Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
SWEET!!! ALL ANUS TUESDAYS ARE BACK BABY!!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
SWEET!!! ALL ANUS TUESDAYS ARE BACK BABY!!!
Yeah, I hated Space Jam too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Yeah, I hated Space Jam too.
And it was tassssssssty.
No wait.
No wait.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And it was tassssssssty.
No wait.
No wait.
Errrr lemme see herrrrre …
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Errrr lemme see herrrrre …
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80085 mark 696969
You know — THE MIGHTY CLITORIS of the Terran … uhh — narrowest continent! She to shining she and all that!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You know — THE MIGHTY CLITORIS of the Terran … uhh — narrowest continent! She to shining she and all that!!
CUZ CONTAINS MULTITUDES!!!
HE IS WIDER THAN THE RIVER CLITORIS!! HE IS DEEPER THAN BLANCHE DUBOIS!!
HE IS WIDER THAN THE RIVER CLITORIS!! HE IS DEEPER THAN BLANCHE DUBOIS!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
CUZ CONTAINS MULTITUDES!!!
HE IS WIDER THAN THE RIVER CLITORIS!! HE IS DEEPER THAN BLANCHE DUBOIS!!
HE IS WIDER THAN THE RIVER CLITORIS!! HE IS DEEPER THAN BLANCHE DUBOIS!!
And …. Where are we on Asshats?
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And …. Where are we on Asshats?
YEAH!
LIKE THAT CAT … MOUSE SAID!
LIKE THAT CAT … MOUSE SAID!
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
YEAH!
LIKE THAT CAT … MOUSE SAID!
LIKE THAT CAT … MOUSE SAID!
IN MY DAY AT KETHA LOWLANDS COMMUNITY COLLEGE THE BOAT. TUGGED. YOU.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
IN MY DAY AT KETHA LOWLANDS COMMUNITY COLLEGE THE BOAT. TUGGED. YOU.
THAT’S JUST HOW WE MATHS, KERMY!
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
THAT’S JUST HOW WE MATHS, KERMY!
I would saaaaay, based on my keen muskrat-like memory, that was about one hour and 16 minutes before I ripped the guys or of it and turned it into a weed vape stick.
It was a TERRIBLE $300 calculatron.
But one helluva weed vape stick.
It was a TERRIBLE $300 calculatron.
But one helluva weed vape stick.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I would saaaaay, based on my keen muskrat-like memory, that was about one hour and 16 minutes before I ripped the guys or of it and turned it into a weed vape stick.
It was a TERRIBLE $300 calculatron.
But one helluva weed vape stick.
It was a TERRIBLE $300 calculatron.
But one helluva weed vape stick.
More likely that he would break out into a rendition of Lester the Lobster!!!
Whoever that dreamy anti-hero is ….
Whoever that dreamy anti-hero is ….
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
More likely that he would break out into a rendition of Lester the Lobster!!!
Whoever that dreamy anti-hero is ….
Whoever that dreamy anti-hero is ….
WAIT IS THAT MY TI-83 SCIENTIFIC CALCULATRON????
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
WAIT IS THAT MY TI-83 SCIENTIFIC CALCULATRON????
AND forgot to put the lid down and strap it with bungee cords.
And now we have a family of raccoons blah blah blah blah.
And now we have a family of raccoons blah blah blah blah.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
AND forgot to put the lid down and strap it with bungee cords.
And now we have a family of raccoons blah blah blah blah.
And now we have a family of raccoons blah blah blah blah.
YES. That is EXACTLY who did that. And if I recall correctly, he had oddly donair-scented urine. Cut right to the ROOTS of those beautiful bushes.
Damn shame.
Damn shame.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
YES. That is EXACTLY who did that. And if I recall correctly, he had oddly donair-scented urine. Cut right to the ROOTS of those beautiful bushes.
Damn shame.
Damn shame.
That guy is for sure the worst interlobber I have ever met.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That guy is for sure the worst interlobber I have ever met.
Yeah, that wasn’t me dog, that was uhmmmm …. Nephew New … Dock …. McDock …. Screws McDock.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yeah, that wasn’t me dog, that was uhmmmm …. Nephew New … Dock …. McDock …. Screws McDock.
I CAN SMELL THE BOILED CABBAGE FROM HERE!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I CAN SMELL THE BOILED CABBAGE FROM HERE!!!
Pffft like pyjama man should talk.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pffft like pyjama man should talk.
Got stager my daily dose of fiberoptic baby!!! Cable me deep!
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Got stager my daily dose of fiberoptic baby!!! Cable me deep!