Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
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Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I see I’ve got a BUNCH of new followers here on Flapper.
Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!
Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.
Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!
Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.
Stickball team is getting together tonight for an off season party.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stickball team is getting together tonight for an off season party.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
I’ve already started cramming the gummbleies into me.
Gonna be a night.
Follow for hot and spicy seducktion tips.
Wait WAIT.
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wait WAIT.
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
Is it controlled ASSETS highway or controlled ACCESS highway?!
And if it’s access, is it ACCESS TO THE ASSETS??!!!
The referee almost passed out. Another guy couldn’t skate off the ice and could barely undress himself afterward. Another guy threw up in THREE garbage cans and a terlet. AND I SPILLED MY VANILLA COKE ON MY NUTS AND NOW MY NUTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA COKE.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The referee almost passed out. Another guy couldn’t skate off the ice and could barely undress himself afterward. Another guy threw up in THREE garbage cans and a terlet. AND I SPILLED MY VANILLA COKE ON MY NUTS AND NOW MY NUTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA COKE.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
This was a fucking wild night at stick puck.
OH FUCK ITS LURSA!!!!!
1931, the Graf Zeppelin flying over Amsterdam, Koningsplein and Leidsestraat.
I'm obsessed with airships.
Still annoyed I missed their golden era.
I'm obsessed with airships.
Still annoyed I missed their golden era.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OH FUCK ITS LURSA!!!!!
Well — I can vouch it doesn’t end HIJINX.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well — I can vouch it doesn’t end HIJINX.
It’s all these tiny mittens.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s all these tiny mittens.
So wait.
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So wait.
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?
I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!
Game 7 of Terran Spaceball Series.
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Game 7 of Terran Spaceball Series.
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!
I like their style!!!
HAPPY HOLLOWIENER EVERYONE!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
HAPPY HOLLOWIENER EVERYONE!!!!
Does anyone have one of those old Borg Inspector shirts I can borrow?
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does anyone have one of those old Borg Inspector shirts I can borrow?
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
I’ve been calling them Hubley Louis and the Nudes for all 8 damned years I dun been HERE!!!
Huey Lewis And The News - Doing It All For My Baby
Huey Lewis And The News - Doing It All For My Baby
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October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ve been calling them Hubley Louis and the Nudes for all 8 damned years I dun been HERE!!!
Has anyone ever … ya know … done goat before?
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Has anyone ever … ya know … done goat before?
Anyone doing anything for Terran North People Thankshaving?
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Anyone doing anything for Terran North People Thankshaving?
It should be clear now why Terrans ❤️ BJs.
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It should be clear now why Terrans ❤️ BJs.
Thought I was going to a Terran crab buffet tonight.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thought I was going to a Terran crab buffet tonight.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
Turns out I was asked to go to a cabaret.
Which is neither a crab buffet nor a kind of blood wine apparently.
You guys got any of that Costco poutine?
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You guys got any of that Costco poutine?
Well gang it’s Friday night which means it’s time to get pumpkinned out of my Gorg.
Let’s hit my BMs hard tonight!
I’ll shove any and all queries deep inside my brain gestation station!!
Let’s hit my BMs hard tonight!
I’ll shove any and all queries deep inside my brain gestation station!!
September 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well gang it’s Friday night which means it’s time to get pumpkinned out of my Gorg.
Let’s hit my BMs hard tonight!
I’ll shove any and all queries deep inside my brain gestation station!!
Let’s hit my BMs hard tonight!
I’ll shove any and all queries deep inside my brain gestation station!!
My bowels are as loose as marbles in a jar.
September 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My bowels are as loose as marbles in a jar.
Note to self: new sche— er, investment opportunity …
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Porny Express.
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Porny Express.
September 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Note to self: new sche— er, investment opportunity …
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Porny Express.
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Porny Express.
Guys I need help.
I am pitching a Muppet named Sir Cumstances to Terran teevee boss people next week.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!!!
I am pitching a Muppet named Sir Cumstances to Terran teevee boss people next week.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Guys I need help.
I am pitching a Muppet named Sir Cumstances to Terran teevee boss people next week.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!!!
I am pitching a Muppet named Sir Cumstances to Terran teevee boss people next week.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!!!
Yous guys wanna get hammered and play Megan Man 3?
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yous guys wanna get hammered and play Megan Man 3?
Hello yes. I am commander Sponk and I believe you have a Horta for me.
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hello yes. I am commander Sponk and I believe you have a Horta for me.
So, turns out that “ASS-SIMULATED” does not mean what I thought it meant.
August 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
So, turns out that “ASS-SIMULATED” does not mean what I thought it meant.
INLNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE ALL THAT COYOTE!!!!!!??!!
August 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
INLNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE ALL THAT COYOTE!!!!!!??!!