ContessaDark
@contessadark.bsky.social
Hello. Welcome! Now, about me:
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🐲I write Fantasy!🐲(my characters don't die, they just wish they could)
My love of cats is inverse to my love of people
I'm an OR nurse. Great at parties! Describing necrotizing fasciitis is always a crowd-pleaser! 😁
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🐲I write Fantasy!🐲(my characters don't die, they just wish they could)
My love of cats is inverse to my love of people
I'm an OR nurse. Great at parties! Describing necrotizing fasciitis is always a crowd-pleaser! 😁
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The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please share! Retweet!
The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
The number's legit. I called it before posting. 🥰🥰🥰
Because we might need a light in these bleak times. We need ... toe beans. And the lofty Viscount du Lilas obliges.
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Because we might need a light in these bleak times. We need ... toe beans. And the lofty Viscount du Lilas obliges.
Ok, folks. I get it, but maaaybe we could choose something other than fire? It's been known to get out of hand lately. Perhaps ramming them with a large, awkwardly-shaped steel vehicle ...?
Oh, wait, those also catch fire.
Back to the drawing board.
Oh, wait, those also catch fire.
Back to the drawing board.
March 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ok, folks. I get it, but maaaybe we could choose something other than fire? It's been known to get out of hand lately. Perhaps ramming them with a large, awkwardly-shaped steel vehicle ...?
Oh, wait, those also catch fire.
Back to the drawing board.
Oh, wait, those also catch fire.
Back to the drawing board.
#Trump #Ukraine #Americanshame
🇨🇦 Yes I'm eating my feelings of disbelief and loathing this weekend. What about you all? 🇨🇦
🇨🇦 Yes I'm eating my feelings of disbelief and loathing this weekend. What about you all? 🇨🇦
March 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#Trump #Ukraine #Americanshame
🇨🇦 Yes I'm eating my feelings of disbelief and loathing this weekend. What about you all? 🇨🇦
🇨🇦 Yes I'm eating my feelings of disbelief and loathing this weekend. What about you all? 🇨🇦
OMG! It's my new kitty, but from another timeline! 🙀
Any tips for keeping a Siamese happy?
Any tips for keeping a Siamese happy?
March 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
OMG! It's my new kitty, but from another timeline! 🙀
Any tips for keeping a Siamese happy?
Any tips for keeping a Siamese happy?
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#caturday #writingcommunity
I CAN FINALLY PARTICIPATE IN CATURDAY AGAIN!
Here you'll see The Viscount du Lilas enjoying some snuggle-naps, while I attempt to play Grim Dawn. Thank God I've got long arms!
Writing is gonna be a challenge. 🤔
I CAN FINALLY PARTICIPATE IN CATURDAY AGAIN!
Here you'll see The Viscount du Lilas enjoying some snuggle-naps, while I attempt to play Grim Dawn. Thank God I've got long arms!
Writing is gonna be a challenge. 🤔
March 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#caturday #writingcommunity
I CAN FINALLY PARTICIPATE IN CATURDAY AGAIN!
Here you'll see The Viscount du Lilas enjoying some snuggle-naps, while I attempt to play Grim Dawn. Thank God I've got long arms!
Writing is gonna be a challenge. 🤔
I CAN FINALLY PARTICIPATE IN CATURDAY AGAIN!
Here you'll see The Viscount du Lilas enjoying some snuggle-naps, while I attempt to play Grim Dawn. Thank God I've got long arms!
Writing is gonna be a challenge. 🤔
Let's see what happens if we put the toy in the bag of catnip overnight? 🤔
(I couldn't keep the camera on him! 🤯)
(I couldn't keep the camera on him! 🤯)
February 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Let's see what happens if we put the toy in the bag of catnip overnight? 🤔
(I couldn't keep the camera on him! 🤯)
(I couldn't keep the camera on him! 🤯)
My new boy. Only 4 hours in my possession.
Oh, my heart!
Oh, my heart!
February 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My new boy. Only 4 hours in my possession.
Oh, my heart!
Oh, my heart!
Well, I have a new man in my crazy single cat lady life!
Meet Christophe, Viscount du Lilas.
(We're working on the press kit, but the was a lot of sniffing. SO MUCH SNIFFING)
Meet Christophe, Viscount du Lilas.
(We're working on the press kit, but the was a lot of sniffing. SO MUCH SNIFFING)
February 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Well, I have a new man in my crazy single cat lady life!
Meet Christophe, Viscount du Lilas.
(We're working on the press kit, but the was a lot of sniffing. SO MUCH SNIFFING)
Meet Christophe, Viscount du Lilas.
(We're working on the press kit, but the was a lot of sniffing. SO MUCH SNIFFING)
Ummmm ... I wonder why Canadians don't want to travel to the U.S. 😱
(It's just politics, right? Right?)
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(It's just politics, right? Right?)
🤦♀️
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ummmm ... I wonder why Canadians don't want to travel to the U.S. 😱
(It's just politics, right? Right?)
🤦♀️
(It's just politics, right? Right?)
🤦♀️
#writingcommunity
Here they are. Books with my stories in them! The One-shot Anthology series features stories written in 24 hrs on a theme represented in their titles. It's been a real joy & challenge to contribute. If you love supporting indie spec fic, pick them up on Amazon in print or e-book!🥰
Here they are. Books with my stories in them! The One-shot Anthology series features stories written in 24 hrs on a theme represented in their titles. It's been a real joy & challenge to contribute. If you love supporting indie spec fic, pick them up on Amazon in print or e-book!🥰
February 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#writingcommunity
Here they are. Books with my stories in them! The One-shot Anthology series features stories written in 24 hrs on a theme represented in their titles. It's been a real joy & challenge to contribute. If you love supporting indie spec fic, pick them up on Amazon in print or e-book!🥰
Here they are. Books with my stories in them! The One-shot Anthology series features stories written in 24 hrs on a theme represented in their titles. It's been a real joy & challenge to contribute. If you love supporting indie spec fic, pick them up on Amazon in print or e-book!🥰
January 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
#Elon #Politics #Hypocrite
Elon probably spent more farming his PoE character than on child support. Please go back to cheating at video games and leave the rest of us alone. Weirdo.
Elon probably spent more farming his PoE character than on child support. Please go back to cheating at video games and leave the rest of us alone. Weirdo.
January 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
#Elon #Politics #Hypocrite
Elon probably spent more farming his PoE character than on child support. Please go back to cheating at video games and leave the rest of us alone. Weirdo.
Elon probably spent more farming his PoE character than on child support. Please go back to cheating at video games and leave the rest of us alone. Weirdo.
#januwrite
From: A Mother's Love
“Yer right, there. It weren't yur God.” She paused, thinking. “Funny how ya love Him; makes sense, tho'. He's got a meanness to ‘im. A baked-in cruelty. Likes His Wrath as much as pa liked his drink. Likes to see His children beggin' for His salvation. His love."
From: A Mother's Love
“Yer right, there. It weren't yur God.” She paused, thinking. “Funny how ya love Him; makes sense, tho'. He's got a meanness to ‘im. A baked-in cruelty. Likes His Wrath as much as pa liked his drink. Likes to see His children beggin' for His salvation. His love."
January 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
#januwrite
From: A Mother's Love
“Yer right, there. It weren't yur God.” She paused, thinking. “Funny how ya love Him; makes sense, tho'. He's got a meanness to ‘im. A baked-in cruelty. Likes His Wrath as much as pa liked his drink. Likes to see His children beggin' for His salvation. His love."
From: A Mother's Love
“Yer right, there. It weren't yur God.” She paused, thinking. “Funny how ya love Him; makes sense, tho'. He's got a meanness to ‘im. A baked-in cruelty. Likes His Wrath as much as pa liked his drink. Likes to see His children beggin' for His salvation. His love."
I hang around open body cavities.
December 31, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I hang around open body cavities.
Something covered in white that's not snow. G'morning, bluesky. 🥰
December 10, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Something covered in white that's not snow. G'morning, bluesky. 🥰
Umm ... is it possible that I have a vegetarian fridge vampire? 🧛♀️
If I do, I'm going have to crunch the math on my fridge's square footage so I can charge them rent. 👀
If I do, I'm going have to crunch the math on my fridge's square footage so I can charge them rent. 👀
December 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Umm ... is it possible that I have a vegetarian fridge vampire? 🧛♀️
If I do, I'm going have to crunch the math on my fridge's square footage so I can charge them rent. 👀
If I do, I'm going have to crunch the math on my fridge's square footage so I can charge them rent. 👀
Good morning, Bluesky.
December 4, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Good morning, Bluesky.
For when it gets dark today at 4:30pm:
A happy summer bee just bee-ing herself on some basil flowers.
A happy summer bee just bee-ing herself on some basil flowers.
December 3, 2024 at 8:18 PM
For when it gets dark today at 4:30pm:
A happy summer bee just bee-ing herself on some basil flowers.
A happy summer bee just bee-ing herself on some basil flowers.
The incredible bronze sculpture outside the Art Gallery of Ontario. Every time I see it, I still have to touch it to make sure it's not leather. It's astounding.
November 29, 2024 at 8:28 AM
The incredible bronze sculpture outside the Art Gallery of Ontario. Every time I see it, I still have to touch it to make sure it's not leather. It's astounding.
Day 27: Characters need therapy?
King Bathmanon
P(olitical)PTSD
If his Queen is killed, he loses his love, crown & sons (deemed property of The Crown)
Only daughters will secure her line & protect them
They've struggled w/ infertility
Commands her to lay w/ others & get pregnant, breaking her heart
King Bathmanon
P(olitical)PTSD
If his Queen is killed, he loses his love, crown & sons (deemed property of The Crown)
Only daughters will secure her line & protect them
They've struggled w/ infertility
Commands her to lay w/ others & get pregnant, breaking her heart
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Day 27: Characters need therapy?
King Bathmanon
P(olitical)PTSD
If his Queen is killed, he loses his love, crown & sons (deemed property of The Crown)
Only daughters will secure her line & protect them
They've struggled w/ infertility
Commands her to lay w/ others & get pregnant, breaking her heart
King Bathmanon
P(olitical)PTSD
If his Queen is killed, he loses his love, crown & sons (deemed property of The Crown)
Only daughters will secure her line & protect them
They've struggled w/ infertility
Commands her to lay w/ others & get pregnant, breaking her heart
Soooo, a book for our "interesting times", then?
Or just the White House?
(Do you remember when McConnell was turning splotchy and purple? *shudder*)
Or just the White House?
(Do you remember when McConnell was turning splotchy and purple? *shudder*)
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Soooo, a book for our "interesting times", then?
Or just the White House?
(Do you remember when McConnell was turning splotchy and purple? *shudder*)
Or just the White House?
(Do you remember when McConnell was turning splotchy and purple? *shudder*)
Published in 2008, it shows how cruelty, greed and the long game pays off.
The hilarious Thomas Frank is a gem and an oracle (as in: he just pays attention to what's going on around him). Old book tour lectures can be found on YouTube, for those who need a commute listen.
The hilarious Thomas Frank is a gem and an oracle (as in: he just pays attention to what's going on around him). Old book tour lectures can be found on YouTube, for those who need a commute listen.
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Published in 2008, it shows how cruelty, greed and the long game pays off.
The hilarious Thomas Frank is a gem and an oracle (as in: he just pays attention to what's going on around him). Old book tour lectures can be found on YouTube, for those who need a commute listen.
The hilarious Thomas Frank is a gem and an oracle (as in: he just pays attention to what's going on around him). Old book tour lectures can be found on YouTube, for those who need a commute listen.