Cookie 🏳️⚧️ 🇹🇹
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The one and only Cookie Rambles. Was LaurenRambles on the tweeter. Known as TheConstantRambler. You can find me on IMDB if you know where to look. Currently living my best life in CO with my wife and Ziggy (our corgi).
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BUBBA! 😂
The Big Beautiful Bill kind of takes on a whole new meaning now, huh?
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
BUBBA! 😂
Trump did what now!?! 🧐🤮
Clinton will stick his knob in anything i guess. 😂
Clinton will stick his knob in anything i guess. 😂
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trump did what now!?! 🧐🤮
Clinton will stick his knob in anything i guess. 😂
Clinton will stick his knob in anything i guess. 😂
and instead of your kids inheriting a home they will inherit your stupid shitty debt.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
and instead of your kids inheriting a home they will inherit your stupid shitty debt.
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Don't forget Melania's role in all of this. She also knew Epstein and Maxwell. The first time she allegedly had sex with Donald was on Epstein's "Lolita Express" jet.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Don't forget Melania's role in all of this. She also knew Epstein and Maxwell. The first time she allegedly had sex with Donald was on Epstein's "Lolita Express" jet.
Seems like a lot of action for something he keeps calling a democrat hoax.
The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Seems like a lot of action for something he keeps calling a democrat hoax.
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the sexual tension between my earbud battery dying and me finishing listening to this song first
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the sexual tension between my earbud battery dying and me finishing listening to this song first
Mmmhhmmm
Girls will be like “I really needed this”, and it’s just pedophiles being exposed.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Mmmhhmmm
Oh so it's important enough to be a situation, but also a hoax?
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh so it's important enough to be a situation, but also a hoax?
How to become the world's 1st trillionaire in one easy step.
Elon definitely has a copy of the Epstein files. No doubt about it
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How to become the world's 1st trillionaire in one easy step.
We are all reading the same book today.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We are all reading the same book today.
How else are they all supposed to see each other in Valhalla brother? 😂
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
How else are they all supposed to see each other in Valhalla brother? 😂
I am not sure which part of this email is the worst part. 😬👀
The subject line alone is 😮
Then there is the actual content. Who puts this shit in an email??? What kind of opinion is this in the first place? I have so many questions about this. This is unreal! But real! 😡
The subject line alone is 😮
Then there is the actual content. Who puts this shit in an email??? What kind of opinion is this in the first place? I have so many questions about this. This is unreal! But real! 😡
Former president of Harvard who was pushed out due to misogynistic comments against women is now caught in emails messaging misogynistic comments about women to Jeffrey Epstein.
Stay classy Larry
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am not sure which part of this email is the worst part. 😬👀
The subject line alone is 😮
Then there is the actual content. Who puts this shit in an email??? What kind of opinion is this in the first place? I have so many questions about this. This is unreal! But real! 😡
The subject line alone is 😮
Then there is the actual content. Who puts this shit in an email??? What kind of opinion is this in the first place? I have so many questions about this. This is unreal! But real! 😡
And he is doing all of the things you would expect from someone that brutally rapes small children.
We have a pedophile rapist president.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
And he is doing all of the things you would expect from someone that brutally rapes small children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
👀
[Avengers reverse the Snap and have all their heroes and all of Wakanda's army arrayed against Thanos]
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
👀
This seems relevant today. 😂
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This seems relevant today. 😂
The internet has no chill. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The internet has no chill. 😂
Too soon to call for a general strike? We gonna wait until after the holidays? January when everyone's premiums go up? General strike now!?! Come on friends!
Earth to Democrats: Do NOT compromise on your shutdown demand.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Too soon to call for a general strike? We gonna wait until after the holidays? January when everyone's premiums go up? General strike now!?! Come on friends!
....and democrats caved. They are just pushing for this country to swing left as hard as it can. The voting backlash is gonna be so severe. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
....and democrats caved. They are just pushing for this country to swing left as hard as it can. The voting backlash is gonna be so severe. 😁
Schumer caves yet again. Bernie just out there screaming in the past. 😭
Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Schumer caves yet again. Bernie just out there screaming in the past. 😭
Sneaky Chuck! 😂😂😂 Some of us have long memories.
So @schumer.senate.gov really thinks we don’t understand that he orchestrated this by getting senators not up for re-election to vote yes?
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sneaky Chuck! 😂😂😂 Some of us have long memories.
The number of my friends donating plasma to live. Literally giving their blood, sweat AND tears to be able to eat. This country is so fucked up. Why are we even paying taxes???
People took time off during the shutdown because their bills didn’t disappear. People literally had to call out so they could drive uber or donate plasma so they didn’t lose their cars and homes
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The number of my friends donating plasma to live. Literally giving their blood, sweat AND tears to be able to eat. This country is so fucked up. Why are we even paying taxes???
Oh!
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh!