Corporate Kaiju
@corporatekaiju.bsky.social
Trying to make an honest living grinding the 9 - 5. Voted best pivot chart 2024, campaigner for clean nuclear energy, bettering myself through anger management classes. Banned from Tokyo Bay.
Pinned
It isn't easy, being me,
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
Rachel reeves if you need any help taking down financial districts just give me a call 🤙
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Rachel reeves if you need any help taking down financial districts just give me a call 🤙
Enjoyed #predatorbadlands thought I could be a scary looking guy, but I'd be running with my giant tale between my leg on the planet Genna 😬
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Enjoyed #predatorbadlands thought I could be a scary looking guy, but I'd be running with my giant tale between my leg on the planet Genna 😬
The office put on a trick or treat breakfast. The treat was a free continental breakfast spread, and a pop up barista coffee stand. After a little chatting I asked what the trick was.
"You have to go back to work" 😭
Happy Halloween 👻🎃
Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween
"You have to go back to work" 😭
Happy Halloween 👻🎃
Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The office put on a trick or treat breakfast. The treat was a free continental breakfast spread, and a pop up barista coffee stand. After a little chatting I asked what the trick was.
"You have to go back to work" 😭
Happy Halloween 👻🎃
Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween
"You have to go back to work" 😭
Happy Halloween 👻🎃
Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween
It isn't easy, being me,
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It isn't easy, being me,
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.
#poem #officelife
Reposted by Corporate Kaiju
Godzilla Legend, Shinji Nishikawa.
October 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Godzilla Legend, Shinji Nishikawa.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Reposted by Corporate Kaiju
Memories of Tokyo: SEGA
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Memories of Tokyo: SEGA
Big bangs in Japan that weren't my fault. Very pretty 🤩
September 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Big bangs in Japan that weren't my fault. Very pretty 🤩
Hey you
Yes you
Keep going
Don't give up
Have a sip of something sweet
And nibble a little treat
You got this
Yes you
Keep going
Don't give up
Have a sip of something sweet
And nibble a little treat
You got this
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hey you
Yes you
Keep going
Don't give up
Have a sip of something sweet
And nibble a little treat
You got this
Yes you
Keep going
Don't give up
Have a sip of something sweet
And nibble a little treat
You got this
It's Friday and I feel like whipping up some my famous Kaijus Atomic Breath cocktails.
Midori
Vodka
Lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel
🍸🍹
Midori
Vodka
Lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel
🍸🍹
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's Friday and I feel like whipping up some my famous Kaijus Atomic Breath cocktails.
Midori
Vodka
Lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel
🍸🍹
Midori
Vodka
Lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel
🍸🍹
Managed to spot the blood moon last night. Nothing screams "reformed Kaiju drama" like crimson lunar vibes....minus the rooftop stomping
#bloodmoon
#bloodmoon
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Managed to spot the blood moon last night. Nothing screams "reformed Kaiju drama" like crimson lunar vibes....minus the rooftop stomping
#bloodmoon
#bloodmoon
September already, stomping into autumn 🍁 won't be long until I get myself a delivery van sized pumpkin latte 🍁
September 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
September already, stomping into autumn 🍁 won't be long until I get myself a delivery van sized pumpkin latte 🍁
August 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Office attendance was way up in July. Some workplaces even beat pre-pandemic levels. Meanwhile I'm just trying to find a chair that doesn't creak. Send help, and cushions, and maybe a forklift.
August 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Office attendance was way up in July. Some workplaces even beat pre-pandemic levels. Meanwhile I'm just trying to find a chair that doesn't creak. Send help, and cushions, and maybe a forklift.
Trying to do a little creative writing on coffee breaks...
Numbers dance in rows,
Patterns whisper truth through noise,
Insights bloom from code.
#haiku
Numbers dance in rows,
Patterns whisper truth through noise,
Insights bloom from code.
#haiku
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Trying to do a little creative writing on coffee breaks...
Numbers dance in rows,
Patterns whisper truth through noise,
Insights bloom from code.
#haiku
Numbers dance in rows,
Patterns whisper truth through noise,
Insights bloom from code.
#haiku
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Monday again
a black bear is swimming in the ocean with its head out of the water .
ALT: a black bear is swimming in the ocean with its head out of the water .
media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Monday again
Steven Knight (‘Peaky Blinders’) is set to write the script for Denis Villeneuve’s ‘JAMES BOND’ movie.
August 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ozzy Osbourne to be honoured with a procession in his home city of Birmingham. The brummy faithful have a great love of metal and will turn up in large numbers to send off one of their own. Rest well Ozzy, your voice was like a mighty kaijus 🤘 #ozzy #birmingham
July 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ozzy Osbourne to be honoured with a procession in his home city of Birmingham. The brummy faithful have a great love of metal and will turn up in large numbers to send off one of their own. Rest well Ozzy, your voice was like a mighty kaijus 🤘 #ozzy #birmingham
Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank
July 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank
July 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just another Manic Monday
July 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just another Manic Monday
Happy #4thjuly. If you see any flashing lights and hear any big bangs. It's probably just fireworks and not my Atomic Breath, so please don't panic.
July 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy #4thjuly. If you see any flashing lights and hear any big bangs. It's probably just fireworks and not my Atomic Breath, so please don't panic.
Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again
July 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again