Corporate Kaiju
@corporatekaiju.bsky.social
Trying to make an honest living grinding the 9 - 5. Voted best pivot chart 2024, campaigner for clean nuclear energy, bettering myself through anger management classes. Banned from Tokyo Bay.
Clock finally strikes five, I stretch and groan,
Longing for Oceans, far from this Zone.
But rents not cheap, and Tokyo Bays a no,
So back again tomorrow I go.
🦖🏢🖥️
Longing for Oceans, far from this Zone.
But rents not cheap, and Tokyo Bays a no,
So back again tomorrow I go.
🦖🏢🖥️
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Clock finally strikes five, I stretch and groan,
Longing for Oceans, far from this Zone.
But rents not cheap, and Tokyo Bays a no,
So back again tomorrow I go.
🦖🏢🖥️
Longing for Oceans, far from this Zone.
But rents not cheap, and Tokyo Bays a no,
So back again tomorrow I go.
🦖🏢🖥️
I nod, I smile, I crunch the data.
I fight the urge to rage like Gojira.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, keep it contained.
HR says destruction can't be explained.
I fight the urge to rage like Gojira.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, keep it contained.
HR says destruction can't be explained.
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I nod, I smile, I crunch the data.
I fight the urge to rage like Gojira.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, keep it contained.
HR says destruction can't be explained.
I fight the urge to rage like Gojira.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, keep it contained.
HR says destruction can't be explained.
My tie's too tight, my chair's too small,
My Coffee Mug keeps getting used by Paul...
Co-workers stare, but try to be polite.
Probably intimidated, by my great height.
My Coffee Mug keeps getting used by Paul...
Co-workers stare, but try to be polite.
Probably intimidated, by my great height.
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My tie's too tight, my chair's too small,
My Coffee Mug keeps getting used by Paul...
Co-workers stare, but try to be polite.
Probably intimidated, by my great height.
My Coffee Mug keeps getting used by Paul...
Co-workers stare, but try to be polite.
Probably intimidated, by my great height.