Corporate Kaiju
@corporatekaiju.bsky.social
Trying to make an honest living grinding the 9 - 5. Voted best pivot chart 2024, campaigner for clean nuclear energy, bettering myself through anger management classes. Banned from Tokyo Bay.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank
July 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank
Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again
July 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I came, I saw and despite deeply embedded Kaiju urges I did not conquer. Thanks for having me #tokyo grateful to my anger management coach for making this happen. I'll be back "crunching" data soon
May 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I came, I saw and despite deeply embedded Kaiju urges I did not conquer. Thanks for having me #tokyo grateful to my anger management coach for making this happen. I'll be back "crunching" data soon
May 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
May 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wrestled a couple of these kids in mechs once to help with training don't remember them being so swagged out #evangelion #radioeva
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wrestled a couple of these kids in mechs once to help with training don't remember them being so swagged out #evangelion #radioeva
May 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nothing a Kaiju can't handle 💪
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Nothing a Kaiju can't handle 💪
I won't mess with this guy..looks tough
May 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I won't mess with this guy..looks tough
Okay Mr.Mean Demon. You ever wrestled with a Kaiju? I'm 3 sakes deep, let's do this
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Okay Mr.Mean Demon. You ever wrestled with a Kaiju? I'm 3 sakes deep, let's do this
No matter the continent, morning Kaiju needs his morning coffee ☕! Ohayo!
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No matter the continent, morning Kaiju needs his morning coffee ☕! Ohayo!
April 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Urge to stomp intensifies...don't do it Kaiju, not another ban
April 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Urge to stomp intensifies...don't do it Kaiju, not another ban
Presentations in Liverpool today, not the first time I've been greeted by battleships on the water 😜 #liverpool
April 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Presentations in Liverpool today, not the first time I've been greeted by battleships on the water 😜 #liverpool
Half way through the week, I'm going to be chugging energy drinks to get me to the weekend. Advanced warning of big belches!
March 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Half way through the week, I'm going to be chugging energy drinks to get me to the weekend. Advanced warning of big belches!