Coops
@coops1989.bsky.social
Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle.
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (803 (AveryFC) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (803 (AveryFC) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
Pinned
Coops
@coops1989.bsky.social
· Jan 18
"Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
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NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
THE REFORM CONFERENCE DIARY
An exclusive look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
ALT: a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This just shows I essentially stopped listening to anything in the charts after 1995, I have no idea who this is. Maybe a shite Kate Bush tribute act?
#totp
#totp
August 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This just shows I essentially stopped listening to anything in the charts after 1995, I have no idea who this is. Maybe a shite Kate Bush tribute act?
#totp
#totp
Is there a rhyming couplet in a song that always makes you think that the writer thought:
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is there a rhyming couplet in a song that always makes you think that the writer thought:
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
"Need to get this song finished, fuck it, that'll do."
Mine is:
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yeah, his name was Bill
The Facebook algorithms have now decided I need one of these.
Not sure what to say!
Not sure what to say!
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The Facebook algorithms have now decided I need one of these.
Not sure what to say!
Not sure what to say!
Anyone know what the fuck Charlotte is on about?
August 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Anyone know what the fuck Charlotte is on about?
Mary had a little skirt
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
August 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Mary had a little skirt
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
It was split almost in half
Every time she wore it
You could see her calf
She also had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she never wore that one
Sorry Lizzie, but there is nothing "normal" about shouting at hotels, nothing.
The complexity was illustrated by Robert Jenrick posting photos with what he called "peaceful, patriotic protesters" in Epping, with a former British National Party in shot
The far right are organising and attending many hotel protests, but so are normal people
The far right are organising and attending many hotel protests, but so are normal people
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sorry Lizzie, but there is nothing "normal" about shouting at hotels, nothing.
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saw someone claim the "starmer says he will arrest sally rooney" stuff was "the most english news story possible". While I appreciate the point they're making, I think this one still holds the title:
August 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
saw someone claim the "starmer says he will arrest sally rooney" stuff was "the most english news story possible". While I appreciate the point they're making, I think this one still holds the title:
Sweep is the man! Sooty is a dickhead, and Soo is cheating on her boyfriend with Butch.
As you were.
As you were.
August 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Sweep is the man! Sooty is a dickhead, and Soo is cheating on her boyfriend with Butch.
As you were.
As you were.
I'll let you sniff mine for half that.
August 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'll let you sniff mine for half that.
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This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.
December 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.
Billy Ocean's Get Outta My Dreams is basically about abduction isn't it?
I've Got a Knife, Get Into My Van.
I've Got a Knife, Get Into My Van.
August 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Billy Ocean's Get Outta My Dreams is basically about abduction isn't it?
I've Got a Knife, Get Into My Van.
I've Got a Knife, Get Into My Van.
And the champion of free speech blocked me!
Oh, I am pretty certain that I know people who I suspect vote Reform, but I will go out of my way not to meaningfully interact with the twats.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
August 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And the champion of free speech blocked me!
Oh, I am pretty certain that I know people who I suspect vote Reform, but I will go out of my way not to meaningfully interact with the twats.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh, I am pretty certain that I know people who I suspect vote Reform, but I will go out of my way not to meaningfully interact with the twats.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
They are either racist, wilfully ignorant of the racism or just too stupid to see it. None of those are traits I want to see in my social circle thanks.
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"If you have no Reform friends you must dislike 30% of the public" seriously underestimates how much of the general public I dislike.
August 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
"If you have no Reform friends you must dislike 30% of the public" seriously underestimates how much of the general public I dislike.
Right.
Had a shit the other day. Wiped. Blood everywhere. Bog looked like a butchers shop.
Panic.
A&E.
Doctor: Can I be blunt?"
Me: "Yes please, give it me straight."
Doc: "Was it a particularly big stool?"
Me: "Well yes, it was to be fair, why?"
Basically I tore my arse apart with a monster turd!
Had a shit the other day. Wiped. Blood everywhere. Bog looked like a butchers shop.
Panic.
A&E.
Doctor: Can I be blunt?"
Me: "Yes please, give it me straight."
Doc: "Was it a particularly big stool?"
Me: "Well yes, it was to be fair, why?"
Basically I tore my arse apart with a monster turd!
August 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Right.
Had a shit the other day. Wiped. Blood everywhere. Bog looked like a butchers shop.
Panic.
A&E.
Doctor: Can I be blunt?"
Me: "Yes please, give it me straight."
Doc: "Was it a particularly big stool?"
Me: "Well yes, it was to be fair, why?"
Basically I tore my arse apart with a monster turd!
Had a shit the other day. Wiped. Blood everywhere. Bog looked like a butchers shop.
Panic.
A&E.
Doctor: Can I be blunt?"
Me: "Yes please, give it me straight."
Doc: "Was it a particularly big stool?"
Me: "Well yes, it was to be fair, why?"
Basically I tore my arse apart with a monster turd!
