cool squirtle 🕶️
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you're probably taking me more seriously than i intend to be taken.
#BBSky #Survivor #theTraitorsUS #Chiefs #Royals #TheU #MNWild
you're probably taking me more seriously than i intend to be taken.
#BBSky #Survivor #theTraitorsUS #Chiefs #Royals #TheU #MNWild
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it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow
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best fans in the world lol
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
best fans in the world lol
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It's so easy to tell when someone is just reading and subsequently regurgitating exaggerated outrage tweets (typically about the popular thing of the day) onto the skyline. And honestly it kills my vibe every time.
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
It's so easy to tell when someone is just reading and subsequently regurgitating exaggerated outrage tweets (typically about the popular thing of the day) onto the skyline. And honestly it kills my vibe every time.
six concussions??? 😭
New video with Hudson, Connor, and Jacob for Crave.
via heatedrivalrycrave on Instagram
Full video: youtu.be/V9cWEAih5wE
via heatedrivalrycrave on Instagram
Full video: youtu.be/V9cWEAih5wE
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
six concussions??? 😭
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While we're requesting tags, I would like to ask everyone watching #ThePitt tonight to please use #ThePitt on your posts so when I watch #ThePitt tomorrow, I won't have been spoiled about anything that happens in #ThePitt premiere.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🙏🙏 #ThePitt
Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🙏🙏 #ThePitt
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Let's all lock in that this is the correct tag! #TheTraitorsUS
I’m muting the incorrect tag to try and pressure everyone to use the correct tag 🙂↕️ #TheTraitorsUS
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Let's all lock in that this is the correct tag! #TheTraitorsUS
Is that when this happened to me? I've always wondered.
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Is that when this happened to me? I've always wondered.
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Please remember to tag your Traitors posts tonight bc some of us can't stay up to watch all three episodes! #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Please remember to tag your Traitors posts tonight bc some of us can't stay up to watch all three episodes! #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS
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a foto do connor: perfil do imdb
a foto do hudson: slut
a foto do hudson: slut
Hudson and Connor’s presenter cards
via goldenglobes on instagram
via goldenglobes on instagram
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
a foto do connor: perfil do imdb
a foto do hudson: slut
a foto do hudson: slut
I think all presenters should use pit pics
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I think all presenters should use pit pics
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Twin!!
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Twin!!
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when things are tough like they are now, I like to share a cool thing I learned recently with the hope that it will add some good to someone's day:
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
when things are tough like they are now, I like to share a cool thing I learned recently with the hope that it will add some good to someone's day:
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
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connor storrie is coming to the ̶c̶o̶t̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ today show. 🫶
via todayshow on instagram
via todayshow on instagram
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
connor storrie is coming to the ̶c̶o̶t̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ today show. 🫶
via todayshow on instagram
via todayshow on instagram
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January 8, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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The New York Times states it plainly in display type:
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles shows that the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The New York Times states it plainly in display type:
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
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Take a second and think before posting the easy Eeyore reply. You might have something substantive to say instead. Or, even better, you can say nothing at all.
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Take a second and think before posting the easy Eeyore reply. You might have something substantive to say instead. Or, even better, you can say nothing at all.
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
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this would be so chaotic but I’ve been told she sometimes does this and just talks about the guests so I guess we’ll see tomorrow 😂
LORD 😭 Hudson and Connor will be on the Long Winded podcast tomorrow
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
this would be so chaotic but I’ve been told she sometimes does this and just talks about the guests so I guess we’ll see tomorrow 😂