Conspiracy of Cartographers
@conspiracyofcarto.bsky.social
Cartographer and Artist
Speculative cartography
World-building
Transit mapping
https://conspiracyofcartographers.com/
Speculative cartography
World-building
Transit mapping
https://conspiracyofcartographers.com/
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To head off the reply guys telling me this won’t happen in our lifetimes, let me say:
It won’t happen in our lifetimes.
It won’t happen in our lifetimes.
An excerpt from the first Conspiracy of Cartographers blog post. RIP Tom Stoppard.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An excerpt from the first Conspiracy of Cartographers blog post. RIP Tom Stoppard.
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Damn.
Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.
Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.
Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Damn.
Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.
Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.
Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Feeeed the squiiiirrrrels
Let them know it’s Christmas time agaaaiiin
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Feeeed the squiiiirrrrels
Let them know it’s Christmas time agaaaiiin
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration.
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration.
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
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I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online.
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online.
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration.
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration.
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
Now my spam begins with “My Lord”
I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online.
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online.
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own!
conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...
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This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals
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Transit Study I
Nine gel pens on 24x32cm black paper.
New item in the shop! Adding more this weekend.
www.timwallace.art/product/tran...
Nine gel pens on 24x32cm black paper.
New item in the shop! Adding more this weekend.
www.timwallace.art/product/tran...
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Transit Study I
Nine gel pens on 24x32cm black paper.
New item in the shop! Adding more this weekend.
www.timwallace.art/product/tran...
Nine gel pens on 24x32cm black paper.
New item in the shop! Adding more this weekend.
www.timwallace.art/product/tran...
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#30DayMapChallenge Day 19: Projections
Equal Earth and web Mercator, both aligned at 0, 0.
Equal Earth and web Mercator, both aligned at 0, 0.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#30DayMapChallenge Day 19: Projections
Equal Earth and web Mercator, both aligned at 0, 0.
Equal Earth and web Mercator, both aligned at 0, 0.
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It's that special time of year we've all been waiting for, happy #GISDay everyone! 🗺️
Here's a mini #AntiquityThread on some of the fantastic #archaeology research published in Antiquity this year that applied this now-indispensable tool 1/6 🧵
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Here's a mini #AntiquityThread on some of the fantastic #archaeology research published in Antiquity this year that applied this now-indispensable tool 1/6 🧵
🏺
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's that special time of year we've all been waiting for, happy #GISDay everyone! 🗺️
Here's a mini #AntiquityThread on some of the fantastic #archaeology research published in Antiquity this year that applied this now-indispensable tool 1/6 🧵
🏺
Here's a mini #AntiquityThread on some of the fantastic #archaeology research published in Antiquity this year that applied this now-indispensable tool 1/6 🧵
🏺
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The lines of artificial coastal developments might be neat and straight but in reality, they are fragmenting ecosystems and disrupting hydrodynamics.
Maps reveal the greater risk to the world’s artificial coastlines from sea-level rise
The lines of artificial coastal developments might be neat and straight but in reality, they are fragmenting ecosystems and disrupting hydrodynamics.
tcnv.link
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The lines of artificial coastal developments might be neat and straight but in reality, they are fragmenting ecosystems and disrupting hydrodynamics.
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Much love to @versharma.bsky.social, who did the lord’s work at @teenvogue.com.
What a loss for our industry.
What a loss for our industry.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Much love to @versharma.bsky.social, who did the lord’s work at @teenvogue.com.
What a loss for our industry.
What a loss for our industry.
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So upset about @teenvogue.com being absorbed into Vogue.
Teen Vogue’s political reporting has often been sharper than other mainstream outlets.
Now there will be no political staffers left.
www.thewrap.com/teen-vogue-e...
Teen Vogue’s political reporting has often been sharper than other mainstream outlets.
Now there will be no political staffers left.
www.thewrap.com/teen-vogue-e...
Teen Vogue Merges With Vogue.com
Teen Vogue will keep its name and mission, with Vogue editorial content head Chloe Malle overseeing the site.
www.thewrap.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So upset about @teenvogue.com being absorbed into Vogue.
Teen Vogue’s political reporting has often been sharper than other mainstream outlets.
Now there will be no political staffers left.
www.thewrap.com/teen-vogue-e...
Teen Vogue’s political reporting has often been sharper than other mainstream outlets.
Now there will be no political staffers left.
www.thewrap.com/teen-vogue-e...
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All that Christian Jesus, hundreds of years of unchecked wealth and power
And still scared of women, black people, trans people, immigrants, rainbow sidewalks, vaccines?
Yeah. Loser shit.
And still scared of women, black people, trans people, immigrants, rainbow sidewalks, vaccines?
Yeah. Loser shit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
All that Christian Jesus, hundreds of years of unchecked wealth and power
And still scared of women, black people, trans people, immigrants, rainbow sidewalks, vaccines?
Yeah. Loser shit.
And still scared of women, black people, trans people, immigrants, rainbow sidewalks, vaccines?
Yeah. Loser shit.
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We are being ruled by absolute losers
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We are being ruled by absolute losers
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This superb isochrone of travel time by rail in 1882 France has always been one of the most popular prints on the site – and with good reason!
transitmap.net/store/produc...
transitmap.net/store/produc...
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This superb isochrone of travel time by rail in 1882 France has always been one of the most popular prints on the site – and with good reason!
transitmap.net/store/produc...
transitmap.net/store/produc...
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#30DayMapChallenge
Day 2: Lines – The Secret Life of Streams 💧
UV light reveals piped streams.
Early Wellington was shaped by streams flowing to the harbour. As the city grew, many were piped underground, hidden from sight but still running beneath our feet.
#Wellington #Flooding #cartography
Day 2: Lines – The Secret Life of Streams 💧
UV light reveals piped streams.
Early Wellington was shaped by streams flowing to the harbour. As the city grew, many were piped underground, hidden from sight but still running beneath our feet.
#Wellington #Flooding #cartography
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
#30DayMapChallenge
Day 2: Lines – The Secret Life of Streams 💧
UV light reveals piped streams.
Early Wellington was shaped by streams flowing to the harbour. As the city grew, many were piped underground, hidden from sight but still running beneath our feet.
#Wellington #Flooding #cartography
Day 2: Lines – The Secret Life of Streams 💧
UV light reveals piped streams.
Early Wellington was shaped by streams flowing to the harbour. As the city grew, many were piped underground, hidden from sight but still running beneath our feet.
#Wellington #Flooding #cartography
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Maps have always both granted power and threatened it, depending on who controls the data, the scale and the narrative.
Secret Maps at the British Library reconsiders the lines that shape our world
Maps have always both granted power and threatened it, depending on who controls the data, the scale and the narrative.
tcnv.link
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Maps have always both granted power and threatened it, depending on who controls the data, the scale and the narrative.
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I finally got a gas station road map of #Alaska, so in to the studio I go. Soon to be a #Petrofuture map.
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I finally got a gas station road map of #Alaska, so in to the studio I go. Soon to be a #Petrofuture map.
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This web map is beautiful! I’m a print map gal at heart, but this Shows how much creativity is possible. trollmap.com
Trollmap — By Thomas Dambo
trollmap.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This web map is beautiful! I’m a print map gal at heart, but this Shows how much creativity is possible. trollmap.com