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Rise like Lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number.
Shake your chains to earth like dew. Which in sleep, had fallen on you.

Ye are many, they are few!
Well you played dead, but you never bled..

Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissing!!!

Fuck ME has there ever been a better lyric!
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Section?

Me? Are you MAD bro!???
a brown bear is walking across a waterfall with netflix written on the bottom
Alt: The Salmon has a second of feeling free... Then the hairy smelly bear gobbles him whole
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Whilst we're all buzzing for NY...

I feel the need, the need for Ja FUCKING Rule 😎🤣

youtu.be/SFMy2NuOVic?...
Livin' It Up
YouTube video by Ja Rule - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know I've been in and out of hospital like a porters stolen dick this week...

But I must have missed Sir Keir Startin-are-ya!? marching his fascist bovva boys in blue down Aston Lane 🤷‍♂️

Anybody?
a man in a suit is walking down a hallway with a sign that says get a job you paid
ALT: a man in a suit is walking down a hallway with a sign that says get a job you paid
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November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I posted this yesterday, I'm posting it again with all my chest!!!

GET THROUGH ALL OF US!

The Union has an English fighter in me
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This guy has more money than anyone could imagine
But he isn’t even close to being the person most of us are here , we have compassion, we care about our fellow brothers and sisters
He doesn’t.

apnews.com/article/musk...
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits c...
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hasta la victoria siempre!

Every single one of you, beautiful, obstinate BASTARDS!!

The people UNITED will never be defeated!!
a man with glasses is sitting at a table with the words `` solidarity forever '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man with glasses is sitting at a table with the words `` solidarity forever '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey! Stephen Yaxley-Lemming, Thomas Robinson!!

Your boys took one hell of a beating!!

youtu.be/PqZTP8-8wIs?...
Norway 2 England 1 1981 Commentary
YouTube video by Michael Alcorn
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am downloading this film as we speak!

Purely based off this review! 😎
Annihilation (2018) is a good movie, because there’s a scene where one of the characters mag dumps an alligator with an M4
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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When you desperately want to starve Americans:
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There is a mental health crisis in this country!

I have a fantastic job, I work for the NHS and I tried to take my own life on Tuesday.

I'm in crisis now and Samaritans are THE only service out there. Just ringing out because they are overwhelmed!
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Where's Pam Bondi!???

Is my catchphrase from now on 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not sleeping, AGAIN, I apologise in advance if I shit-post my way through....
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Abed!

Good night sweet, imperfect world 😭
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Let's have this right, the Prime Minister of the UK is 100% responsible for the violence prior to this match!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Birmingham sees Maccabi-Villa demos amid 'unprecedented' policing
Thousands gather as the Maccabi Tel Aviv-Aston Villa match starts after a small number of arrests.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My favourite EVER race car!! I was the proudest little English kid when these boys BOSSED Le Mans 😎

I remember it like yesterday!
Supposed to be having some time off, but I seem to be addicted to creating! So, here’s a work in progress pic of my latest “Impressions” drawing: “Abstract 1988 LM”

I’ll finish it later 💜🧡
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Supposed to be having some time off, but I seem to be addicted to creating! So, here’s a work in progress pic of my latest “Impressions” drawing: “Abstract 1988 LM”

I’ll finish it later 💜🧡
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Why isn’t everyone like me? That’s the real problem with the world
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That moment when your POS racist heart gives up the ghost! 🤣🤣🤣

Fuck you and your Left & Right Ventricles, specifically!
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Are we sure they’ve got the right guy?
🚨LOAN WATCH:

Rashford’s pressing is late and inconsistent, and he barely tracks back. 🤔

Plenty of room for improvement.

[@_AdrianSnchz]
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What are we even doing right now?

The most powerful man in the world has the mentality of a 5 year old!

Just zero taste, class, basic humanity..

It's INSANITY! They literally printed the words in gold and stuck it up because 'gold is classy'

It's fucking printed on A4 paper you mentalist!!!!! 🤣🤦‍♂️
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fuuuck ALL THE WAY off!!! 🤣

The world has gone stark raving mad at the feet of this shit-gibbon!
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM