Courtney Stith
@courtneystith.com
a silly goose | Tweeting about/reporting on Gotham + WoSo | @diasporautdpod.bsky.social @nwslmedia | @CBSSportsGolazo @attackingthird | UVA alum | can’t eat gluten
Lizbeth is scoring on AKB from half way
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Lizbeth is scoring on AKB from half way
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in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
Reposted by Courtney Stith
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
Reposted by Courtney Stith
If this works I want ya'll to know you'd be living in a nazi dictatorship at that point.
GOP seeks to revoke NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani’s citizenship; experts say they must prove false claims in his application.
Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship. Is it possible?
GOP seeks to revoke NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani’s citizenship; experts say they must prove false claims in his application.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If this works I want ya'll to know you'd be living in a nazi dictatorship at that point.
Reposted by Courtney Stith
From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays
Black-Owned Farms Fill Gaps Left by SNAP Funding Delays
From North Carolina to Mississippi, small businesses work to feed their communities while benefits are paused.
capitalbnews.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays
This is how I learned we lost
Even got the sympathetic back rub
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is how I learned we lost
One day my stomach will stop hurting, though today is not that day
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One day my stomach will stop hurting, though today is not that day
The aura off that’s going to happen between Kingsbury and Bloomer saving pens is going to be fun
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The aura off that’s going to happen between Kingsbury and Bloomer saving pens is going to be fun
Not for me Clive
It’s the phase before the shross, with this interchange between Kouassi and Santos. it does look marginally off.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not for me Clive
Reposted by Courtney Stith
From the VAR check/review notice sent to media:
"After further review, the goal is disallowed for WAS due to an offside prior to the goal by player number 10."
"After further review, the goal is disallowed for WAS due to an offside prior to the goal by player number 10."
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
From the VAR check/review notice sent to media:
"After further review, the goal is disallowed for WAS due to an offside prior to the goal by player number 10."
"After further review, the goal is disallowed for WAS due to an offside prior to the goal by player number 10."
Laura Harvey mic-ed up is cinema
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Laura Harvey mic-ed up is cinema
Me trying to fight SAD every time daylight savings ends
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me trying to fight SAD every time daylight savings ends
Let me start the Marta Ballon D’or campaign RIGHT NOW
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Let me start the Marta Ballon D’or campaign RIGHT NOW
Reposted by Courtney Stith
Marta is like I waited a long time for playoff soccer and I’m leaving with something every time
Orlando locking in for playoffs let’s absolutely fkn go
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Marta is like I waited a long time for playoff soccer and I’m leaving with something every time
This post game interview I’m thug cryin
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This post game interview I’m thug cryin
MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT
i am so very sorry but marta can never retire, 95th minute in a playoff quarterfinal clinging to a 1 goal lead and she uses every ounce of energy she had left to sprint damn near the whole pitch and win a late penalty, then gives the spot kick to luana. i'm over here just being a puddle of emotions.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT
Luana you deserve it and also on the game when they honored former University of Washington GK Mia Hamant who recently passed from cancer I’m crying real bad
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Luana you deserve it and also on the game when they honored former University of Washington GK Mia Hamant who recently passed from cancer I’m crying real bad
Marta is the goat for that (and many other things)
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Marta is the goat for that (and many other things)
With that Mia Fishel should still be playing for Chelsea even though I don’t like that French lady
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
With that Mia Fishel should still be playing for Chelsea even though I don’t like that French lady
Stop showing us bullshit and show us the game
Please NWSL broadcasters, I beg you, offer a "so you actually LIKE soccer???" alt-cast that is focused on presenting the visual and audio info needed to watch soccer, with no extra distractions.
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Stop showing us bullshit and show us the game
Reposted by Courtney Stith
Please NWSL broadcasters, I beg you, offer a "so you actually LIKE soccer???" alt-cast that is focused on presenting the visual and audio info needed to watch soccer, with no extra distractions.
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Please NWSL broadcasters, I beg you, offer a "so you actually LIKE soccer???" alt-cast that is focused on presenting the visual and audio info needed to watch soccer, with no extra distractions.
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
Let me see clearly who has been substituted or booked! Save me from pre-filmed in-game distractions!
They don’t do all this bullshit on the international feed right? Let me go buy a fcking VPN
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They don’t do all this bullshit on the international feed right? Let me go buy a fcking VPN
I liked it but also not during live action, like do it in prematch or post match please bffr
OMFG WHAT IS THIS STAR WARS SHOUTOUT FOR LU
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I liked it but also not during live action, like do it in prematch or post match please bffr
When did the NWSL decided that they were going to deploy ref cams
This ref cam is KILLING me
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When did the NWSL decided that they were going to deploy ref cams