Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
WHY ARE THERE TINY TIM CRUTCHES ON THE WALL??!’nb
Temporal Mail Serice finally got their shit together and my KLCC shirt arrived on the doorstep of the garage yesterday.
How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!
How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Temporal Mail Serice finally got their shit together and my KLCC shirt arrived on the doorstep of the garage yesterday.
How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!
How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!
We all know the Coach and Cuz: Trek Through Time expansion set was the best!
July 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We all know the Coach and Cuz: Trek Through Time expansion set was the best!
OH MAN, there are a smouldering hot ass ton of these!
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
OH MAN, there are a smouldering hot ass ton of these!
Wait. WAIT.
Is this … is this porn … live … set to dance music … and slightly scrambled … at the … Sea Horse.
Blue Nuit … just like when we first landed on Earth 25 years back.
Is this … is this porn … live … set to dance music … and slightly scrambled … at the … Sea Horse.
Blue Nuit … just like when we first landed on Earth 25 years back.
July 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wait. WAIT.
Is this … is this porn … live … set to dance music … and slightly scrambled … at the … Sea Horse.
Blue Nuit … just like when we first landed on Earth 25 years back.
Is this … is this porn … live … set to dance music … and slightly scrambled … at the … Sea Horse.
Blue Nuit … just like when we first landed on Earth 25 years back.
Yeah that’s the guy. My favourite Terran theatricalator.
June 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yeah that’s the guy. My favourite Terran theatricalator.
*types on innertubes*
Yeah — like this:
Yeah — like this:
June 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
*types on innertubes*
Yeah — like this:
Yeah — like this:
Oh OHHH YES. Let’s do this one where I look like Sky Blu. I was so young and hawt.
That was before I buffed up thanks to my all-cheese diet.
That was before I buffed up thanks to my all-cheese diet.
May 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh OHHH YES. Let’s do this one where I look like Sky Blu. I was so young and hawt.
That was before I buffed up thanks to my all-cheese diet.
That was before I buffed up thanks to my all-cheese diet.
And THIS happened to me!!!! Thank Fuck’lhr for that reverse the neutron flow machine thing we found to send me back to my more youthful and supple body!
May 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
And THIS happened to me!!!! Thank Fuck’lhr for that reverse the neutron flow machine thing we found to send me back to my more youthful and supple body!
WHAT?? Fine. Fine fine fine.
Brad! BRAAAAAAD!! Shut it down bud!!! Leave it parked ‘round the back of the garage.
Brad! BRAAAAAAD!! Shut it down bud!!! Leave it parked ‘round the back of the garage.
May 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
WHAT?? Fine. Fine fine fine.
Brad! BRAAAAAAD!! Shut it down bud!!! Leave it parked ‘round the back of the garage.
Brad! BRAAAAAAD!! Shut it down bud!!! Leave it parked ‘round the back of the garage.
The sexy secret ingredient is hamster.
April 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The sexy secret ingredient is hamster.
Welp. This is more accurate than I would care to admit.
I’m fatter than I remember though.
But I HAVE been scarfing more fudge lately.
I’m fatter than I remember though.
But I HAVE been scarfing more fudge lately.
April 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Welp. This is more accurate than I would care to admit.
I’m fatter than I remember though.
But I HAVE been scarfing more fudge lately.
I’m fatter than I remember though.
But I HAVE been scarfing more fudge lately.
I … do not remember this.
April 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I … do not remember this.
Okay so this didn’t clarafry anything.
January 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Okay so this didn’t clarafry anything.
Errrrrr … no idea. 👀
But it MUST be important that you comply if someone keeps doing it.
Also, your bathroom floor is surprisingly … moist … if these cards are any indication.
I knew I should’ve gone for the laminated kind.
But it MUST be important that you comply if someone keeps doing it.
Also, your bathroom floor is surprisingly … moist … if these cards are any indication.
I knew I should’ve gone for the laminated kind.
January 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Errrrrr … no idea. 👀
But it MUST be important that you comply if someone keeps doing it.
Also, your bathroom floor is surprisingly … moist … if these cards are any indication.
I knew I should’ve gone for the laminated kind.
But it MUST be important that you comply if someone keeps doing it.
Also, your bathroom floor is surprisingly … moist … if these cards are any indication.
I knew I should’ve gone for the laminated kind.
I mean maybe, but explain this! I found it under the windshield wiper of the Falcor!
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I mean maybe, but explain this! I found it under the windshield wiper of the Falcor!
*trying to decide if Sam would go for that*
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
*trying to decide if Sam would go for that*
I think you’re giving my species WAY too much credit, bub.
At Ketha Lowlands Community College, the motto was, “They don’t ask how you killed and ate the Tribbles, they ask how many.”
At Ketha Lowlands Community College, the motto was, “They don’t ask how you killed and ate the Tribbles, they ask how many.”
December 14, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I think you’re giving my species WAY too much credit, bub.
At Ketha Lowlands Community College, the motto was, “They don’t ask how you killed and ate the Tribbles, they ask how many.”
At Ketha Lowlands Community College, the motto was, “They don’t ask how you killed and ate the Tribbles, they ask how many.”
OOOOHHHH when I woke up this morning. Youuu we’re on my miiiiiiiinnnnd! 🎶
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November 26, 2024 at 11:50 AM
OOOOHHHH when I woke up this morning. Youuu we’re on my miiiiiiiinnnnd! 🎶
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