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Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle.
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (804 (Premier FC v Avery) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (804 (Premier FC v Avery) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
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Coops
@coops1989.bsky.social
· Jan 18
"Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.
Make a Bond movie casual.
Trifall
Trifall
Make a Bond movie casual.
Pop Round Another Day
Pop Round Another Day
December 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.
"You're gonna need the tissues handy when Nick Knowles' programme comes on the Telly this Christmas".
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"You're gonna need the tissues handy when Nick Knowles' programme comes on the Telly this Christmas".
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
And that's why I'm banned from the grotto.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
And that's why I'm banned from the grotto.
Bucket list tick.
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bucket list tick.
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
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NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
THE REFORM CONFERENCE DIARY
An exclusive look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
ALT: a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This just shows I essentially stopped listening to anything in the charts after 1995, I have no idea who this is. Maybe a shite Kate Bush tribute act?
#totp
#totp
August 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This just shows I essentially stopped listening to anything in the charts after 1995, I have no idea who this is. Maybe a shite Kate Bush tribute act?
#totp
#totp
Is there a rhyming couplet in a song that always makes you think that the writer thought:
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is there a rhyming couplet in a song that always makes you think that the writer thought:
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
The Facebook algorithms have now decided I need one of these.
Not sure what to say!
Not sure what to say!
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The Facebook algorithms have now decided I need one of these.
Not sure what to say!
Not sure what to say!
Anyone know what the fuck Charlotte is on about?
August 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Anyone know what the fuck Charlotte is on about?
Mary had a little skirt
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
August 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Mary had a little skirt
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
Sorry Lizzie, but there is nothing "normal" about shouting at hotels, nothing.
The complexity was illustrated by Robert Jenrick posting photos with what he called "peaceful, patriotic protesters" in Epping, with a former British National Party in shot
The far right are organising and attending many hotel protests, but so are normal people
The far right are organising and attending many hotel protests, but so are normal people
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sorry Lizzie, but there is nothing "normal" about shouting at hotels, nothing.
Sweep is the man! Sooty is a dickhead, and Soo is cheating on her boyfriend with Butch.
As you were.
As you were.
August 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Sweep is the man! Sooty is a dickhead, and Soo is cheating on her boyfriend with Butch.
As you were.
As you were.
I'll let you sniff mine for half that.
August 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'll let you sniff mine for half that.