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ContessaDark
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Hello. Welcome! Now, about me:
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🐲I write Fantasy!🐲(my characters don't die, they just wish they could)
My love of cats is inverse to my love of people
I'm an OR nurse. Great at parties! Describing necrotizing fasciitis is always a crowd-pleaser! 😁
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The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
For every highschool girl he ever told to quit school because their only purpose was having babies ... I hope Kirk is cremated so he doesn't make the worms sick.

Stanzi's Satan is going to have a field day with this one.
September 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Go ahead, laugh at the Etsy Witches now, bitches.
a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pure joy!
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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To be fair, Canada send him two every year. The question is maybe whether they will let him water the golf course with them...
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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It's already on the move..
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Oh man… this is hysterical. Canada is giving Gavin Newsom a free plane? 😂😅🤣
August 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Another explainer on what Amazon and Audible are doing. It's nightmare fuel, folks! #writingcommunity #audible #writers #voicenarrators #A.I.narration
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BJI...
Nail in Audible’s coffin
YouTube video by Daniel Greene
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Please consider signing the petition launched by Robin Sullivan to stand against Audible cheating authors out of royalties. The video is a quick explainer and the link to the petition is in the description. #writingcommunity #writers #audiobooks #audible

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6y8...
Audible Strikes AGAIN! Slashing author royalties| underhanded payments
YouTube video by John at Falstaff Books
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Earlier this week was National Rock'n Roll Day, here's a documentary on Chinese indie #music I worked on as head translator, I can't believe it's been 10 years since its release. youtu.be/r4jhzXg9MuM?...
The World Underground - Episode 1 : China
YouTube video by The World Underground
youtu.be
July 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Reminder: You can buy ebooks with the bookshop.org app and leave Amazon behind.

Start with my Hoodoo witch in training, sirens in Savannah fantasy novel #booksky

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
bookshop.org
May 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Alberta First Nations have issued a "cease and desist" order to Danielle Smith's attempt to break up our country.
"If you or any Canadians are not happy living on treaty lands, they are free to seek citizenship elsewhere."

Let Danielle Smith know what you think about breaking up the country.
Here are the phone numbers for Premier Danielle Smith's offices:

Office of the Premier (Edmonton):

Edmonton area: 780-427-2251

Toll-Free (within Alberta): 310-0000

Phone (outside Alberta): 780-427-2711

Brooks-Med. Hat Offices:

Brooks Office: 587-270-5110

Medicine Hat Office: 403-527-5622
May 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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As British soldiers were being evacuated from Dunkirk, the 1st Canadian Division was already in the UK as the only fully armed force to defend the shores.
This photo of Canadians in the Battle of Britain is displayed across from our parliament.
We fought fascism from day 1.
Don't fuck with us.
April 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Life size driftwood horse sculptures by UK sculptor Heather Jansch #WomensArt
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Canada's own Neil Young.
Keep on rocking in the free world Neil.
#handsoff #elbowsup
April 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Minnesota lost a legend yesterday in wildlife photographer Jim Brandenburg. Gwen and I are sending our love to his family.

Here’s his photo ‘Chased by the Light’ taken in Ely.
April 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I thought this was pretty funny.
April 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Meanwhile, South Korea has successfully impeached their president
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
Jubilation in South Korea After President Who Declared Martial Law Is Ousted
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt
via Smithsonian Magazine
March 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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The Resistance tour will be in Sudbury on April 2.
St. Andrews Place 7PM.
I will be speaking at Nipissing University on April 3.
March 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Quisling (noun): a traitor who collaborates with an enemy force.
March 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM