Thee Cosmic Librarian
@cosmiclibrarian.bsky.social
Bookslinger for The Cosmic Library. On the run from Johnny Law. Don’t tell anyone you saw me.
Next book club meeting is going to be wild
The best DM of my life from @alixeharrow.bsky.social today. Put this on my Wikipedia. Put it in my obit. Tell the bees
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Next book club meeting is going to be wild
The #WNBA lets trump appoint their refs, and it ruins playoffs two years in a row. #Unrivaled S2 can’t come soon enough. #WeNeedToTalkAboutComboverShitsock
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The #WNBA lets trump appoint their refs, and it ruins playoffs two years in a row. #Unrivaled S2 can’t come soon enough. #WeNeedToTalkAboutComboverShitsock
I propose a new rule: if you’re not playing, keep your mediocre ass off the court. I call it the Caitlyn Clark rule.
September 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I propose a new rule: if you’re not playing, keep your mediocre ass off the court. I call it the Caitlyn Clark rule.
Am I the only one who has to close the book and throw it down at least once literally every time I read anything by Gabino Iglesias? I love it. #TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt #FirstOfAllSirHowDareYou #YouGloriousMthrfkr
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Am I the only one who has to close the book and throw it down at least once literally every time I read anything by Gabino Iglesias? I love it. #TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt #FirstOfAllSirHowDareYou #YouGloriousMthrfkr
Just spent most of When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy entirely clueless as to how much I’d love that book in the end. It was just a good book, but then it was great.
It hasn’t happened yet, but once it happens, it will always be happening and will never not have happened.
It hasn’t happened yet, but once it happens, it will always be happening and will never not have happened.
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just spent most of When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy entirely clueless as to how much I’d love that book in the end. It was just a good book, but then it was great.
It hasn’t happened yet, but once it happens, it will always be happening and will never not have happened.
It hasn’t happened yet, but once it happens, it will always be happening and will never not have happened.
When it happens I probably won’t be among the first to hear the news, but I’ll check here and all the Stephen King fans will be posting “No great loss” and I’ll know.
August 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When it happens I probably won’t be among the first to hear the news, but I’ll check here and all the Stephen King fans will be posting “No great loss” and I’ll know.
Earlier this year I left a 17 year career in librarianship and library marketing, and as we approach the local book festival season I’m reminded how much I miss making content promoting new and independent authors.
August 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Earlier this year I left a 17 year career in librarianship and library marketing, and as we approach the local book festival season I’m reminded how much I miss making content promoting new and independent authors.
Look, it’s the W
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Look, it’s the W
I’m gonna need #Unrivaled to come back with those jerseys and give me a Hiedeman box set
May 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m gonna need #Unrivaled to come back with those jerseys and give me a Hiedeman box set
Yes, room service? I believe I’ll have the bologna sandwich on white bread with American cheese, butter, and brown mustard. It comes with a side of beans? You got yourself a deal, buddy🧐
Anybody go to SDCC that year they had this room service menu?
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yes, room service? I believe I’ll have the bologna sandwich on white bread with American cheese, butter, and brown mustard. It comes with a side of beans? You got yourself a deal, buddy🧐
It is a truth universally acknowledged that any player so much as looking at Stewie in the 4th quarter of a game must be in want of a foul #unrivaled
February 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that any player so much as looking at Stewie in the 4th quarter of a game must be in want of a foul #unrivaled
“Hold my self-branded, discontinued TAB knockoff from 30 years ago that got rejected by the FDA for being poison but I still have several thousand crates of in case the public is ever dumb enough to let me dismantle the government and sell it to them anyway”
Andrew Jackson: I may be in Hell now, but I burn with the confidence that no other American president will ever top the Trail of Tears
Donald Trump: Hold my Diet Coke
Donald Trump: Hold my Diet Coke
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Hold my self-branded, discontinued TAB knockoff from 30 years ago that got rejected by the FDA for being poison but I still have several thousand crates of in case the public is ever dumb enough to let me dismantle the government and sell it to them anyway”
CARROTS
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
CARROTS
Just finished Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White after hearing the Best Horror Books of 2024ep of @booksinthefreezer.bsky.social. Dearly loved it. It’s been decades since I was a scared kid in a small town, but this book opened the wound right back up and then healed it.
February 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just finished Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White after hearing the Best Horror Books of 2024ep of @booksinthefreezer.bsky.social. Dearly loved it. It’s been decades since I was a scared kid in a small town, but this book opened the wound right back up and then healed it.
Wait are those the refs from that last playoffs game? #Unrivaled
February 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wait are those the refs from that last playoffs game? #Unrivaled
Hayes every few seconds in every game #unrivaled
a woman in a red dress is walking up a set of stairs
Alt: an old woman in a red dress is falling down a set of stairs
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hayes every few seconds in every game #unrivaled
Ted Lasso needs to give Griner a break #unrivaled
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ted Lasso needs to give Griner a break #unrivaled
May all beings be free from suffering and the causes of suffering.
January 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
May all beings be free from suffering and the causes of suffering.
I love that my book club is made up of the kind of people who hear me describe Goddess of Filth by V. Castro and say, “Yes. That.”
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I love that my book club is made up of the kind of people who hear me describe Goddess of Filth by V. Castro and say, “Yes. That.”
“What radicalized you?”
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
a bald man in a red uniform says all of it
Alt: Captain Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation saying “all of it”
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“What radicalized you?”
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
This isn’t what the internet was supposed to be. Also I want to be able to afford a fucking house.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This isn’t what the internet was supposed to be. Also I want to be able to afford a fucking house.
Petition to give little Tommy Cotton the nickname “TikTok Tom”
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Petition to give little Tommy Cotton the nickname “TikTok Tom”
Reposted by Thee Cosmic Librarian
Be as weird as hell today. Make him proud.
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Be as weird as hell today. Make him proud.
If we go to an app called Red Book to talk about books, do we call that space bookbook?
January 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If we go to an app called Red Book to talk about books, do we call that space bookbook?
I’m a social media coordinator and sweet fucking jesus I hate meta. FB is too gross for personal use, and it’s barely functional enough to use professionally. Feed on IG is mostly ads. Don’t dare scroll slower for a fraction of a second or whatever garbage you’re passing is all you’ll see now 👍
January 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m a social media coordinator and sweet fucking jesus I hate meta. FB is too gross for personal use, and it’s barely functional enough to use professionally. Feed on IG is mostly ads. Don’t dare scroll slower for a fraction of a second or whatever garbage you’re passing is all you’ll see now 👍