major inflation. For more information, google Etsy witch inflation hex
Etsy witches do not fuck around. 2-3 business days or your money back.
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Etsy witch hexes are about to see some major inflation. For more information, google Etsy witch inflation hex
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The image that inspired my most popular comic.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The image that inspired my most popular comic.
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I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally
July 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally
Do not fear. She's still aroace
June 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Do not fear. She's still aroace
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #wildbow #parahumans #wormwebserial #art #myart #tattletale #lisawilbourn #skitter #taylorhebert #pride #pridemonth
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
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i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreigeiow7rb3igj4bpav5cztvhkqhprrj2vi75onmkfrxh27fdiqp5i@jpeg)
April 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys