cowplushie.bsky.social
@cowplushie.bsky.social
it/he
cow/boy/goonstock
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wandering the earth like akuma because you got too good at domming and nobody bothers trying anymore
August 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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The three types of hypno subs

"Being tranced and relaxed is hot"
"Being told what to do is hot"
"Existential crisis of identity and choice are hot"
August 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I DARE YOU TO RUIN YOUR LIFE, LOSER:

I DARE YOU TO BECOME A PERMA-BATOR.
I DARE YOU TO BECOME A FAT SWEATY WEEB.
I DARE YOU TO BECOME A GOONER NEET.

DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW. YOU DESERVE TO BE RUINED. YOU DESERVE TO BE DOWNSHIFTED. YOU DESERVE TO BE MADE WORSE.
May 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Trust me bro, being an anime weeb life-failure is cool.

Trust me bro, being a fat plastic-bator is super hot.

Trust me bro, ruining your life as a pudgy perma-gooner is super alpha.

Trust me bro, keep downshifting, keep getting worse...
May 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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buy a vr headset and beam gooner hypno directly into your mindfucked brain while you chug shakes and get fatter
February 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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just went to mcdonald’s. I made a new year’s resolution to try to eat at mcdonald’s more often. with all the combos and meal deals they have on offer these days, it seems irresponsible not to
February 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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proud to announce @cowplushie.bsky.social is no longer a person.

for years it's prioritized fattening and dumbing to integrate into the goonherd. now it can relax into braindead hypnofapping.
February 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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every thing that makes me human turning to soft sweet plush before my eyes
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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New years resolutions
January 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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pumping four times a day (minimum), soaking through nursing pads and waking up in puddles ,

and anyway you can keep that in your head when you get your first little ecstatic dribbles of sweet cream making wet spots on your shirt ,
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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disbelief
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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the price we pay for soft smooth mochi tummy
January 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Go ahead, "casually" call your friend "Sir". Say "thank you" when that dude completely destroys you in a video game. Say "yes" to his idea, or offer to pay for something he wants. Don't be afraid to be yourself. After all, you admire him.

He deserves it, and so do you.
November 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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We can be a little slutty on a Sunday. As a treat
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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Your belly keeps spilling lower, always out of breath. The waddle is getting embarrassing. Worries fill your mind until you inhale deep and I remind you: dogs don’t worry, they eat. You were never really human, different rules apply. Your tummy can rest on the ground and it will only make you cuter.
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM