Courteous Curtis
courteouscurtis.bsky.social
Courteous Curtis
@courteouscurtis.bsky.social
Because Fuck You, That’s Why!
NOT NIMMO!!! ANYONE BUT NIMMO!!!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, Dejan has the instinct of DJT, the charisma of Voldemort, and the aptitude of Rafael Devers at 3B. The only person more hated in Pittsburgh is Tom Brady.
Pirates writer
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s crazy to me that Ambien and Brain Tumors share similar symptoms: being overtly racist.
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wait, are the Penguins going to be decent this year?? I’m on the Arty Party bandwagon officially!
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Courteous Curtis
“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.”

George Carlin, 1988
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This dude is going to organize “Storm Cooperstown” if Cal isn’t the MVP and ask everyone to Naruto Run through the HOF
Specifically five years, not four or six
September 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Courteous Curtis
I've been blissfully unaware of the specifics of the ongoing civil war in Magaland. Written just over a year ago, this gave me the background I was missing to fully understand the present.
brewminate.com/the-backgrou...
The Background and Ideology of the Dangerous Far-Right 'Groyper' Cult
Groypers, sometimes called the Groyper Army, are a group of white nationalist and far-right activists, provocateurs and internet trolls.
brewminate.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Stat Lines look remarkably similar for tomorrow’s game but Kirby 📈 and Holmes 📉
August 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
SPENCER STRIDER GIVING UP 8 ER TO THE METS
a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show
ALT: a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Are you my dad? I haven’t seen you seen you left to get a pack of cigs 20 years ago.”

<Mumbles under breath> “I love you”
"You keep confusing the stay sign and the go sign"
July 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
July 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every Mets player when they come to the plate with RISP
No one’s taking this one on, gonna have to eat his contract and DFA him
July 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
MLB Pipeline Ratings:

Sitting - 60
Staying - 60
Lying Down - 55
Rolling Over - 45
Being The Best Boy - 80
Major news alert
June 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why do I feel like, in a feud between two billionaires, the only loser is going to be the American people?
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Courteous Curtis
Elon Musk on Thursday reposted and agreed with an X post calling for Trump to be impeached and replaced by JD Vance. The post also said that in a Trump vs. Musk feud, Musk will win.

"Yes," Musk replied to the post.

Read more: cnb.cx/45cbhFU
June 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You have no idea how spiteful and stupid AR12 is…
June 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fun Tidbit: Call Trump’s Negotiation Style “TACO trade” (Trump Always Chickens Out) and MAGA will be furious!
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Mets are the best!
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Did they intend to write an episode of ITYSL??
Replacing your real friends
May 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Courteous Curtis
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@razzball.bsky.social my running list of Pirates controversies so far this year (it’s only May 6th)

Clemente Sign Taken Down
Pirates Bricks Dumped
Fan Falls Out Of Stands
Employee Punches & Whips A Fan (link attached)

www.cbsnews.com/amp/pittsbur...
Video shows fight between Pittsburgh Pirates fan and game day employee
A game day employee for the Pittsburgh Pirates has been suspended after getting into a fight with a fan.
www.cbsnews.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Strolling into the Mets Gala
May 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM