Cornistasia The Coblin King
@cornistasia.bsky.social
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That Bitch with the Corn Fetish
CORNFREAKS DO INTERACT
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cornistasia/profile
That Bitch with the Corn Fetish
CORNFREAKS DO INTERACT
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cornistasia/profile
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Metropolis: We Built This City on Iron and Blood - Chapter 11 - Cornistasia - Megamind (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
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Chapter 11 of Metropolis: We Built This City on Iron and Blood is up!!
archiveofourown.org/works/452074...
archiveofourown.org/works/452074...
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15 years ago we saw our spec script come to life. This happened five years after we wrote it and everyone passed. DON’T GIVE UP. Sometimes it takes time to find the people who believe in your story as much as you do. Happy Anniversary, #Megamind
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
15 years ago we saw our spec script come to life. This happened five years after we wrote it and everyone passed. DON’T GIVE UP. Sometimes it takes time to find the people who believe in your story as much as you do. Happy Anniversary, #Megamind
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I have so many feelings from this.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have so many feelings from this.
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I drew #Megamind as a jaded teenager because he HAD to have gone through a grumpy teen phase, right?! XD Don't worry, he'll grow into that goatee eventually. Probably the face he was making when he realized he overcooked his burrito. RIP #Machiavillain lol
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I drew #Megamind as a jaded teenager because he HAD to have gone through a grumpy teen phase, right?! XD Don't worry, he'll grow into that goatee eventually. Probably the face he was making when he realized he overcooked his burrito. RIP #Machiavillain lol
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I want them MARRIED!!
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I want them MARRIED!!
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This shot is legitimately so good.
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This shot is legitimately so good.
The creators of #megamindrules has given us so much.
Like BRAND NEW EMOJIS!!
tHANK YOU @blue-oyster.bsky.social ! For all your hard work!
Like BRAND NEW EMOJIS!!
tHANK YOU @blue-oyster.bsky.social ! For all your hard work!
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The creators of #megamindrules has given us so much.
Like BRAND NEW EMOJIS!!
tHANK YOU @blue-oyster.bsky.social ! For all your hard work!
Like BRAND NEW EMOJIS!!
tHANK YOU @blue-oyster.bsky.social ! For all your hard work!
*EVEN LOUDER THAN BEFORE*
SCREEEEEEE
SCREEEEEEE
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
*EVEN LOUDER THAN BEFORE*
SCREEEEEEE
SCREEEEEEE
Halloween is nearly upon us.
And since we havn't had any new Megamind updates, I guess I must resort to magick to manifest it.
And since we havn't had any new Megamind updates, I guess I must resort to magick to manifest it.
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Halloween is nearly upon us.
And since we havn't had any new Megamind updates, I guess I must resort to magick to manifest it.
And since we havn't had any new Megamind updates, I guess I must resort to magick to manifest it.
Blessed Mabon, all! May this harvest be a good one!
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Blessed Mabon, all! May this harvest be a good one!
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People: "Mastodon is scoldy and clunky to use"
Mastodon Guy: "Here we see an example of BOWING to FASCISM! Mastodon is EASY! And FRIENDLY! As if you quislings know ANYTHING!!!"
Pro Tip: If you have to threaten people to join your social network...
Mastodon Guy: "Here we see an example of BOWING to FASCISM! Mastodon is EASY! And FRIENDLY! As if you quislings know ANYTHING!!!"
Pro Tip: If you have to threaten people to join your social network...
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
People: "Mastodon is scoldy and clunky to use"
Mastodon Guy: "Here we see an example of BOWING to FASCISM! Mastodon is EASY! And FRIENDLY! As if you quislings know ANYTHING!!!"
Pro Tip: If you have to threaten people to join your social network...
Mastodon Guy: "Here we see an example of BOWING to FASCISM! Mastodon is EASY! And FRIENDLY! As if you quislings know ANYTHING!!!"
Pro Tip: If you have to threaten people to join your social network...
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Scientists who studied drunken bats’ ability to fly, zebra stripes painted on cows, and Teflon as a zero-calorie food additive were among those who took home top honors at the 35th #IgNobel Prize ceremony. cen.acs.org/education/sc... #chemsky 🧪
2025 Ig Nobel Prizes
10 awards given for achievements that first make people laugh and then make them think
cen.acs.org
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Scientists who studied drunken bats’ ability to fly, zebra stripes painted on cows, and Teflon as a zero-calorie food additive were among those who took home top honors at the 35th #IgNobel Prize ceremony. cen.acs.org/education/sc... #chemsky 🧪
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The Great Farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Great Farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
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can't believe I'm not the one who made this post
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
can't believe I'm not the one who made this post
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September 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why is Noodling called that and not the objectively better term of “Cat Fisting”??
You are LITERALLY showing your whole FIST into a HOLE!
You are LITERALLY showing your whole FIST into a HOLE!
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Why is Noodling called that and not the objectively better term of “Cat Fisting”??
You are LITERALLY showing your whole FIST into a HOLE!
You are LITERALLY showing your whole FIST into a HOLE!
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The horns grow fast! Ganache at a couple months old.
September 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The horns grow fast! Ganache at a couple months old.
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social is a sorcerer
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social is a sorcerer
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“Doctor Yiff” makes me cry with laughter every fucking time
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Doctor Yiff” makes me cry with laughter every fucking time
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Today we celebrate six years since the release of Control 🥳 🎈 Happy #6YearsInControl to our community, and thank you for being on this journey with us 🫶
We commissioned this stunning piece of art from @krystineart.bsky.social. #RMD30
We commissioned this stunning piece of art from @krystineart.bsky.social. #RMD30
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today we celebrate six years since the release of Control 🥳 🎈 Happy #6YearsInControl to our community, and thank you for being on this journey with us 🫶
We commissioned this stunning piece of art from @krystineart.bsky.social. #RMD30
We commissioned this stunning piece of art from @krystineart.bsky.social. #RMD30
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Though the 1960s underground gay scene in New York City was bustling, photography from that pre-Stonewall era is rarely exhibited publicly. Lucky for us, a riveting summer exhibition of photography by an undersung hero of that scene, James Bidgood, is on view in Chelsea.
James Bidgood’s Dreamy Homoerotica
Best known for his cult film, “Pink Narcissus,” Bidgood’s 1960s photographs of men as mythological figures are equally alluring.
hyperallergic.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Though the 1960s underground gay scene in New York City was bustling, photography from that pre-Stonewall era is rarely exhibited publicly. Lucky for us, a riveting summer exhibition of photography by an undersung hero of that scene, James Bidgood, is on view in Chelsea.
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the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god
August 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god
I’d be The Worse(tm) patient of Doctor Pimplepopper. If she pulled a lipoma out of me and showed me it, my first and only thought would be to “bite it.” And I would have to physically restrained as the madness dissipates.
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’d be The Worse(tm) patient of Doctor Pimplepopper. If she pulled a lipoma out of me and showed me it, my first and only thought would be to “bite it.” And I would have to physically restrained as the madness dissipates.