wandering the earth like akuma because you got too good at domming and nobody bothers trying anymore

i could use this for a semester at a time

pumping four times a day (minimum), soaking through nursing pads and waking up in puddles ,

and anyway you can keep that in your head when you get your first little ecstatic dribbles of sweet cream making wet spots on your shirt ,

Your belly keeps spilling lower, always out of breath. The waddle is getting embarrassing. Worries fill your mind until you inhale deep and I remind you: dogs don’t worry, they eat. You were never really human, different rules apply. Your tummy can rest on the ground and it will only make you cuter.